“The Scholarly Sage’s eye and the Impregnating Gaze… I had only seen them in records that were related to the scholarly faction. I could never have expected the effects to be so powerful.” Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue had a look of desperation on his face.

Experiencing what pregnancy was like as a big man was simply inhuman.

What kind of thoughts did the Scholarly Sage have back then to develop such a scary technique?

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue took out his phone, and opened the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ group chat to see if he could find a fellow daoist in the group to seek comfort from.

Then, he discovered that the group had also been wailing in despair. Every member of the group, except those who had closed up or those who were inside special secret realms, had become pregnant.

“Seniors, even our temple’s Little Guoguo had become pregnant. It was simply cruel —Three Realms,” Senior Brother Three Realms said using Great Master Profound Principle’s account.

“When I got pregnant, the steering wheel became unstable, and I ended up running people over. Luckily enough I was driving inside my own sect, so the people I ran over were my own people. I am now dealing with the car accident. Fortunately, nobody died.” Fairy Dongfang Six sent a ‘😩’ emoji.

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon: “It hurts, but being able to experience pregnancy is great. 🤤 It was especially awesome to see my senior and junior brothers all get pregnant together. I really want to invite Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar to my Daluo Sect and have him deliver a speech.”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s end said, “Damn it, Senior White is still meditating. I really want to see how Senior White looks when he’s pregnant!”

Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: “The scholarly faction has taken this opportunity to organize a lecture on the ‘Filial Piety’ chapter in the hope of gaining something out of it. After all, the Impregnating Gaze was originally meant to be used in conjunction with this chapter. However, the feeling of becoming pregnant is truly inhuman 😩.”

Fairy Lychee: “I want to know about what happened with Medicine Master and Purple Mist. Could Medicine Master and Purple Mist have been in the middle of dual cultivating? Hehehe.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Mama Lychee, don’t laugh at others. Did you take a selfie when you were pregnant? With your character, you should have definitely taken a beautiful picture, right? Send one to the group and show us.”

Fairy Lychee: “Is Fellow Daoist Seven still at Thrice Reckless’ place? Please, go ahead and exterminate Thrice Reckless~”

“I just finished. I’m taking a break,” Su Clan’s Seven said coolly. “Right, I seem to have recalled who that junior of mine that I forgot about was. I vaguely remember that they should be called Su Clan’s some number?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber proudly said, “Seven is weak scum. After he became pregnant, the pain was so difficult for him to bear that he took such a long time to recover. I’m different. Even if I had become pregnant, I could still manage to be alive and kicking. If I weren’t in the wrong, I would have taken advantage of that time to teach Seven a lesson.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Can you not mention pregnancy? Every time someone mentions it, my stomach starts hurting.”

Dongfang Snow: “Senior Yellow Mountain, what did you look like when you were pregnant? Were you handsome? I’ve been studying how to write songs recently, and I’m getting ready to write a ‘Yellow Mountain Pregnancy Song’ for you.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”

Can someone please bring back the quiet and cultured Fairy Dongfang Snow?!

After Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue read the chat records in the group, he felt a lot more comfortable.

Suffering alone was never as good as suffering with others. After discovering that everyone had become pregnant, suffered, and felt despair, his heart suddenly felt at peace.

Human psychology was truly full of wonders at times.

At this moment, Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue softly said, “Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue.”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue responded, “Mm-hm, I’m here.”

“Let’s not have children in the future, alright? Pregnancy is too painful. Well, perhaps after a few hundred years, this trauma will become smaller and we could have a child,” Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said with tears in her eyes.

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue immediately softly said, “Sure. We, cultivators, have long lifespans, and our goal is to reach the realm of immortality. We don’t really need children. If you really want children in the future, we could choose to accept some cute disciples.”

Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue smiled happily.

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue turned his head and looked up at the sky.

How about holding a discussion in the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ with the topic: 10,000 Ways to Kill Demon Sage Tyrannical Song?

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In the stone plaza.

In an instant, everyone gathered together and retreated ten meters away from Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Soft Feather were isolated in one side of the plaza.

Song Shuhang explained, “An accident took place while I was holding the speech. My eyes don’t actually have that function, believe me. If you don’t believe me, you can look at my eyes and see that you really won’t become pregnant.”

On the opposite side, everyone shook their head frantically as they lowered their eyes. There wasn’t a single one of them that dared to directly look at Song Shuhang.

“…” Song Shuhang.

The Demon Sage Show and Demon Sage Speech were destined to become a dark past that he would never be able to erase.

Was it better to go back and stay inside the Wielder’s small black room for a few more years, waiting for people to forget about him before coming back?

Time passed little by little.

At the gate to the plaza, new people would enter every now and then.

These people also came from all kinds of paths, and from all kinds of cultivation systems.

