《Classless Ascension 》Chapter 88: The Enemies Learned the Power of Friendship?!
Advertisement
In this time of trial, Josh couldn't help but remember the wisdom of a great sage that once said: "I totally fucked up, now what?!"
How was he supposed to know that there could be more than one Bosses?! Now, 10 gigantic White Spider were chasing him. After all this time beating up one of them with the power of friendship, it had learned. Was this karma?
Now, the spider also had gotten his friends to help. Nine of them when only one would have been sufficient! Was this simply the power of a Mass Calamity curse wantonly used? If yes, it truly was OP!
That cursed amulet hadn't even been crafted with Tower materials. How strong could it possibly get? Would it be possible to use it to summon true Dragon-Devouring bosses?! Josh shuddered as he pictured getting chased by spiders the size of a mountain. Yes, even for him, it was harsh to picture.
Now, how was he supposed to get out of this?! The only reason he had been able to kill the Boss was that it was getting swarmed by "fellow humans". It had previously allowed him to do a full-powered charged attack.
Would the other 9 Bosses just watch him as he tried once more? Hell no! Did he have a way to increase the Fellow humans count? No, they were part of the decor and didn't actually respawn once they died.
What if he tried to use them to attack one another? He positioned himself perfectly in order to….almost fucking die! There was no way this was going to happen! These spiders were different from the zombie or even the golems.
While they weren't smart enough to realize complex battle formations (otherwise, he'd already been dead), they knew better than to kill one another. Trying such a stunt just made it so he was closer to their deadly spear-like legs.
In fact, the weapon he had obtained earlier was a spear too. The Bosses kept mercilessly stabbing toward him. Josh had no desire to become a spider brochette. He kept running, using the experience he had built up all this time.
Yes, the monsters were far faster than him and had the number advantage too. How was he still fine? Well, by now, he could predict every single of their movements. He was akin to a veteran beginning a new playthrough in a game, already knowing all the secrets.
As he kept dodging, he couldn't help but wonder if the system would check up on the fight at some point. Was this a bug? Was this intended? What the fuck was going on?! He missed so dearly the Alter Tower Protocol right now!
The difference between the two was like Heaven and earth. Hell, if one day he could switch patron Protocol, he'd do it in a heartbeat. Then again, the other one was smarter. It may be more troublesome to manipulate.
He kept going, with legs brushing near him and landing upon various objects. Deadly legs were sinking into the ground deeper than his own height, crushing rocks and vegetation alike and even shattering the bark of the big trees.
Advertisement
He could feel the cold touch of the grim reaper, and yet all his brain could think of was: "Demolition spiders: Fucking shit up since Floor 12! Satisfaction guaranteed, or we eat you!" with a cool jingle to go with the ad.
This habit dated back to his early training days. He had been so scared initially, literally shaking in his boxers. Back then, he had embraced the adage of imagining his enemies in ridiculous situations to release the tension. Well, that had stuck.
How (un)funny was that! A group of demolition spiders that….oh damn! Never mind, it wasn't funny at all. It was genius. The kind of genius that would be hard to implement but so what?
The first item of business was to check the sharpness of the tools. Looking intently at the spiders, Josh happily nodded. These things were living machines of destruction after all. ✔️
The second order of business was to make sure the area was safe for the personnel. Well, in this case, that would only be him. He did big rounds around the place to line them up perfectly. ✔️
Then he definitely needed a quality wedge. He'd rely on the spider spear he had (mostly for the irony of it). ✔️
He made sure to keep an escape path and to visualize where the action would happen. ✔️
Then he kept avoiding the crazy strong Bosses using the nearby trees as a foothold. He simply kept going courageously, every spider attack barely missing him and digging into where he had been a second before.
But Josh was clearly delaying the inevitable. Or was he? As far as the spiders were concerned, he was simply an annoyingly fast snack, one that was bound to tire eventually. After all, the energy of any living being would eventually run out.
Well, they were right on that point. Just that Josh could last way longer than a usual human. Even the Climbers could survive a long time without eating. Josh had the Gluttony bloodline allowing him to fight an even more nonsensical duration.
Except, it wasn't Josh's stamina that gave up first. No, it was the towering trees all around the area. All this time, he had been using the spiders to weaken their structural integrity. The spider destruction corp had done a wonderful job!
In fact, it was such an amazing job that plenty of humongous trees were now falling on them, with trunks bigger than elephants. It all produced an earth-shattering sound! BAM! Josh could feel the very ground under his feet trembling from the aftershock.
The spiders could be seen weakly trying to struggle out from under the massive weight, but all were stuck. Josh felt like some kind of mastermind right now. He even began to laugh aloud, akin to a madman. "HAHAHAHA! Get wrecked!"
He had used their own power to cause their demise, all the while using the terrain around them. He himself had not done any damage whatsoever. Now it was time for the fun part. He came near each one and ceased their pitiful existence.
