《Cultivation Chat Group》Chapter 1619. Expert’s Appraisal
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The look in the woman’s eyes made Song Shuhang’s hair stand. He asked, “What do you want to do?”
The Black Dragon World woman smiled slightly, and was about to speak.
But then, a male cultivator of the Black Dragon World rushed towards Song Shuhang from far away.
The mental energy of this cultivator was extremely powerful. If he were converted to a cultivator’s standards, he should be at about the Sixth Stage.
The male practitioner came to Song Shuhang, looking him and Li Yinzhu up and down. He then said with a smile, “You really are precious hybrids. Are you two brother and sister?”
It was common knowledge in the Black Dragon World that the chance of offsprings being produced by members of two different races was extremely low.
Love between those of different races was often filled with a lifetime of hard work, yet still did not merit the birth of a child.
A case such as the young man and little girl in front of him was even rarer, and it could be said to be a once-in-several-hundred-years type of occurrence.
For two people of separate races to birth offspring in their lifetime was already something to be celebrated.
Being able to give birth to a pair of brother and sister, even if the age difference between the two was big, meant one thing—the genes of both parents were simply too good.
Song Shuhang asked, “What’s the matter?”
“Excuse me, can you marry your little sister to me?” The male practitioner smiled slightly. “Let me introduce myself: I am Jiou Eryu, a Sixth Level mage. My genes are very good, good enough to be a match for your sister’s. If I am to be with her, we’ll be able to nurture an even more perfect offspring in the future. Most importantly, my preferences aren’t the same as those of the ordinary people of the Black Dragon World; in my opinion, white skin is beautiful!”
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“!!!” Song Shuhang.
He looked at Li Yinzhu on his shoulders, who had the appearance of a two-year-old! He then turned his head again, and looked at ‘Jiou Eryu’ in front of him.
F*ck… This guy is such a beast?
Jiou Eryu patted his chest, and said to Song Shuhang, “Moreover, you don’t have to worry about the bride price. My ‘Eryu Family’ is well-known in this city, and I can guarantee a bountiful bride price. The age gap is not a problem, either. Even if she’s young, we can simply cultivate our feelings as time passes.”
“…” Li Yinzhu.
“…” Scarlet Heaven Sword.
Song Shuhang turned his head, looked at the black woman, and said, “Can I file a report to the police and have this pervert arrested?”
“What are you going to report?” the black woman asked in confusion.
“And if Big Brother is willing, I still have several older and younger sisters who are unmarried. I can match you with them.” Jiou Eryu winked at Song Shuhang.
“…” Song Shuhang.
You actually called me ‘big brother’? Uncle, are you not embarrassed to call me that way?
“Mr. Shuhang, please don’t mind him. Everyone in the city has already gotten used to Jiou’s character. This is part of their family tradition; their goal is to find a partner with a good bloodline and give birth to a stronger generation. Although he’s a bit annoying, he isn’t a bad person. Besides, he doesn’t force anyone. Mm-hm… It’s just that he’s constantly pestering others when he wants something,” the black woman said. “If Mr. Shuhang thinks he’s annoying, as long as you beat him, he’ll go away. Of course, since he is a Sixth Level mage, not that many can beat him. Sometimes, it’s only with strength that you can do as you please.”
“In that case…” Song Shuhang rolled up his sleeves.
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Jiou Eryu shook his head, and said, “Brother, you can’t beat me. I am a Sixth Level mage.”
Song Shuhang calmly said, “If you want to marry Little Yinzhu, you’ll have to accept my test.”
His test to see if the other party was an ‘expert’ was rather simple and didn’t have many steps.
“Also, we aren’t brother and sister.” Li Yinzhu sat on Song Shuhang’s shoulders, holding Song Shuhang’s head. “We’re father and daughter!”
Jiou seriously said, “I see, Father-in-law!”
Song Shuhang responded, “Hehehehe.”
Accept my test!
Song Shuhang raised his head, looking at Jiou.
The virtuous lamia appeared behind him, and quickly said, “What is love!”
Fairy Creation wasn’t willing to fall behind. “What is filial piety!”
Song Shuhang asked, “Do you know the greatness of maternal love?”
The three perfectly matched their lines.
Song Shuhang coolly raised his hands. The virtuous lamia and Fairy Creation raised did the same, giving Song Shuhang a high five.
“???” Jiou.
At the next moment, he saw a strange light appear in Song Shuhang’s eyes.
❄️❄️❄️
Profound Sage Tyrannical Song has released the ‘Expert’s Appraisal’ on you.
If you can get through this appraisal, it means that you’re a peerless expert.
If you aren’t able to do so… that means that you’re still quite a bit away from becoming an ‘expert’.
Note: this ‘Expert’s Appraisal’ has certain sequelae, so please be mentally prepared.
❄️❄️❄️
At the next moment, Jiou’s belly swelled like a balloon. “Aaah~ What’s going on?!”
Immediately afterward, the pain of becoming pregnant and the pain of childbirth made him kneel on the ground. He held his stomach, and his body convulsed constantly.
“Unfortunately, you aren’t a peerless genius,” the virtuous lamia said calmly in a man’s voice.
One could only wonder which movie’s audiotrack it came from.
Her database of lines had been becoming increasingly bigger.
Fairy Creation sang, “Your training~ is far from enough~ Sola hey~”
Jiou stretched out his hand in pain, and reached out to Song Shuhang. “I~ Aaah~”
He was in so much pain that he couldn’t even speak.
This was the first time that he’d run into such a strange magical technique. Also… Why didn’t Mr. Shuhang use the ‘magical power top-up device’ when casting the magical technique?
Song Shuhang turned around calmly, giving his cold back to Jiou. “Let’s go!”
The black woman on the side involuntarily took a few steps away from Song Shuhang.
With contempt, the demonic hamster crossed its arms, and said, “You’re still such a vile beast.”
Song Shuhang laughed, and said, “Don’t be so narrow-minded when looking at a magical technique. There is no good or evil when it comes to magical techniques. After all, magical techniques are just magical techniques. For me, that magical technique just now was the ‘Expert’s Appraisal’. What, do you want to give it a try?”
Habit truly was a terrible thing.
Song Shuhang felt a lot of pressure when he’d first used the ‘Impregnating Gaze’ on others.
But now, he’d completely forgotten this feeling. When he’d become accustomed to using the Impregnating Gaze, he started looking at it in a whole new way.
“Ding~”
At this time, the ‘magical power top-up device’ in Song Shuhang’s pocket made a sound.
He took out the device and switched it on. Something similar to a text message had appeared on the display
It was a text message in the black dragon language, which when translated was roughly this:
[Mission transfer: Jiou Eryu has been defeated, and his mission qualifications have been transferred. Should the qualifications be kept for the next three days, more details regarding the mission will be announced, along with a list of rich rewards. Reminder: please pay attention to the group of remote-controlled magical treasures that has recently appeared in the Black Dragon World.]
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