《Cultivation Chat Group》Chapter 1530. Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, you motherf*cker
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Beep~
[I’ll be sending dear Fellow Daoist ‘Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle’ an Impregnating Gaze. Regardless of whether you become pregnant or not, I’ll be sending it over first, please don’t refuse.]
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The launch speed of the Impregnating Gaze was hopelessly fast. Moreover, the Sage’s eye also had its own locking function.
As such… unless one avoided it before the Sage’s eye was activated, there was virtually no way of evading it once the technique was launched. Once that happened, one could only wait for the pregnancy to end.
Song Shuhang’s left eye firmly locked onto the Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle, and in the next moment, the Impregnating Gaze was activated.
Song Shuhang thought to himself, Success!
What came next was to see whether the Impregnating Gaze would have an effect on the immortal shuttle. Of course, he didn’t actually want to make the immortal shuttle pregnant. This would simply give him an unbearably uncomfortable feeling.
Nevertheless, Song Shuhang hoped that the Impregnating Gaze could somehow reduce the speed of the immortal shuttle. No matter what, it was still a secret technique that had been researched and created by the Scholarly Sage. Besides making others pregnant, it should at least have some other hidden effects, right?
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Just when the Impregnating Gaze was activated and was about to hit the Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle… the immortal shuttle suddenly stopped, and it retreated a certain distance at an extremely fast speed.
There are 900 thoughts over the time of a single breath.
There are 900 instances over the time of a thought.
There are 900 life-and-death situations in the span of an instant.
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The Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle instantaneously completed a textbook evasive action—I’m telling you, not only am I fast, but I’m also good at evading!
Although the Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle was a product of the sixth Wielder of the Will from before they had taken over their position, it had still ultimately been blessed by the power of the sixth Wielder of the Will. At this point, it not only had the fastest speed in the universe, but also an excellent evasion ability.
It turned out that the puppet maiden’s plan of trying to claim victory by reducing the speed of the other party wouldn’t come to fruition.
Song Shuhang said, “It actually dodged it!”
This was the first time that someone, or something in this case, had been able to successfully avoid the Scholarly Sage’s Impregnating Gaze after the latter had locked onto the target and was unleashed.
A fair distance away, the signal lights at the back of the Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle flickered repeatedly; it was once again provoking them.
However, the Impregnating Gaze that had been evaded by the immortal shuttle had not disappeared. It continued to move in a straight line, shooting out all the way into the distance.
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“Boom! Boom! Boom!”
In the distance, the gray Buddha statue had been in pursuit of them for an unknown amount of time.
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It appeared once again, still bringing the power of destruction at the level of a natural disaster. Palms kept on descending, creating whirlpools in the gray sea and setting off huge waves.
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The gray Buddha statue was very happily playing with the sea.
At this time, a mysterious power suddenly descended on it.
Beep~
The light of the Impregnating Gaze had traversed thousands of miles, and ultimately struck the gray Buddha statue. Previously, the puppet maiden had been flying diagonally to avoid the statue’s strikes, so the position of the gray Buddha statue at this time happened to be in the path of Song Shuhang’s Impregnating Gaze.
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It was a direct hit!
The Impregnating Gaze had been sent to the dear gray Buddha statue.
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The same sentence: regardless of whether you become pregnant or not, I’ll be sending the Impregnating Gaze over first, please don’t refuse.
[Although this Impregnating Gaze was originally intended for the immortal shuttle, it has not accepted it, so it has now been sent to you.]
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After being hit by the Impregnating Gaze, the gray Buddha statue, who had been sending palm after palm toward the gray sea crazily, immediately came to a stop.
In the eyes of Song Shuhang and the others, the lower abdomen of the gray Buddha statue quickly swelled.
Originally, this gray Buddha statue had a round face, big ears, and a big belly.
After receiving the Impregnating Gaze, its belly had grown even bigger—it looked like it was pregnant with sextuplets.
Song Shuhang said, “F*ck.”
Buddha statue, if I say that I didn’t mean to do this to you, would you believe me?
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The gray Buddha statue froze in place and looked down at its exaggeratedly large belly.
This feeling… was it the Impregnating Gaze?
After a while.
The gray Buddha statue sharply raised its head, its gaze piercing the distance as it stared directly at Song Shuhang and the Divine Lobster’s Chariot.
Afterward, it circulated the energy in its dantian and let out an angered roar. “Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, you motherf*cker!”
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“…” Song Shuhang.
This tone, and this line…
It seemed that this wasn’t the first time the gray Buddha got pregnant…
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Perhaps when it had been in the main world, it had watched his Demonic Sage Show, and had suffered from the Impregnating Gaze?
If this was the case, that meant that the gray Buddha statue wasn’t a native creature of the ‘sealed space’, and was just like Island Master Tian Tiankong—it was drawn into this space.
With just one sentence, Song Shuhang had been able to infer a lot of useful information.
Mm-hm… Very useful information.
Through these clues, he could guess that the anger value of the gray Buddha statue had to have skyrocketed.
“Vrooom~”
At this moment, the immortal shuttle that was by their side let out a piercing sound, and it quickly blared away in the next moment.
Song Shuhang said, “Let’s go as well.”
The puppet maiden said, “I’ll let it be the fastest for the time being. I’ll need some time to accumulate energy and activate the strongest flying technique.”
The gray Buddha statue loudly said, “Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, stop!”
Its voice was like the ringing of a giant bell.
Afterward, the Buddha statue stopped sending palms at the gray sea, and rushed towards Song Shuhang at full speed.
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The gray Buddha statue was obviously at the Ninth Stage Tribulation Immortal Realm, and had grasped spatial abilities.
