《Cultivation Chat Group》Chapter 1479. Something is wrong, life is full of weirdness
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“Oh, little Shuhang, you’re up.” Senior White looked at Song Shuhang and waved to him. “Did you sleep well?”
“Why did I suddenly fall asleep?” Song Shuhang squeezed his chin and began to recall.
Right before I lost consciousness… I was showing Senior Yellow Mountain my ninth dragon pattern, right?
The little Senior White replied, “You just consumed too much mental energy, and then naturally fell asleep. Don’t worry about it too much.”
Song Shuhang was puzzled. “That can’t be right. Wasn’t I in a good state at that time?”
In addition, I keep on getting the feeling that whenever Senior White replies to me, he’s looking somewhere else. The little Senior White replied, “Let’s talk about this later. In short, you just fell asleep.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
He raised his head and looked up at the sky. The sky was still slightly gloomy as water drizzled down and dawn approached.
It seems like I accidentally satisfied enough criteria for seeking death, resulting in punishment.
Regardless… There seems to be something wrong with Senior White today.
The little Senior White seriously said, “We’ll be entering a chaotic stretch of sea where even practitioners can be in danger. We didn’t bring any life-saving equipment, nor food, nor water… Little Shuhang and I will be moving onward with only this single boat.”
“???” Song Shuhang.
It felt as if Senior White was saying something to a camera, and what did he call him… Little Shuhang?
He thought that he had heard it wrong before.
Could I have met a fake Senior White?
Or…
Song Shuhang followed Senior White’s gaze and looked behind him.
Then, he saw a mobile phone floating in the air, recording them. Song Shuhang asked, “Is this a livestream?” Senior White replied, “Mm-hm, the software that little Yellow Mountain’s team had developed not too long ago was made available to those of our cultivation circle. I heard that Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly commissioned little Yellow Mountain to work on it before closing up.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
After ‘little Shuhang’, ‘little Yellow Mountain’ also came out.
Senior Spirit Butterfly must have requested the software for Soft Feather, right?
Song Shuhang asked, “Senior White, why did you suddenly think of doing a livestream?”
Senior White replied, “Because I was bored.”
Truly a powerful reason.
Song Shuhang asked, “Then what is the theme of our livestream?”
Senior White said, “As you can see, it’s a livestream of our adventures in the chaotic sea. I’ve only just begun the broadcast, and the only viewers at the moment are little Yellow Mountain and his subordinates. You’ve woken up at the right time. I’ll be handing over the task of recording the livestream to you.”
Song Shuhang took the phone with a dazed expression.
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Senior White said, “In the chaotic sea, the most problematic thing is to lose one’s way. However, little Shuhang and I need not worry over such a thing. Although we’re on a lone boat, we have a top-tier navigation device.”
(‘Little Six-Winged White Crane’ entered the livestream room.)
[‘I am Bie Xue’ entered the livestream room.]
[‘I am Doudou, I like Chu Chu the most’ entered the livestream room.]
[‘Too late to take the name Creation’ entered the livestream room.]
[‘Northern River Almond’ entered the livestream room.]
The fellow daoists from the Nine Provinces Number One Group arrived one by one. Most of them hadn’t downloaded this software yet. However, after hearing that Senior White had started a live broadcast, they hurried to download this software that Senior Yellow Mountain had developed.
Song Shuhang curiously thought, Are Senior White and Senior Yellow Mountain working together in promoting this software?
Perhaps this live broadcast has been planned a long time ago, and Senior White is merely following the script. Is that why he seems to be so strange today?
While Song Shuhang was thinking, the little Senior White stretched out his hand to take something out from the cabin of the boat. It was the statue of a person sitting cross-legged.
A long rope was tied to the statue.
“F*ck! It’s Senior White.” Song Shuhang was shocked.
This statue was actually Senior White in secluded cultivation mode.
Then did that mean that the one he had been talking to… was a clone?
Senior White’s clone skill was very unusual. Every time he summoned a clone, it seemed to take on a completely different personality.
But at the same time, these clones all possessed the same knowledge, abilities, and means as the main body.
Afterward, Senior White’s clone grabbed the main body, and threw it towards the sky forcefully.
“…” Song Shuhang.
The last, last, last time, another clone of Senior White’s had also used the main body as a powerful throwing weapon.
Anyway, after the statue was thrown toward the sky, Senior White’s clone grabbed the rope attached to it, starting to rotate it vigorously.
Too late to take the name Creation: “F*ck! The stone statue is Senior White’s main body!”
[‘Too late to take the name Creation’ gifted 1000 heavenly tribulation machine guns.]
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “No wonder Fellow Daoist White looked strange today. It turns out that it was his clone.”
(Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire gifted 666 heavenly tribulation tanks.)
[I am Doudou, I like Chu Chu the most gifted 100 heavenly tribulation guided missiles.)
I am Bie Xue: “This is too chaotic! However, both are Fellow Daoist White, and both are so cute.”
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Little Six-Winged White Crane: “…”
White Crane was in the same mood as Bie Xue.
