《Classless Ascension 》Chapter 33: Interrogation? What a Joke! (3/3)
Advertisement
**** BONUS CHAP****Thanks for the votes! ^_^v
They were taking so long so Josh simply lied on the table again. It seemed like they had designed the place to be as uncomfortable as possible, but that was all trivial for Josh. Compared to sleeping in the Tower and getting disturbed by bloodthirsty monsters…this was perfect!
He was awoken by the sound of the door opening again. Then came both interrogators from before. Josh couldn't help but find this quite sad. Sometimes more didn't make it better as the welcoming event in the Tower had proved.
The man approached and slammed the table before sighing: "Josh, right? Do you know how cases work in this place?"
That was a rhetorical question, right? The man kept going.
"There are many levels of interrogation. The first one is a calm and peaceful talk with us. We try to end it with only that. BUT! That is only possible if you cooperate. Now, should you be stubborn and keep withholding information, your case will change hands. Let's just say the alternative is far from pleasant if you catch my drift. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. At all!"
"Calm and peaceful talk? That's why you were shouting so much, right? Then again you visibly quieted down since then. You clearly deserve some mention for the fastest improvements. Do you guys have a best-improved employee of the month wall or something? Ah, but showcasing this guy's picture in the hall may be a tad…yeah better not."
The man's face changed. Honestly, how could he not even control his expression?! That is when the woman tried to come back to the topic at hand.
"It may be fun now to quip jokes, but you won't like what will come after for sure. This is your last chance!"
"I like how vague this all sounds. So mysterious! Schrodinger interrogators, maybe they are real, maybe they aren't."
"Do you think we are playing here!?", she continued.
"Yes? No? I mean you both have very serious expressions, but the dialogue sounds like a joke. What's with these mixed signals?"
The man simply signaled her: "Well, we tried. You'll soon understand the saying you reap what you sow kid. Good luck, you'll need it."
That is when they both walked toward the door.
"Wait! Wait, guys!" Josh stopped them, noticing the small smile they were harboring. "Can I get some popcorn!"
"….." *CLANG* They angrily left slamming the door shut.
What, they couldn't even afford popcorn?! Josh noticed they hadn't tried the friendly approach at all. Would it have killed them? Such a shame.
Advertisement
He was excited about the prospect of dealing with an actual professional. Would there even be one? They were probably calling their superior asking for instructions at that very moment. Josh was expecting the wait to be even longer but surprisingly they came back relatively quickly.
They were both harboring a smug smile. Their newfound confidence seemed the stem from a third individual following them. The man was steady-looking with sharp features. A man Josh had seen before, except this time he was wearing a stylish white jacket. He really seemed to love white.
Josh had to stop himself from bursting into laughter. Especially when the lady subserviently went: "He's all yours Sir, please work your magic!"
The man came forward: "Josh, is it? Are you aware of who I am? I am the S rank Healer, Ronan from <Draconic>. Let's just say you have two choices now. Either you can confess or I can beat you up, a lot."
"Pretty sure you aren't allowed to use violence on a suspect, am I wrong?"
"No! You are perfectly right! But don't worry! When you'll exit this place you won't have any injury whatsoever!" The way he smiled made his intentions obvious. Well, he was probably faking in this case.
The middle-aged man chipped in excitedly: "Show him the video! Show him the video!"
Then they brought a device with a screen in front of Josh. Then, they played the video of a man getting burned repeatedly and getting healed right after. It was extremely harsh. But what was even harsher was the cinema without the popcorn!
The interrogator exclaimed proudly: "How is that! See, I told you it was better you deal with us!" His voice radiated assurance. He was convinced Josh was about to crack.
Josh found it laughable how they had gone out of their way to bring Ronan in here. He was probably passing "by chance" and had somehow been recruited by these two. So much for a secure government facility. Both of them were looking at the healer with stars in their eyes.
Would they cough blood if they learned of Josh being an ally of <Draconic>? Josh's reaction to the footage was to ask:
"I have a question. Can you use this spell to produce infinite meat with only 1 chicken? If yes you could singlehandedly end world hunger. Also, did you ever need to use such a spell to eat human flesh while stuck on a Floor? You know from running out of rations."
Ronan answered pensively. "Infinite chicken is easy. The issue is actually getting good ingredients, ones that can give food buffs. These are only found as drops in the Tower. As for the human flesh I've yet to taste that thankfully."
Advertisement
"Shame." To which the spectators were flabbergasted. How was he not freaking out?! How was Josh so calm! They clearly were overwhelmed by his nonchalant attitude.
That is when Ronan took control of the situation "Give me 10 minutes with him. He'll talk. Ah, but I'll need two things. First, disable the cameras. Second, get a cleaner ready."
They gulped audibly before nodding excitingly and leaving.