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However, when it pursued Song Shuhang, it didn’t use its spatial abilities.
It wasn’t that it didn’t want to, but it couldn’t.
In this strange space, its spatial abilities were suppressed, and they could not be used at all.
Therefore, it could only rely on its own speed to chase Song Shuhang.
In the process, the statue’s big belly, which seemed to be pregnant with sextuplets, would throb with pain from time to time. This kind of pain was something that it was not immune to, so it could only grit its teeth to endure it.
“Fairy maiden, please hurry,” Song Shuhang said.
At the same time, he took out a Purple Master Pill and swallowed it to recover spiritual energy. Then, he quickly switched back to his smoke mode.
“I’m all set. Immortal Beast Flying Technique—Immortal Sword Beast.” The puppet maiden shook the reins firmly.
The light of the dragon-shaped flying technique that was entwined around the Divine Lobster’s Chariot dissipated, and it went on to take on the appearance of an immortal sword.
With the blessing of this flying technique, the speed of the Divine Lobster’s Chariot increased again, reaching an extreme level.
Song Shuhang felt that the Divine Lobster’s Chariot was trembling, and it felt like it was going to fall apart soon.
One should take note that this was a magical treasure made with Eighth Stage materials!
The puppet maiden’s flying technique had reached the limit of the Eighth Stage, already nearing the Ninth Stage.
As soon as the flying technique was unleashed, the distance between them and the gray Buddha statue increased again.
Upon seeing this, the gray Buddha statue bellowed.
“Stop right away!” The gray Buddha statue, which was in the middle of pregnancy, waved its palm and sent blasts towards Song Shuhang.
When it swung its palm, there seemed to be more than 100 small Buddha statues that appeared behind it. The numerous small Buddha statues looked like a crowd of Buddhas, surrounding and protecting the gray Buddha statue.
Millions of buddhist seals appeared, which then condensed into a big hand that covered the skies, grabbing at the Divine Lobster’s Chariot from behind.
On the palm that was covering the sky, a layer of gray smoke was rising. It didn’t appear to have the aura of orthodox Buddhism, and it felt more like the path of evil demons as the palm was radiating a feeling of slaughter and chaos.
The palm could not catch the chariot, but the smoke that was emitted had enveloped the chariot for the time being.
The puppet maiden said, “This smoke is poisonous, be careful… The other party is a Tribulation Transcender of the demonic buddhist path.”
The smoke from the palm surrounded them. It was highly poisonous, foul, chaotic, confusing, and demonic.
Song Shuhang asked, “Buddhist Palm Technique Chemical Edition?”
“…” The puppet maiden.
Can you seriously not stop your thoughts from being so jumpy even at times like this?
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At this time, the virtuous lamia emerged from Song Shuhang.
Her figure enlarged as she went to protect the entire Divine Lobster’s Chariot.
The light of virtue specialized in dealing with all kinds of poisonous, demonic, evil, and foul things. With the virtuous lamia here, these attacks would not work.
At the same time, the virtuous lamia handed Scarlet Heaven Sword over to Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang asked, “Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword! Can you send out a Ninth Stage Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique?”
Scarlet Heaven Sword replied, “I can, but can you handle it?”
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, and said, “At critical times like these, I can always do it.”
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In his body, the spiritual energy of the five cores had already been greatly spent… However, he still had his ghost spirit!
Although he didn’t know why, he had recently been feeling that the sense of existence of his ghost spirit had become very minimal. Nevertheless, his ghost spirit was an upper-level ghost spirit, and it had a reserve of energy in his body… Wait, is this Sixth Stage Realm spiritual energy?
“It turns out that my ghost spirit is actually at the Sixth Stage, but why do I not have any impression of this? Strange, I keep on feeling like there’s something off about this. Moreover, why is my ghost spirit stronger than me?”
In addition, his memories related to his ghost spirit felt like they were incomplete.
But now was not the time to think about this.
Song Shuhang mobilized the power of the ghost spirit in order to use Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword.
With a twist of his wrist, the heaven-burning flame blazed on the sword.
The virtuous lamia guarded the chariot, and stretched out her hand to cover Chu Chu’s figure.
Scarlet Heaven Sword solemnly said, “If it’s the Ninth Stage Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique, our current selves can only send out a single slash.”
Song Shuhang replied, “I understand.”
Both Senior White Two and Senior White were nearby. He hoped that one of them could notice their situation.
“Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique!” Song Shuhang held the sword in both hands and slashed. Perhaps it was because he had mastered the ❮Three Thousand Sabers Scripture❯ after entering the dreamland of Su Xian’s life, but when Song Shuhang waved Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword this time, it felt very smooth.
As he swung the sword, there was a tacit understanding between him and Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword.
And so, when he retracted Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, Song Shuhang couldn’t stop himself from thinking about the ❮Sword-Nurturing Technique❯… No, it was the ❮Saber-Nurturing Technique❯.
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“Boom~”
The Ninth Stage Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique confronted the Buddhist Palm Technique Chemical Edition of the gray Buddha statue.
The Divine Lobster’s Chariot was swept away by the aftermath of the two Ninth Stage Realm attacks.
The puppet maiden shouted, “Aaah~ No, it’s going to flip over!”
The Divine Lobster’s Chariot rolled in the air.
Ahead of them, the immortal shuttle stopped in place, as if it was waiting for Song Shuhang and his party.
While the chariot was rolling around, the immortal shuttle quickly opened a spatial gate.
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Soon after, the Divine Lobster’s Chariot and the people inside it rolled into the spatial gate.
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