《Supreme Grandpa 》Chapter 38: Marketing Strategy
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There were many people in the park. But because he hadn't been out for a long time, there were still very few people who really knew Yang Song.
At this moment, many people looked towards Yang Song in unison.
"This old man is in his eighties, right? Why does he look so tough when he does exercises?"
"Go on, elder! Go on, don't stop!"
After reacting, many people shouted, cheering for Yang Song.
"Fuck, this elder is too fierce, right?"
"Invincible! Grandpa, can I lick your muscles?"
"Ah, I can't stand the comment above!"
"I feel that the anchor is talking nonsense! If this old man is a hundred years old, I will broadcast live and eat shit!"
"The dude above, I have noted down your name."
In Su Xiaotuan's live broadcast room, the atmosphere became more enthusiastic as the group of netizens commented madly.
"I'm done with the pull-ups. Next, I plan to try a hundred push-ups."
In a short while, one hundred pull-ups were done.
"It feels pretty good. After doing this, I feel more relaxed. This is what it feels like to exercise. Young people nowadays, don't stay at home, go out and work out more!"
Yang Song stopped, smiled at the onlookers, and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Then, he waved his hand at the phone held by Su Xiaotuan with a loud voice.
After speaking, under everyone's shocked eyes, he quickly did the push-ups. After the push-ups were finished, he started to run again in the park.
This series of operations made everyone dazzled and shocked.
…
Because Su Xiaotuan exposed the true and false copyrights of Huang Shi and others last time, during this period of time, their attention to Su Xiaotuan had not diminished, for fear that she had revealed another big secret.
Today's live broadcast, Huang Shi, Zhou Tong, Da Ji and others, naturally also saw.
After Yang Song had just run five kilometers, Huang Shi was the first one to call.
"Old Yang! I saw the live broadcast. Congratulations. I haven't seen you in a few days, but your strength seems to have become stronger again. All the muscles on your body have come out. You are about to become a 2nd Tier Warrior, right? By the way, what is the Great Energy Pill you said? Why have I never heard of it?"
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'2nd Tier Warrior?'
'Hehe, who do you look down on?'
'This old man is already a 2nd stage Foundation Building cultivator, which is equivalent to a 2nd Tier Master!'
Yang Song smiled in his heart, his own propaganda method was good. In just a moment, someone had already taken the bait.
As for the question of the rank of the martial artist, he did not explain, but pretended to answer vaguely, "Huh? Great Energy Pill? The raw materials for this thing are very difficult to find, and the production process is particularly troublesome. I only have a few here. If I have one, I will definitely give it to you first. Anyway, our two families are also very close. I can neglect others, but how can I neglect you?"
"So that's the case," Huang Shi said with a bit of regret. "If you have, don't forget me. I can also find you raw materials."
Then, right after he hung up Huang Shi's call, Zhou Tong's name lit up on the screen. Like Huang Shi, he came to inquire about Great Energy Pill.
"Don't worry, Old Zhou. We have been in the best relationship for many years. If there is an extra, I am sure to give you one first!"
Yang Song said with a smile on his face, and his voice was extremely sincere.
After the Zhou Tong's calls ended, Da Ji also called.
Of course, Yang Song's remarks were still the same as before, "Old Da, what kind of friendship do our two families have? A life-and-death friendship! Isn't it just a pill? If there is extra, I'm sure to keep it for you."
Next to him, Su Xiaotuan was shown by Yang Song's operation. She wanted to say, "Elder, you are in the live broadcast now! All the people who called just now are probably watching the live broadcast!"
But after thinking about it, she still held back.
As for Yang Song, after hanging up Da Ji's phone, he decisively turned it off and looked at Su Xiaotuan.
"Girl, it seems there is no way to continue the live broadcast. That's it for today. You see, there are too many phone calls. They are all good old friends of this old man, and there is no way to refuse!"
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Yang Song smiled and said, "However, after exercising, I feel a lot more relaxed and more flexible. Next, this old man will come out to exercise if he has time. Come live again when you have time!"
Su Xiaotuan nodded, "Well, Elder Yang, if you have the raw materials, can you produce a lot of Great Energy Pills?"
"Of course, I can. But the cost is very high. The process is also very complicated and time-consuming," Yang Song sighed slightly.
Su Xiaotuan looked and asked expectantly, "Can I buy one?"
"You?"
Yang Song looked up and down the little beauty. Then, when he thought of that time when Xiao Laoxu finished taking Great Energy Pill, he shook his head again and again, "What are you doing with Great Energy Pill? Women can't eat it. The yang energy is too heavy, it's only suitable for men!"
"Okay, okay!"
A touch of disappointment appeared on Su Xiaotuan's face.
Yang Song: "However, if the raw materials are sufficient in the future, I will also arrange production and sell them on the market. If you want to buy at that time, you can just pay attention to the market."
After speaking, Yang Song carried his hands on his back and quickly left on the hoverboard.
This time, Su Xiaotuan did not chase after him.
After Yang Song's figure disappeared, she said to the live broadcast room with a full face of excitement, "My friends, maybe some of you who followed my live broadcast room knows that Elder Yang could not even walk steadily not long ago. But today, he is like a different person. I always feel that I have discovered a great secret!"
"If I'm right, Great Energy Pill must have the effect of making people become younger and recover their strength. I really look forward to it. Although girls can't take it, I must still try it if this magic drug can be sold publicly!"
…
After Great Energy Pill was spread in Su Xiaotuan's live broadcast room, the publicity effect it brought was very good.
However, after Yang Song, who made all of this, returned to his home, he leisurely drank tea under the old locust tree in the yard.
In front of him was a laptop, he was watching the news on the Internet.
"This time, I used that girl's popularity to make a wave of publicity. The effect is still very good. But in the long run, it will definitely not work. If I want the family to develop and have a huge influence, I must do everything with my own hands."
Thinking of this, Yang Song didn't delay. He decisively opened the BIB and UU platforms and registered an account called '100 Years Old Uncle' and 'Your Uncle' on the two platforms respectively.
On the BIB platform, he took a picture of himself drinking tea, accompanied by a paragraph of text, "After exercising, sipping a cup of tea, and eating a Great Energy Pill, life is so boring yet refreshing!"
On the UU platform, he stood up straight, rolled up his sleeve, bulged his biceps, and recorded a video.
"I'm over 100 years old, but my muscles are quite strong. After running and drinking tea, I feel comfortable all over. Thanks to the secret recipe left by my ancestors, it gave this old man a new life."
After recording, he uploaded it decisively.
As for the advertisements that were too obvious or something, he didn't care, because he immediately shut down the two platforms. No matter if someone scolded or asked for medicine, he couldn't see it anyway.
…
Through 'hunger marketing strategy', Yang Song deliberately revealed the existence of the Great Energy Pill, which attracted the attention of countless people.
At the factory, Xiao Laoxu pretended to be caught by Luo Xiang. Then, under Luo Xiang's "coercion and temptation", Xiao Laoxu stole a full 30 Great Energy Pills out.
"Is this Great Energy Pill? Looks very amazing. That old thing hid it really deeply. The Golden-Eyed Mouse is a treasure hunter, so what it stole is definitely worth the money!"
When Xiao Laoxu went to steal Great Energy Pill just now, Luo Xiang also watched the live broadcast on his mobile phone.
In order to get better revenge, he collected data from Yang Song all the time. When he saw Great Energy Pill, his excited eyes almost popped out like an alien.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Laoxu directly got him so many treasures on the first day, which made him very happy and marvel at his good luck.
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