"Let me just check if they really …" Ronan took out a small device from his pocket that flashed a few seconds before going quiet. "Yep, no cameras...or mics. So, how the Hell did you end up killing a man already? Also couldn't you have done it in the Tower instead?"
"Kill? I have no clue how he died. He was alive and the next second we were out with him dead." Josh shrugged.
"Hey, I'm on your side remember! Stop the bullshit! Else I'll really torture you!"
"Oh? Feel free to try it." Was Josh a masochist? Nope. But he was curious to see the worst that the healer could do.
Ronan was now looking at him with a disbelieving expression. Everyone was afraid of him, but not this newcomer?! "Are you sure? You'll probably regret it!" There was a hint of concern in his voice with the other part being excitement.
"Sure, should we bet? Whether I can endure it or not?"
"Hahahaha. Perfect! I'll bet 10k Credits. How about it?"
"Afraid I can't follow on that one. I can do 5k.", Josh admitted.
"Perfect you bet 5k and I'll bet 10k! Now you better not regret it!"
Ronan made his signature heavy staff appear. Then he gave a very light blow. KACHA, the seemingly light tap shattered the metal table and the chain linking Josh to it altogether. With a smile, Ronan then aimed at Josh directly.
A light tap later, Josh could feel his ribs getting crushed, the bone shards digging deeper into his body. His whole chest area was completely caved in. A very mortal strike, yet one that Josh allowed. He somehow trusted the man because of his gut feeling. This was but a test.
A holy light later Josh was as good as new. Then started a beatdown that made the previous one look like a walk in the park. There was lots of crushing and blood spilling everywhere. Josh could feel his clothes getting heavy with blood and sticking to his skin, at least what remained of it.
It lasted a solid 10 minutes. That is when the other two entered the room. They couldn't help but be horrified upon seeing bone fragments and blood spread out all across the floor, walls, and…ceiling?! Josh himself was a mess. He was so bloodied that his eyes could barely be seen. That horror increased when he casually looked at them smiling: "Sup!"
The lady was shaking: "W-what happened? D-did he confess?"
To which Ronan simply replied: "Turns out he seems innocent, I don't know how to say that but…you guys really screwed up on this one. I'm really glad I'm in an S-Rank guild, I'll be fine haha."
The two opened their mouth in astonishment before losing all color. That's when they understood that their career was over. They had closed an eye to such insane torture while on duty. They were actually just trying to scare Josh and believed Ronan was on the same page.
That is when Josh simply smiled at them: "How the tables have turned, am I crazy, or is your fate in my hands?"
They shivered once more. Then the man simply started kneeling directly: "Please forgive me! I didn't think it would come to this! I was just trying to do my job! Please I need to pay for my son's schooling!"
"Schooling? Isn't education affordable?"
"He joined <Climber High>, a new Climbers-only school. One that has many renowned teachers showing them the ropes while slowly ascending the Tower."
Yeah, that would be expensive. Just the Tower entry fee would likely bleed a family.
"Talk is cheap, what can you offer me concretely?"
"I'll come to your help as long as it's not for a crime! I'll put in a good word if you come back here too! Whenever and in the future too!"
"Sure, I'll let you off the hook."
That is when the lady exclaimed! "I can do that too! I'll help and…"
"Nope, that was his deal. As for you let me see…" Josh felt like teasing her a bit. "How about becoming my maid? Haha". Seeing her gritted teeth and hateful expression there was no way she would accept.
"F-fine! I-I'll do it!"
Then came a moment of silence. Honestly, Josh himself didn't know quite how to handle the situation. He didn't even have his own place. Well, he would use her for now at least.
"Alright, go buy me some clothes. Cool-looking ones. Also, get us some water in here so I can clean myself." Josh couldn't exactly leave half-naked and soaked in blood, right?
That is when he turned toward the smiling Ronan. "I believe you owe me 10k Credits haha!"
Advertisement
- In Serial166 Chapters
Saer Servitude
Saer, a hired killer is, up to a very unusual task of protecting a family. Never in his life has Saer used his assassin skills to save someone. But, this time he has to use it for thatif he wants to save his and everyone's lives. Worst part - the family is reluctant to the idea of letting anyone protect them. Instead, they kill cut-throats who try to guard them. Father thinks they are safe inside the house but Saer knows what lies outside. If half of the family gets killed then the apocalypse is imminent. Family foes won't stop till they bring menace to the land. The Great Invasion is nearing...