After the newcomers came in, they saw two camps in the square at a glance. On one side, there were a lot of fellow daoists gathered together, while on the other side, there was a party of youths consisting of one man and two women.

Strange, was this ‘one man, two women’ party very powerful?

The newcomers looked at Song Shuhang curiously… Then, the sage name ‘Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar’ emerged in their minds.

The newcomers would subconsciously reach out and hug their stomachs as they tremblingly said, “Demon Sage T-Trannical Scholar!”

Clearly, these newcomers had heard the ‘Demon Sage Speech’, and had likely even been hit by the weird light of the Scholarly Sage’s eye, which should have made them become pregnant on the spot.

As a result, the newcomers would lower their heads and sneak into the crowd, completely not daring to look at Song Shuhang.

On average, the sound of someone entering and saying ‘T-Trannical Scholar’ would be heard every one or two minutes.

Song Shuhang’s heart felt stifled.

Soon, an entire hour had passed.

For Song Shuhang, this hour was longer than any day he had lived through in his life.

The gate finally closed. Then, a loud bell rang.

The altar in the center of the plaza began to collapse downward, and a huge passage was revealed where the altar had been.

The monster tiger happily said, “It’s here, the road of the trial.”

With the road of the trial having appeared, they could enter and get as far away from Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar as they could!

Staying in the same plaza as Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar and breathing the same air as him caused them all to be under great pressure.

Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar could make others pregnant with a single gaze. Didn’t that mean that his breath could possibly also cause others to become pregnant?

Therefore, from the beginning to the end, the monster tiger had held its breath. It was only now, when it could no longer hold for much longer, that it breathed again.

After the [Road of the Trial] opened, everyone in the plaza stood up and walked towards the path.

However, none of them rushed into it chaotically; instead, they lined up and entered in an organized manner.

At the front of the line was a monk in white clothing.

After standing in front of the passage, he took a deep breath, clasped his hands together, bent over, took off the shoes on his feet, and put them away. Afterward, he stepped into the tunnel barefoot.

Following the monk was an elf in green clothing. This was exactly the kind of elf with pointed ears that one would see in Western fantasy movies… Their true body was actually a kind of plant that had developed intellect, starting to cultivate.

The elf in green similarly took off the shoes on her feet, revealing her white feet before stepping into the passage with a resolute face.

When the green-clothed elf was about to step into the passage, a figure suddenly emerged out of thin air.

That figure was wrapped in a sheet of cloth, with only his head revealed.

“I’ve finally reached the road of the trial. This secret realm that only opens once every 100 years is a great place for me to do business.” The corners of the figure’s mouth rose.

The green-clothed elf frowned slightly before saying something in a foreign language ​​to the man wrapped in cloth.

The man wrapped in cloth smiled, and said, “Little girl, don’t be afraid. I don’t mean to cut in line. I’m just here to do some business. You’re all entering the road of the trial, right? I have ‘skincare cream’ here which will definitely be useful for after you finish the road of the trial. It can heal the wounds on your feet and remove the dead skin on them as well. Even those supposedly ‘unhealable scars’ you might suffer during the road of trial can be erased with this skin cream. Your little feet are so cute, and you clearly care for them. Wouldn’t it be a pity if such beautiful feet were to be injured on the ‘Road of the Trial’ and left untreated?”

The green-clothed elf’s eyebrows raised. “So it’s you. My mother has mentioned you… a man wrapped in a sheet who specializes in selling products on the road of the trial. Although your products work well, they will influence the offects of the road of the trial. If you really want to sell to me, then wait until the trial is over before doing so!”

The man wrapped in the cloth solemnly said, “Little girl, business is also a form of fate. If you miss this opportunity, you won’t be able to have another chance.”

Afterward, he set his sights on the cultivators at the back. “You can call me ‘Almighty Merchant’. Before entering the road of the trial, if there’s anything that you want to buy, you can buy it from me. The prices will be made affordable. I have hundreds of years of reputation.”

Song Shuhang called out, “Almighty Merchant, why are you here?”

The Almighty Merchant turned his head stiffly and saw Song Shuhang.

F*ck, such bad luck. I met this jinx again.

The Almighty Merchant gripped his sheet of cloth, then dove into a spatial channel, and disappeared.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Soft Feather said, “Senior Almighty Merchant is hiding from you, Senior Song.”

Everyone in the plaza looked at Song Shuhang in even greater horror.

This Almighty Merchant, who looked like an unfathomable big shot, had actually been scared off by Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar. Was someone as powerful as the Almighty Merchant also unable to stop the Impregnating Gaze?

And so, the people on the plaza accelerated their speed of entering the passage.

Song Shuhang, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Soft Feather were at the end of the line.

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Let’s go in as well.”

She bent down and took off the shoes and socks on her feet, revealing her jade feet that were petite and cute.

Soft Feather also squatted down and unbuttoned her boots, revealing her toes which were slender and flexible, and matched her long legs.