《Supreme Grandpa 》Chapter 49: Shameless Wu Pharmaceutical
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"Sorry, I have no plans to be your agent! In addition, I want to send you a few letters to your pharmaceutical factory! Nmsl! Translated into the words of our country, it means that the beauty you like is dead!" (A/N: Nmsl means "your mom is dead" haha.)
Yang Song said lightly.
"Mr. Yang, I'm serious. This is your only chance. If you miss it, you will regret it in the future!" Wu Yonggui said.
Yang Song couldn't help it anymore, and cursed directly, "Your mother has balls."
"Surname Yang, are you sure you want to refuse my fine wine? Don't forget, there are a lot of martial artists in our Wu Pharmaceutical, and our whole strength is much better than yours," Wu Yonggui's voice turned cold like ice.
Yang Song: "Anything else?"
"Yes!" Wu Yonggui.
Yang Song: "Stop talking, your mother is calling you back to eat pig food."
Wu Yonggui seemed to didn't hear Yang Song's curse: "If you disagree with the plan just now, we still have a second plan. During the recent period, it seems that you have particularly been in a hard time. After a period of busyness, we can spend a little money to acquire Great Energy Pharmaceutical at once. What do you think?"
Yang Song: "I think you are a stupid c*nt."
Yang Song was really angry, but he still cursed calmly as if there was no anger.
He had planned to hang up the phone directly after this.
But he couldn't help adding, "Wu Pharmaceutical, right? Originally, my idea was to make you publicly apologize and then lose some money! Now, I have changed my mind. You can just wait for bankruptcy. A bunch of stupid c*nts. "
Snapped!
After saying this, Yang Song hung up the phone calmly.
On the other side of the phone, Wu Yonggui was holding his mobile phone and his face was pale. He didn't think what he said had any problems. On the contrary, he thought that the conditions he had given were already very generous.
"If this is the case, don't blame me for being cruel either. Great Energy Pill? Haha, as long as my ad gets loud, I will see how you sell your fake pills. Also, starting today, this feud will never end!"
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After answering the phone call from Wu Pharmaceutical, Yang Song, who had originally planned to cultivate, was in quite a bad mood.
The more he thought about it, the more upset he got, so he picked up the phone and published a post on BIB.
"The people at Wu Pharmaceuticals have refreshed the three views of this old man. They copied the products of Great Energy Pill. Then they called and asked this old man to act as their agents. Copycat products, haha, I'm really curious, do they have their heads on their butts? Everyone must learn to distinguish them. The real Great Energy Pills will not be officially launched until three days later. Now, all the ones sold outside are fake. There is no effect after taking it, maybe there are side effects at that."
After he sent out this post, Yang Song threw the phone aside. But the anger in his stomach was still there, so he turned his head and looked at Xiao Laoxu who wanted to make a hole next to him.
"Squeak, squeak, Master?"
Xiao Laoxu realized that Yang Song's expression was wrong, his body was startled, and his voice became quite small.
Yang Song: "What are you doing?"
"Squeak, I, I plan to, dig more holes! Then, connect, the holes, with those rich people's house," Xiao Laoxu answered honestly.
Digging through the ground, extending in all directions, wherever he went, all treasures belonged to it, and he did not accept any legal sanctions. This was one of his great goals.
If he had this idea before, Yang Song would definitely be very pleased, and maybe he would give him some suggestions. For example, first dig Zhou Tong's house, and then dig Huang Shi's house.
But now, Yang Song glared at Xiao Laoxu unceremoniously, "What hole? How many days has it been? You haven't mastered even a kindergarten textbook yet, but you still have the face to make holes? You can't even speak smoothly. Why are you so stupid? Hurry up and study. Later, I will ask the younger generation to buy ten tuition materials. You have to study them all, if you can't finish them, you are not allowed to sleep."
"Squeak, good, good!"
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The little Xiao Laoxu nodded nervously. In order to avoid studying, he dug holes everywhere previously, but Yang Song didn't look after him. Why did he get scolded directly before he even started today?
However, thinking of Yang Song's magical means and the large number of treasures that Yang Song kept for him, he dared not refute.
Therefore, he had to lie on the table aggrievedly, picking up a kindergarten textbook and pretending to read it.
Seeing that Xiao Laoxu was so well-behaved, he really couldn't find a reason to scold him.
Yang Song picked up the phone again and read the comment on BIB.
"Fuck, Trinity Pharmaceutical is really under the name of Wu Pharmaceutical?"
"Support Elder Yang, come on, Elder Yang! We must supper this 100-year-old man!"
"Our country needs people who are full of justice, principles, and new styles like Elder Yang. However, many people, in order to make money, deliberately ignored of their conscience. They are simply shameful and hateful."
"Let's strongly resist Wu Pharmaceutical and let them die at all cost."
"Elder, I just want to ask something, can we really rejuvenate our bodies after eating Great Energy Pills? If it is true, I plan to give some to my son so that he can become a baby. It is best if he can go back to the 'stove and be born again'."
In a short period of time, the number of comments had reached more than a thousand, and it was still growing. Although some of the comments looked strange, Yang Song didn't bother to take care of them.
Just when Yang Song was about to turn off his BIB and waited for things to ferment, he saw a familiar name in the notification section promptly.
"That shamelessness of Wu Pharmaceutical is too terrible, right? They even dared to mention me?"
Opening the message of Wu Pharmaceutical, Yang Song found that they had also registered a BIB account and had also been certified.
There was only one item above.
"We of Wu Pharmaceuticals have always been committed to working for the well-being of the people and improving the physical fitness of the whole people as our own responsibility."
"Super Great Energy Pills are our company's leading products that have been researched long ago. But some people with special intentions, through some dirty tricks, stole our formula and rushed to promote it in front of us."
"Please keep your eyes open. After all, the fake can't be real, and the real can't be fake. Every matter will eventually need evidence! Regarding Mr. Yang Song's slander against our Wu Pharmaceutical, we have already sent a letter which was issued by our lawyer."
After this message was posted, it became popular in an instant, and even many netizens who didn't know the truth joined in.
The popularity of the post soared, and the search rate regarding Great Energy Pill also skyrocketed.
In addition, Wu Pharmaceutical also employed a lot of water army.
Opening their official post, Yang Song saw a lot of comments.
"Hehehe, the older you are, the more shameless you are, and the older you are, the thicker your skin will be. Some time ago, the famous copyrights that were hyped up were his works, but now you start to hype Great Energy Pill again?"
"I'm supporting Wu Pharmaceutical, after all, it is an old company. Who should I believe if not them?"
"Didn't you find out that the so-called Great Energy Pharmaceutical has just been established? I checked the situation of the Yang Family in Tong City on the Internet. They had been dealing in daily necessities before, but now they are selling pills. I don't believe it."
"Whoever buys Yang Family's Great Energy Pills, that person is stupid. Those videos he sent out were clearly edited with the beauty filter. I can do it too; everyone should keep their eyes open."
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"It's getting more and more interesting. The previous methods didn't work, but now they're still attacking and they even asked their water army to scold me? Are you not afraid that when my Great Energy Pills are on the market, all your methods will be completely useless? Are you not afraid that you are currently helping me instead?"
Yang Song turned his phone off.
At the same time, the effects of the phone call that Yang Song made in the factory before began to show gradually!
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