Well, one did manage to free itself, but even that wasn't much of an issue. Josh simply went to get help from his "fellow humans" once more. As the last one disappeared, he glanced over the shadowy forms.
Advertisement
"All of you! They tried to Bully us, they tried to Crush us, they even tried to Destroy us! But! Are we humans that easy to Exterminate?! False! There is nothing Greater than Humanity! Together we are Indestructible! Today is a day of Joy! We have Killed all our enemies! For humanity! HUZZAH!"
As he heard them sing his praises with a tactful "THaNk yOu FeLLoW HuMan!", he knew they loved him. Well, that speech was truly a classic. It was perfect from A to K, and then he had gotten bored.
After celebrating their victory with appropriate cheers like "THaNk yOu FeLLoW HuMan!", came the looting part. Josh approached all the corpses with excitement, a feeling that slowly died as he proceeded, for the elusive chest piece was nowhere to be seen.
But then, at the 9th spider corpse, there it was. Just lying there beautifully. Like some wonderful piece of antique art. He felt happiness course through his whole body, similar to the rush surviving had just given him.
<Rank E+ – White Spider Robe>
Defense +4
The only stat on it was trash, but it didn't matter. He had finally gotten the missing piece of the item set. Actually, perhaps there was even a cloak to go with that? Josh shakily equipped it. Now would come the moment of truth.
Would it increase the set bonus, or did he need to go back to farming some more? In such a case, he certainly would slow down with the cursed amulet. He had been so focused on the fight that he had lost any notion of time.
Still, he knew a long while had passed. After all, dodging all the bosses while leading them subtly to dig their own grave had been extremely troublesome. He looked at his trusty internal clock, aka the Fallen curse: <Lifespan: 24 days>. It had taken him about a day to prepare the amulets and for the initial farming.
This meant he had spent about 5 days scheming against the monsters while running for his life. As he came to this realization, he could feel how tired he actually was. The constant adrenaline and his Climber body had kept him going, but barely…
As Josh equipped all of the set items, this was his status:
<White Spider Set Effect (3)>
Crawling of the White Spider: White and Sticky (5 min) Cooldown 1 hour.
<White Spider Set Effect (5)>
Calling of the White Spider: Phantom Ally Cooldown 1 hour.
<White Spider Set Effect (7)>
Aspect of the White Spider: Temporarily become one with the Phantom Ally. Toggle.
~
He quickly activated the Calling ability as the phantomatic being began screeching "tsk-tsk-tsk."
He then felt his heart beat faster as he used the Aspect one. Would he morph as a spider directly? Would he gain tons of limbs? Would his hair turn white, perhaps? The last one would make him look wise for sure!
He could then feel it. It was the same feeling as when he used the White and Sticky mode. It was exactly the goddamn same! There was no physical change whatsoever to him, and the phantom even disappeared.
But after 5 minutes, he understood the difference. There was no time limit. As long as he kept it active, it kept going. The only downside was that it took mana. But this system was unlike any other video game he had seen.
He couldn't see his mana go down in real-time. Nope, it was only showing the total, 2700. But he could feel it. The more time passed and the more lightheaded he felt. He could probably last 15 minutes continuously using it before he really felt the strain (estimated).
He finally had a skill (albeit it was an item set one). This would give him way more versatility when it came to fighting! All in all, these runs had been amazing. What could he have done before with the ability to climb on surfaces?
The answer was absolutely nothing so far. He had mostly struggled against the crazy zombie, the clay golem boss, the rats, and the nature vine beetle. The latter needed to be attacked melee to shatter its weak point, and the formers were in areas without any terrain to Climb.
Here it would have worked wonderfully, but the spiders could do the same except without even expending mana. So yeah… Still, Josh was convinced it would one day come in handy else he wouldn't have worked so hard for it.
He made sure to pick everything up. Good thing he had that cocoon. His spoils of victory were damn impressive. So impressive that he wondered how so much loot could fit inside the tiny white container. Well, magic or some shit.
He had in total 4 spider legs (1 sword, 3 spears), 4 Spider Helmets, only 1 robe, 5 pairs of gloves, 6 bracers, 4 pants, and 4 pairs of boots.
Smiling from ear to ear, he finally declared. "Take care, my fellow humans. See you guys in another life, on another Floor."
They obviously all wished their hero goodbye and a safe journey with poetic farewells: "THaNk yOu FeLLoW HuMan!"
Thus josh teleported out. But as soon as he was outside, he could see tons of members of the Black Squad blocking access to the Tower. They even had a fully functional defense perimeter. One of them sternly shouted at Josh.
"You there! Going back in the Tower is prohibited! Hurry up and exit the premises!"
This was the first time Josh actually saw any kind of regulation made toward the Tower. If he didn't have the backing of Draconic, he would have definitely hurried back inside just to be safe.
