《Classless Ascension 》Chapter 32: Interrogation? What a Joke! (2/3)
Advertisement
Round 1 had ended with the interrogator rage quitting. One point for Josh! This match would be one-sided for sure. After all his freedom was in play. Now, what would be the next move?
The man was making Josh wait. This time, it could very well be due to a lack of manpower haha. Josh had only one thing to lament, where was the popcorn! Should he ask for some? Perhaps only Josh would think of such a thing in these circumstances.
Let's just say there were probably two expected reactions from someone in Josh's situation. The first one, a poor bloke, would be frightened beyond belief. The second one would be someone with connections. The latter would have probably used those to get out already.
Still, Josh was ready for anything, including some "enhanced interrogation techniques", although he doubted they could use those. Let's just say Josh was confident to be able to resist whatever they threw at him.
Back when he was just trying to train his fighting abilities, he had wiped out a small criminal organization. Turned out that the boss of it had a big brother, one that was heading a much bigger syndicate, to say the least.
That big organization had captured him and interrogated him for a while, a fancy name for torture. It was pretty awkward in fact. After all, who in their right mind would believe that some guy had done this just for training? Not them! They kept thinking that he was from an opposing faction or even working for the government.
Crazy how some people won't ever believe the truth! Anyway, Josh had no choice but to serve them to the feds. As soon as he had learned about them targeting him, he had somehow made enough preparations. Honestly, he was ready to negotiate but they were dicks, so he decided just to have them all jailed.
Unsurprisingly their boss, the big brother, managed to go free. But the gang was weakened already, so Josh used another one to take revenge. He would always remember that dumbass that kept screaming right before dying "I knew it! You were working with an opposing faction!", yeah sure buddy. Even then the man still thought himself clever.
Advertisement
Honestly, Josh always had a slight dislike for the so-called government too. Well, they could be useful at times, but he knew very well not to rely on them. Most systems were designed to either be fair or give the illusion of fairness.
The reality, however, was often if not always very disappointing. Simply because of one word: bribery. That's all that was needed to corrupt it all. Josh had witnessed it first-hand with the Dragon Triad. Actually, there were also cases of sheer incompetence and pandering to the masses. Yes, the masses that Josh knew were most of the time extremely dumb. Not that Josh would judge them because he used to be a student who barely cared about politics himself.
Anyway, Josh was simply awaiting what would come next in this interrogation fiasco, deriving pleasure from it. Should he enthusiastically welcome the man back? Maybe he could complain about being lonely? Josh had to figure something fun to do.
Then came the sound of the door opening once more. Josh playfully said: "Welcome home, dear! Would you like dinner? A bath? Or perhaps…me?" Turning around he couldn't wait to see the expression of the man. Except, it wasn't him.
In his stead was a tall and fit young lady wearing a black uniform. She had braided hair and was wearing shades for some reason. Yes, indoor. Then again, the lighting was so bright that it could probably reduce a vampire to ashes in about 1.17 seconds. Or not. Sadly, Josh had never killed a vampire back on Earth so he could only guess.
She was just standing there speechless for a second, wondering how Josh knew that a gorgeous lady was about to enter the room without even turning. After all, the man was supposed to be a low-level Climber, the epitome of normal.
She didn't even bother sitting and simply walked near the table. Standing, she started her line of questioning, writing in a small notepad. At least, compared to her colleague, her questions were slightly more pertinent. Notice the slightly.
Advertisement
She didn't bother with small talk. Josh found it funny how she didn't address the fact that she was having interrogation sloppy seconds. Now, Josh simply wondered if she'd remain professional no matter what.
"Name?"
"Josh Malum, but I'll allow you simply call me Josh", he said while inspecting her from head to toe.
"Class?"
"You probably have seen the video already." It apparently had been really popular for a few days after all.
"Class?"
"None, apparently."
"Apparently?"
"Let's go with none."
"Level?"
"Eh, 9? Still, wouldn't you prefer doing this over drinks or something?"
"Skills?"
"I'd rather not answer that. Say do you always bring men here to get to know them? I need to remark, the lighting sucks."
Josh could see her writing none in the skill category. Wow, just wow. She was already writing the wrong info. Was making assumptions part of their training here? Also, she should have been hiding that for sure. Well, she was hiding her writing but didn't conceal her hand movements at all, so Josh was able to infer it.
"Name of the victim?"
"The deceased? Lenny, but you really shouldn't talk about other men on a date you know."
"Full name? Be precise!"
