《Cultivation Chat Group》Chapter 1402. Senior Song, it's been a thousand years. Are you still well?
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With Sage Monarch Tyrannical Song’s title as the first Sage in a thousand years, this Immortal Feast would surely not happen without him. After all, he had been the one to cause the greatest commotion in the universe this year.
Song Shuhang nodded slightly. “Yes. Are you also going to participate in the Immortal Feast, Fellow Daoists?”
The lady in the long skirt replied, “We came all the way from the Beast Realm to participate in the Immortal Feast. I brought along these two juniors of mine to let them see the world and open their eyes.”
So that’s the case. No wonder the lady in the long skirt and these two girls mastered Mandarin. They should have done so in preparation for the Immortal Feast.
For cultivators, mastering a new language was not difficult. Of course, the exception were languages with special powers like the languages of the ancient era.
The lady in the long skirt smiled, and said, “At this Immortal Feast, there are many fellow daoists from all over the universe coming over to see you, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song.”
The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. “Are they looking for me to take revenge?”
“Hehehe.” The lady in the long skirt covered her mouth and chuckled. “I’m also very much looking forward to the Immortal Feast. If there is a chance, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, how about we compare notes with one another?”
Song Shuhang scratched his head, and then solemnly said, “I’m afraid that we won’t have an opportunity to exchange notes with each other.”
“?” The woman in the long skirt was confused.
Song Shuhang said, “I heard that the Immortal Feast will be organizing the competitions according to ‘realm’ and ‘age’.”
“Yes.” The woman in the long skirt smiled, and said, “At that time, we—”
Song Shuhang said, “Therefore, I should be participating in the under 20 bracket when the time comes.”
“Huh?” The woman in the long skirt was taken aback, and then she looked at Song Shuhang with a concerned look.
Song Shuhang sincerely said, “Don’t look at me like that. I’m actually only 18 years old this year.”
As soon as he said this, the atmosphere in the five-starred-red-flag-like group suddenly froze.
Ling asked, “Senior Tyrannical Song, you couldn’t be thinking of joining the under 20 bracket to bully us, right?”.
Yan added, “Senior Tyrannical Song is 18 years old? Impossible, it just can’t be!”
“…” Song Shuhang.
Soft Feather couldn’t resist laughing.
“We shall meet again at the Immortal Feast.” The lady in the long skirt waved at Song Shuhang, and then left the book rental store with the two girls.
Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song is 18 years old?
It simply can’t be possible!
After the three women left, only Song Shuhang and Soft Feather were left in the book rental store. The White Dragon was floating above them and had also grabbed a book, starting to flip through its pages. “Oh, it’s this manga.” At this time, Soft Feather suddenly flipped through a seemingly very interesting comic.
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Song Shuhang glanced over, and saw that it was a shoujo romance manga. He rarely read texts of this genre. However, the style of this one was indeed interesting, having no pages filled to the brim with flowers and the sort.
The White Dragon softly asked, “Is there anything special about this comic?”
Using the secret sound transmission, Soft Feather said, “It’s very ordinary. However, the author of this manga… is the head instructor of the Immortal Sword Pavilion, Daoist Supreme. Very few people in the world of cultivation know of this. I only learned this secret because my father is a good friend of Daoist Supreme.” Song Shuhang asked, “Daoist Supreme? Are they a fairy maiden?”
He didn’t know much about the forces of the world of cultivation; most of the knowledge he had came from the contents of the chat in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Soft Feather smiled, and said, “No, they’re a male daoist priest.”
Song Shuhang immediately pictured a majestic daoist priest drawing a shoujo manga in a little black room in his mind.
He was unsure why, but he actually felt that this image was very ordinary.
Song Shuhang sighed, and said, “Big shots in the world of cultivation have always had all sorts of strange hobbies.”
“However, Daoist Supreme’s hobby isn’t actually to draw manga.” Soft Feather chuckled, and said, “The reason why he draws manga is to pursue Fairy Sunset Snow.”
Fairy Sunset Snow loved all kinds of shoujo romance manga, and this wasn’t a secret to those of the world of cultivation.
She had numerous pursuers, but Daoist Supreme was the most scheming among them all.
In order to gain the favor of fairy Sunset Snow, the other pursuers would unceasingly send her the latest issues of these manga, but while they were doing so, Daoist Supreme carefully studied what Fairy Sunset Snow liked, and then began to make a shoujo manga based on her preferences.
As soon as this romance manga was made, it drew the interest of Fairy Sunset Snow.
After that… When the romance manga was in the middle of the most exciting scene between the hero and the heroine, Daoist Supreme cut off the story.
(The author has gone to the East China Sea to collect materials. The next issue will be put on hold.]
When this break had gone on for over half a year…
…Fairy Sunset Snow finally couldn’t hold back, and personally went to the East China Sea to look for the author of the manga-in her opinion, the author of the manga should only be an ordinary person. After she caught the author, she would have the other party draw the next issue no matter what. They simply went out to collect some damn materials, so why was it taking them so long?
And so, by following clues, she succeeded in finding the author of the manga, Daoist Supreme.