8 215 - In Serial48 Chapters
The Line-Drive
"'Bye.' I say after Edwin's kiss. He gives me a small smile that honestly looks more like a grimace. It makes me a little uncomfortable having him kiss me in the library. Edwin walks away, and someone standing in the corner of my vision makes me turn in my seat. A tall, muscular man is standing there, his arms crossed, staring at me. He's got dark brown hair, perfect eyebrows, and soft brown eyes. Honestly, he's gorgeous. And since I've read, and edited, about five articles about him, I recognize him immediately.Dane Sawyer. He's the best pitcher on our baseball team. He's hoping to go pro, although I'm not totally sure what the process is surrounding that, since I don't retain much of the information from the articles that I read about him. I know that he's also a junior, and that his girlfriend is hot as fuck. I've seen them together on campus. They're hard to miss because they are easily one of the most attractive couples that I've ever seen. I'm convinced that I must be hallucinating, because he makes eye contact and walks towards me. 'That was awkward.'"~~~Junior year is starting off chaotic for Mackenzie Brooks as she steps into her role as the editor-in-chief of the college's newspaper. She's smart, focused on school, the paper, and her TA responsibilities. Junior year should be starting off easy for Dane Sawyer. He's the star pitcher of the baseball team; attractive, athletic, desirable, with a hot girlfriend. Unfortunately, he's also failing computer science which is the one thing he sees that is in the way of his pro career. Different in more ways that one, when the two run into each other in the library, it's an immediate disaster. But when Dane convinces Mackenzie to be his tutor, both of their lives begin to change.
8 203 - In Serial40 Chapters
Fate Of The Swordsmen
Anarion Ragnor struggles to move ahead in a world that is on the brink of collapse. Demons, Gods, Undead, Cursed Beings and more are all fighting for control of Terath. Anarion a student on his way to graduation from the Swordsmen Academy struggles to cope with his issues of abandonment while those around him are trying to breach through the emotional mask he wears to protect himself from becoming attached to the people around him. Anarion is forced to live in the Shadow of his older brother who has fastly become one of the most renown Swordsmen alive. Dealing with his insurecity, ineptitude and inner fears. Anarion must face the world and himself. Swordsmen are ancient Warriors who wield legendary blades that can become so powerful they could shatter reality. They also know a unique magic called Elestran.
8 110 - In Serial12 Chapters
Tabula Rasa : An Unbound Adventure
It starts as many things do: a clean slate, an empty page. What once was set in stone and wholly writ is gone, and all that's left is the vague notion of absence, a fullness lacking.The feeling of being tetherless, pathless, without direction or responsibility is something many would find terrifying. Others might find it freeing - an opportunity to strike out on new adventures and explore the unknown.Either way, first they have to figure out where they are and how they leave. ====== My first novel on this platform! An avid GameLit/LitRPG fan, I decided to start writing this when I seemed to exhaust all of my options for well reviewed content on the site! Inspiration for the world/general feeling is a mix of Azarinth Healer, Abyssal Road Trip, Winterborn, and the Power of Ten series, with a strong reliance on 3.5 and PF1 frameworks as a scaffold for the world. I see Arc 1 as a Robinson Crusoe style coming to terms scenario, lots of exploration of the System, the MC's options, the island and encounters with the denizens and visitors of the Timeless Isle, with a non-zero amount of introspection around their long term goals. I'll publish as frequently as I'm able but don't have a regular cadence planned at the moment.
8 159 - In Serial30 Chapters
Stay || Benny The Jet Rodriguez
"Please don't go. We all need you... I need you."Ella Moore was visiting her grandma over the summer. She becomes fast friends sandlot boys since they all shared a passion for playing baseball. Although she had a boyfriend back in Texas, she couldn't help but fall for the best player in California, Benny Rodriguez. At the end of the summer, she's forced to choose whether to stay or go back to her life in Texas.This is based in 2021 but without corona(some characters belong to the creator of the sandlot movies)Go read pt 2 after as well! It's called "Forever Yours"
8 244 - In Serial35 Chapters
The Villainess
Amazing cover made by: GeksxxTalia grew up without trusting anyone but herself to live. With no father figure to look up to and a clinically depressed mother who keeps on betraying her, Talia crawls her way to the top of the social chain to survive. But one drunken night, she meets her terrible end. Just like that, Talia loses all she worked hard for, or so she thought.When she wakes up, she becomes a duke's eldest daughter in a medieval era where alliances and conspiracies dictate a noble's future and where love is a luxury that will lead anyone to ruin. No matter how twisted the world she is pushed into, Talia is determined to live long. She realizes that she is given a second chance to live - or not.Reality slaps her hard when she learns that she is now inside the body of a sixteen-year-old villain character of the Netflix series that she binge-watched, "Thorny Crown"! Talia, who is now the infamous Lady Victoria, entered a popular yet twisted Netflix series two years before the plot started. And in that plot, the character of Lady Victoria is meant to die like cannon fodder for the female lead!Talia refuses to die again. And this time, she is going to extend her helping hand to another side character, the second prince of the story, Prince Cory. She decides to be the queen and defy the plot called destiny with the king of her choosing.In an era of deceit and conspiracies, will she be able to keep her head as she walks the thorny path of a villain?With her head on the line, will she be able to control her blooming feelings for the pawn that she has chosen?
8 106