"No clue. Pretty sure this information would be easier for you to access than for me. Are you guys having that much trouble? Like seriously?!"
"You murdered a man in cold blood, and you don't even know his full name?"
"I'm innocent and no I didn't know the guy well, you'd know this if you did your research properly...or talked with the other guy."
Well, in a way. Josh truly was innocent. Innocent enough that he didn't fear any lie detector. He truly never intended to kill the guy, at first anyway. He simply wanted to figure out his true colors in order to help Dale.
Of course, that had changed when the man had threatened to kill him if he didn't sign the enslavement contract. It was totally legitimate defense, not that Josh would ever admit the deed.
"Do you think the Black Squad has so much time on their hand that we'd bother bringing an innocent man here?"
"Actually, now that I think about it…was this all a ploy to go on a date with me? It all makes sense now! Let me guess, you saw that one interview and got charmed by my handsome face, right? I mean, it's either that or yes you guys have clearly too much time on your hands."
"Do you believe yourself to be above the law?"
"Do YOU believe yourself to be the law?"
"Do you know what the punishment is for murder?"
"Yes, I do! The man before was kind enough to enlighten me! It is, and I quote, to be royally fucked! Now, I have a quick question of my own, who will be doing the fucking? Will it be the old man, or will it be you? Also, how much fucking are we talking about? Hours, days, weeks?"
That is the exact moment she ragequitted. She too left stamping her feet, bringing her notepad along.
To recap, the first guy was here spitting facts with some evidently wrong while the girl asked the most obvious questions. Now, what would come next? Perhaps both of them at once? Perhaps a third individual? Josh knew that whatever it was…he still was missing popcorn!
Advertisement
- In Serial86 Chapters
The Anime Trope System : Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG. [WEB NOVEL SUSPENDED.]
By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more… This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore. This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him: demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl… A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor… In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not. Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods… ~A lover of character development... -----WARNING: Episode 7 and beyond will intensify in sexual content, sexual humor, sexual/sex scenes, + references may ramp up a lot. You have been warned. (This is humor and mature content. FICTION. Anything that an adventurer-type do is risky. This is not for the faintest of hearts.) (There are also Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia references and sex scenes in here. Once again, fair warning.) Additional tags: [ Satire, Adult, Mature audiences only, Monster girls from the monster girl encyclopedia enemy types mostly in volume 1.] NOTICE AS OF FEB 2019: Web novel hiatus indefinitely due to Amazon policy, people translating my shit and charging money for it, posting this on other sites without my permission. Please join discord and/or Facebook page for updates. Patreon will continue to get chapters as normal. Thank you truly for understanding! This is my livelihood and I don't want to lose it. ----- This series will cotninue on--a fun tribute to anime of all forms and satire--so much fun to write. Feel free to let it be that safety net in your library. Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for years xD. [See Amazon for edited versions + further continuations. See Facebook page or patreon for updates. And welcome to Team Stone.] Inspiration: PERSONA. Mob Psycho 100., Dragon Ball Z, Anime in general, anime waifus, anime waifu monster girls and MGE, The Land LitRPG audiobook. ---------- Advanced chapters and special bonuses now on: Patreon.com/syr456 Discord channel: https://discord.gg/t2qVaAR or cQMPSJG ^if you have any questions, concerns or vents, this would be the best place to reach me. Or if you're bored, want to increase the numbers, etc xD. MANGA can be found here: (https://Animetropesystem.net) Anime 3-minute OP and series are still TBA. There is a studio that will be contacted. Artwork can be found on Discord: Official Artwork channel. Facebook page: Syr456. Patreon. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Series timeline: -Professionally edited version of the works can be found on Amazon. Audiobooks can be found on Audible, released as the narrator in line with the narrator's schedule and Audible's.Reborn editions = old versions edited by the editor and converted to the new format. Volumes 12 and beyond began in the new format. It's a free update if you already own it. Volume 1-20 = season 1 on amazon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus: Volume 2's description: The story continues, following the events of its predecessor. In the anime world, Satovia, Clyde still battles the anime tropes, but no longer dances at the fingertips of the watchers. However, his friends have real issues, problems that intertwine with his own mission. Casting away selfishness, he finds himself awakening his real power. The Anime Trope System volume 2 brings with it, humor, anime tropes and… yanderes, references, perverseness, and a lot of character development. So, let’s level up and accidentally capture the hearts of anime girls while at it… ----------- Volume 3's description. The Anime Trope System is back in a 3rd action-packed, humor-packed, adventure in Satovia. Clyde’s next threat comes in the form of a classmate. While her descent occurs, the young man must deal with hornets (the monster girl kind), prepare to meet up with vampires, and even depose Alice’s father, the demon lord, once and for all.December’s volume will make you wish to be a part of Clyde’s party. His evolution from college boy to leader still has a way to go. But…how long will the gods stand by while a new rival rapidly grows.?