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Then, after a series of urging and chasing to continue the story… a secret relationship formed between the fairy and Daoist Supreme.
Two years later, Fairy Sunset Snow became the woman of the head instructor of the Immortal Sword Pavilion.
This was simply beyond scheming! Song Shuhang said, “How terrifying.”
The White Dragon said, “However, it was very effective. As long as the two had some common ground, their feelings for one another could be cultivated. At that time, as long as they had the heart to maintain it, there was a high chance of them becoming dao companions.”
As per habit, after going through books for a significant part of the day, Song Shuhang casually rented two books and left the bookstore with Soft Feather.
Soft Feather asked, “Senior Song, where are we heading next?”
Song Shuhang scratched his head. “We could sneak back into my house for now. I’ve already sent the coordinates to Sword Sage Starry Star, and he will join us shortly to participate in the Immortal Feast.”
“Sneak back home? Can’t you just directly go home?” Soft Feather wondered.
Song Shuhang sighed while feeling pain in his liver. “My parents have forgotten about me… And so, I now have a home which I can’t enter, and they’re currently busy making my little sister.”
“…” Soft Feather.
The sky turned dark.
Song Shuhang and Soft Feather sneaked into his room. Although Papa Song and Mama Song had forgotten about him, Song Shuhang’s room had been preserved… Perhaps it was their instinct.
Song Shuhang brought out Su Clan’s Sixteen and placed her on his bed while the White Dragon silently guarded her.
Senior Turtle also crawled out of the Inner World and lay down in Song Shuhang’s room. Lady Onion’s enlightenment stone was stuck on its turtle shell, and she was currently telling Senior Turtle a corny joke.
Senior Turtle smiled happily-ever since Lady Onion took the initiative to apply a mask for it, the two became good friends.
Little Cai and Chu Chu were both still practicing, while the invisible sword insects guarded the Sword Saber Peak and refused to come out.
At this moment, the invisible saber insect continued to remain invisible while floating beside Song Shuhang.
The Fighting Beast Kangaroo intimately leaned against Song Shuhang’s feet and whipped Song Shuhang’s knees with its thick tail… This was how it showed intimacy. Fortunately, Song Shuhang had several body tempering techniques, and a tail flick at this level did not hurt him a bit.
The virtuous lamia and Fairy Creation were looking at each other intently; it was unknown what was on the two fairies’ minds.
Song Shuhang suddenly realized that there were so many people attached to his body.
In order to prevent everyone from alerting Papa Song and Mama Song, Soft Feather set up a soundproof formation in the room.
Afterward, she and Song Shuhang sat side by side by the window, gazing at the night view outside.
Soft Feather held her chin up with her hand, stared at the distance, and suddenly asked, “Senior Song, Fairy Sunset Snow likes reading shoujo manga, resulting in Daoist Supreme relying on making shoujo manga to become her dao companion. However, if it were me, what method would be effective to become my dao companion?”
Suddenly, the many eyes in the room focused on Song Shuhang. After giving it some thought, Song Shuhang replied, “I feel that with your character… it would be effective to build a lot of exciting secret realms and interesting places for adventuring, and then take you to explore them?”
Soft Feather smiled softly. “Senior Song, you know me quite well~ Hahaha~”
This smile of hers caused Song Shuhang’s heart to feel strange. Ever since he met Soft Feather, he had never seen her smile like an empress.
Song Shuhang stared at Soft Feather and looked into her eyes. He wondered if Soft Feather had been possessed by the Heavenly Emperor once again.
He then remembered that when the Heavenly Emperor had possessed her, Soft Feather’s pupils had turned completely black.
But at this time, Soft Feather’s eyes did not change, and the aura on her body remained the same as well. Moreover, her realm was still at the Fourth Stage.
Noticing Song Shuhang staring at her, Soft Feather reached out to cover her mouth.
After a while, her eyes drooped slightly. “It seems you’ve figured it out, Senior Song.”
F*ck, she really did get possessed by the Heavenly Emperor again!
Song Shuhang said, “Senior Turtle! Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword!”
At this moment, Scarlet Heaven Sword, Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber, and Senior Turtle were all by his side, and his connection with the Inner World was not blocked!
Soft Feather didn’t panic, and softly said, “I only wanted to quietly see Senior Song and stay with you for a while before leaving. However, I never could have expected to be noticed by Senior Song so soon. Did my laugh expose me?”
Song Shuhang said, “Heavenly Emperor…” “It’s been a long time. Precisely speaking… it’s been 1,000 years, Senior Song. I didn’t think that I’d be able to see you again. I truly am very happy to see you.” Soft Feather placed her hands on her lap, sat gracefully, and smiled at Song Shuhang.
Calm, elegant, and with a superior bearing.
Song Shuhang’s heart thumped. His intuition told him that the Soft Feather in front of him was not the Heavenly Emperor.
“What do you mean by ‘it’s been 1,000 years’?” Song Shuhang thought for a while, and then said, “We met 1,000 years ago? Did you mistake me for Slow-Witted Song? I’m sorry, but I’m not him.”
He wasn’t some reincarnation or resurrection of a big shot. This had been confirmed by both Wielder of the Will Striped Dragon and Senior White Two.
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