After all, he only had 24 days left to live. He couldn't afford to stay outside for long. But for now, he complied with the instructions. He wasn't there to start a war with the humans in any case. He simply desired to Climb.
But still, what could this be all about?...
Advertisement
- In Serial18 Chapters
Messummer (Capstone Writing Assignment)
|3X Wattpad FEATURED| Messummer's life changes when a futuristic boy stumbles into her ancient world. She must now help him front to his own time before his love for dinosaurs traps him forever. *** Ever since her father's death, Messummer has wanted nothing more than to prove she can survive in her fragile world. She decides to enter her valley's Great Flying Race as a rite of passage. It's a race only the bravest flyers attend. While Messummer is preparing for it one day, she meets a creature she has never seen before. His name is Daniel Matton. He stumbles into her world after a malfunction with something called a "time machine". Fascinated by this new species, Messummer kidnaps him (not that Dan has much of a choice) and takes him on a journey like none other. Of course, that's only after Dan concludes she's not going to eat him. Just when it seems like the two friends' connection is growing, disaster strikes. What starts off as a bonding experience is now a fight for survival. Will Messummer and Dan escape the horrendous Tyrannosaurus Rex, or will the 11.0-magnitude earthquake swallow them before he can even try to kill them? Will Messummer find the courage to tell Dan who she truly is? Will Dan ever return front to his own time? Above all, is their friendship going to survive the calamity? *** *Cover by @AnecdoteofAstrina on Wattpad!* Word Count: 7,000 🥉 3rd place in the April Awards' Short Story Category.⭐ Featured on @Speculative Fiction || Breaking the Space-Time Continuum Reading List.⭐ Added to @Speculative Fiction || Featured Speculative Fiction Stories Reading List.⭐ Featured by @Ooorah in their Tevun-Krus #100 || Dino Punk section.
8 172 - In Serial10 Chapters
Ex-Angel
Markus Caldwell is an angel who got banished from Heaven after a revolt against God. He is now forced to exist in the realm of humans. With humans and other "Fallen Ones" chasing after him constantly. How will he survive in this realm and, how will it change his future along with the very flow of existence itself? Credits: KOSIA (Cover Art)
8 196 - In Serial154 Chapters
Cherry Hill
Scarlett Delmonico is living every fan of Jaden's life, she's on the baseball team as the next star player and on top of her classes. Nobody hated her except for the toxic fans to which she just laughs and reposts the comment, video or whatever. As for Jaden, he thought he was the luckiest boy in the world dating the girl of his dreams and also being the star player on his baseball team. Finally, the wedding comes and Scarlett has the perfect family she always fantasized of having, she's on top of the world. Or so she thought, everything changes when she gets to Junior year of high school and there's competition, competing for the love of her life's attention. Part 2/3 of The Cherry Trilogy. Started: April 9th, 2022 Ended: May 7th, 2022
8 132 - In Serial60 Chapters
Condemned (Old)
“The human body is a fragile thing. But the soul... The soul is malleable. Easily tainted. All it takes is one drop of blood to dye it all red.” It was supposed to be a simple job. Escort Alden to Lightendale and collect the handsome reward. The reward that would let him live the rest of his life with ease. But it’s never that simple, especially for someone who denies the Gods. Death follows Leor everywhere he goes, cutting down his friends and family. When his first love died at the hands of a rampaging Awakened, he was prepared to throw everything away until a mysterious voice offered him a chance for revenge and a chance to bring her back by completing the seven trials. He wants to destroy the Gods who abuse their powers, but will he team up with a Goddess to accomplish his goal? UPDATE (10/18/21): I will no longer be updating this version of the story. Thank you all who actually liked this version, but this version does not sit well with me anymore. I have an updated version called: Condemned: Tale of Light. Please read this story on that fiction page instead. I changed many things. Thanks again for reading. I hope to see you on the new version. I'll leave this old version up for people to compare with the new one. Like a public first first draft. -Ando
8 120 - In Serial15 Chapters
Fateful Encounter (Fumikage Tokoyami x Reader)
"Congratulations! Welcome to UA Hero Academy!" After years of training, you've finally made it into UA High. On your first day of school, you run into your best friend - she's in your class! What could possibly make your first year of high school more wonderful? Your crush, of course!5/8/19 #1 in Tokoyami#1 in Tokoyamixreader#2 in Makebelieve#3 in Fumikage5/24/19#1 in Tokoyamixreader#2 in Makebelieve#2 in Myhero#3 in FumikagetokoyamiThank you all for 12K reads!! It means the world to me that people actually like my story!
8 171 - In Serial200 Chapters
DADDIES | pt. 1
"I LIKE TO READ EXCITING THRILLERS AND THOSE KINKY MAGAZINES." -J.B FINISHED: July 21st 2017-September 22nd 2017
8 191