----------- Volume 4's description. It's festival time! All would be perfect, fun, competitive. Well, try telling the vampires not to crash the damn party.January's volume arrives, a fourth book containing Clyde and his amazing party, humor and ass-kicking, happy and sad moments.While Clyde continues to strengthen himself so that he wouldn't die to the Viper, figures and organizations begin to move in the background. Join again to accidentally capture more anime girl hearts and combat those tropes... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 5's description: Ah, peace! Exams, a tiny break from the fighting, relaxation. Yeah, right. First of all, who left a certain potion in the fridge! Second, what will it take to get some common sense into the team ninja’s head. Clyde would like to know. Third, it is time to face a threat that has lurked in the city since volume 1…Clyde and his party is back in February’s issue, ready to dish out some fun in Satovia. Welcome to the fifth volume—and more anime shenanigans… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 6: A questline mentioned in the very early volumes has finally pulled Clyde's interest. Niyoto. However, it isn't some side quest or filler. In this city, things will get very interesting. From being introduced to a quite frightening faction that claim to fight for the good of humanity, crazy cultists, a demon lord with a rather...different personality, the sixth volume comes in strong.Clyde and his party is back in March's issue to take a step toward the ultimate goal of being strong enough to defeat the Viper.And the anime tropes continue to show themselves. Do you believe in the heart of the cards? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 9: stakes incredibly high, very intense! A dark volume. Can the team bounce through this?
8 303 - In Serial85 Chapters
Dex's Adventure Through The Elemental Nations (Completed)
Clair/Dex is bored of her first life, so she/he decides to end it and see what happens after death. But his/her system has an update and new possibilities arise. Now he/she's going to live as Naruto with some extras, but was it the right decision to change the childhood difficulty from Normal to Very Hard? Read it yourself and see what changes Dex will bring. Here comes the chicken eating and crazy being called Dex. We all hope the Elemental Nations are ready for him. --------------------------------------- My second story, hope it will have a better start than the first one. Clair will be OP, just not as OP as previously. She will also start fairly weak, cause she is a baby..... Have a funny read. There might come more tags, like reader Interactive or Romance, but again I'm not sure. Don't know if I have to say it, but I don't know anything from the Naruto Universe, I only own the new things I introduce and naturally Dex.
8 196 - In Serial24 Chapters
Novos Hitchhiker
Meet the mysterious being that has given itself the name Novos. Once an unfortunate reincarnating spirit on Earth, it has now wandered onto a new world full of magic and monsters. Unlike its previous incarnations on Earth, this time it has awakened, with a jumbled collection of its previous memories of Earth, inside the body of Celestine, a girl with no special powers or distinguishing traits whatsoever. Novos is a hitchhiker, sharing the body with the young girl. Along for the ride, but able to take the wheel when needed. This is the story of Celestine's life as witnessed and influenced by the presence of the foreign spirit. Note: This is a rewrite of a previously submitted fiction I posted here. I rewrote it for NaNoWriMo from memory. Feel free to read what I previously wrote, but significant elements have changed. I am leaving that iteration of the story up un-edited for future reference and for anyone curious.
8 155 - In Serial46 Chapters
All Yesterday's Parties
Socially anxious and incredibly depressed, Aster is a girl from the year 2066 who holds the dream of one day being a famous rock star. Except in her world, the only musicians are AI. What hope does Aster have of competing against these perfectly-programmed songwriters? The answer may lie in a journey to a VR simulation of the 1960s— and the highly illegal device that takes her there.
8 252 - In Serial35 Chapters
Spencer Reid Imagines ✔️
a collection of imagines for your enjoymentmy requests are open so if you want a specific story message me and tell me what you want i will most likely write it!
8 180 - In Serial25 Chapters
Sweet tooth (Tobi/Obito x reader)
(Y/n) is a half wolf half human hybrid, looking like a normal person except having the ears, sharp teeth and tail of a wolf. One day she is discovered by the Akatsuki who take interest in her abilities. Pein asks her if she wants to join the Akatsuki but she is also looking for the hunter who slaughtered her mother. Will she take up the offer and join them?(I don't own Naruto, this is non-profit)
8 199