Little Feather from Spirit Butterfly Island: “Senior Song, the last clone that dared to do this ended up exploding. You should take care of yourself.”
(Little Feather from Spirit Butterfly Island gifted 1 heavenly tribulation atomic bomb.]
Song Shuhang couldn’t help but say, “What does this have to do with me?!”
Northern River Almond: “In theory, you are an accomplice. Because you are the one recording the livestream.”
Dongfang Six is the same on the inside and the outside: “I’m looking forward to the next time Shuhang explodes.”
Song Shuhang’s hands trembled, causing him to drop the phone.
However, when the phone fell, it flew up by itself and went back into Song Shuhang’s hands.
“…” Song Shuhang.
Little Six-Winged White Crane gleefully said, “How will Shuhang die next time?”
[Little Six-Winged White Crane gifted 1 heavenly tribulation atomic bomb.] At this time, in the live broadcast, Senior White’s clone threw the stone statue.
Senior White’s main body flew in the right front direction.
Senior White’s clone laughed, and said, “That’s the direction, full speed ahead!”
Song Shuhang reminded, “You’re going to die, Senior White.”
“It’s fine as it’s something the next clone will have to deal with.” Senior White’s clone waved his hand, and then pulled at the rope vigorously to retrieve the stone statue.
“…” Song Shuhang.
This clone of Senior White’s clone kept on giving others a completely unreliable feeling.
The boat made a turn, and continued to brave the wind and the waves at sea.
Senior White’s clone put the main body back into the cabin.
Song Shuhang asked, “Senior White, is our destination Heavenly Field Island?”
“Mm-hm, that’s right. We’ll be heading straight into this direction, and we shall eventually reach Heavenly Field Island,” Senior White’s clone said. “However, in order to avoid deviating from the course, we’ll have to get ourselves back on track after sailing a certain distance.”
Song Shuhang asked, “Are we not directly traveling through space?”.
Senior White replied, “We can’t just do that, because we have to break through this chaotic sea area and harvest a ‘chaotic age’ fruit from it along our journey.”
Song Shuhang’s eyes brightened. “What kind of treasure is it?”
Senior White replied, “Eating this fruit allows one’s age to change at random. My current young appearance is very inconvenient, and I am afraid it will take me hundreds of years to return my original form, which would be too troublesome. After consuming that fruit, I will have the chance to take on a better appearance. I hope to transform my body into one that fits the age group of 18 to 28.”
As soon as Senior White finished speaking, the chat channel in the live broadcast room exploded.
Dongfang Six is the same on the inside and the outside: “What? Senior White wants to go back to his original state? No, Senior White looks cutest the way he currently is. He should just keep this appearance!” (Dongfang Six is the same on the inside and the outside gifted 6 heavenly tribulation hydrogen bombs.]
Lychees aren’t delicious at all: “I also feel that little Senior White is the cutest.”
Little Six-Winged White Crane: “Whether it is this small Senior White or a grown-up Senior White, I will still like him. As long as it is what Senior White wants, I can accept it. Senior White, I am your most loyal supporter, little White Crane!”
(Little Six-Winged White Crane gifted 66 heavenly tribulation hydrogen bombs.]
Northern River Almond: “I just remembered Thrice Reckless’s words from before. Mini Senior White is better, at least his child-like appearance causes his charm to only make us feel that he is super cute.”
I am Bie Xue: “Is Fellow Daoist Tyrant Flood Dragon here? Is there really such a fruit in this world?”
Tyrant Flood Dragon is going to have a child again: “Mm-hm, there is indeed such an exotic fruit in the chaotic sea. However, this fruit’s effect cannot be trusted. Sometimes, it would cause one to become old when it is eaten, and sometimes it would cause one to become a baby. It might even cause one to become like an embryo. If you aren’t especially lucky, I do not recommend that you try such a strange fruit.”
Little Feather from Spirit Butterfly Island: “Senior Song, if you find many of such exotic fruits, can you bring me a few?”
(Little Feather from Spirit Butterfly Island gifted 500 heavenly tribulation atomic bombs.]
Song Shuhang replied, “Soft Feather, what do you want such a fruit for?”
Little Feather from Spirit Butterfly Island replied, “I want it because it sounds amusing as it causes one’s age to change!”
16: “Actually… I also want a few of those exotic fruits.”
While Soft Feather was just amused by the effect, Sixteen hoped that her body could develop some more after eating the fruit.
Senior White’s clone said, “Stop chatting, little Shuhang. We’ll be entering the depths of the chaotic sea now.”
Song Shuhang looked around, and thought, But this stretch of sea looks no different from other areas…
“Let’s go in!” Senior White’s clone stood on the bow of the boat, stretched out his hand, and tapped in the air.
It was as if an invisible door was opened.
In the next moment, Song Shuhang found that the environment around him had changed.
Violent storms, thunder and lightning, and huge waves.
This was akin to the classic shipwreck disaster opening scene in various movies.
Below, a huge whirlpool had formed out of nowhere, swallowing the boat whole…
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