《Dysfunctional – An Assassin’s Guide To Reincarnating In Another World》Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide To Reincarnating In Another World
Advertisement
Point-of-View: Hacte Routh
———————————————————————————
"Hahaha, this is truly masterful! Sometimes I impress myself, this is brilliant," I chuckled with a sense of triumph, as I took in my handiwork.
"Indeed, this is quite efficient," Said Druj with a nod.
He and I had come across a populated area, and as we did, an idea of pure genius came to me. I had him throw the Elves into a panic with a few well-placed Blessed Obliteration explosions, and I then used my Corruption Magic to turn several of them into monsters and then had them go attack the other Elves.
And now, all I need to is sit back and watch as my Elf flesh monsters do my bidding. I have long since lost count of how many Elves that I have killed so far after coming here, but there is no doubt that the number is quite high.
"It appears that nearly all the Elves in this area have been killed," I remarked, hopping down from the tree we were perched on with a sigh, "Most of my flesh monsters are reaching their limits, I suppose I ought to replace them."
I then walked over to the surviving Elves in this area, three of them, all appearing to be young children, fear and tears in their eyes as I approached them. They let out cries of terror as I reached down and grabbed their heads, before their cries turned to deep, grotesque growled, as they transformed into monsters loyal to me.
"A bit on the small side, but they will do for now, I can find more suitable replacements quite easily," I stated with a smirk, when suddenly, something struck my left side and sent me flying off to the right, skidding along the ground painfully.
Who dares-!? An Elf...I see, this one must have hidden while I was slaughtering the rest in this area. How foolish of him to emerge like this...
"You heartless monster, how could you!? They were only children!" He yelled furiously.
He seems quite old...this Elf is no threat to me.
"I care not, we intend to slay all of you Elves, and that would certainly include the young," I replied with a laugh, "You fool, had you remained hidden, you may have been spared for now. Instead, I shall now turn you into-...argh, what the-!?"
What is this, I cannot move! A paralysis spell?
"Now, you die!" Exclaimed the Elf, firing a piercing blast of wind at me.
"Tch, protect me!" I exclaimed, struggling to break free of the spell.
Advertisement
Before his attack could strike me, one of the Elf children that I had just turned into a flesh monster quickly sprang up in front of me, right as I broke free of the spell and leapt out of the way, the wind spear piercing through the chest of my flesh monster and bursting out through its back.
I then let out a growl of fury and shot towards the Elf at top speed, taking care to stay out of the line of his palms to avoid getting struck by another spell. I evaded as he fired out wind blasts at me, before closing in and slipping behind him. Before he could react, I swiftly grabbed the back of his neck and paralyzed him using Corruption Magic.
"Y-you...m-monster...," He growled spitefully, as I laughed gleefully.
"Hahahaha, how pitiful! Did you truly think that you were capable of challenging me with such paltry skills!?" I laughed, before adding with a sneer, "Now, I shall transform you, upon which you will do my bidding!"
He let out a scream of pain as I mutated his body, turning him into another flesh monster to replace the one that he had just wasted. Ah, there we go, it is done.
"Are you finished? We should keep going, Lady Belia is sure to be pleased the greater the number of Elves we slay," Spoke up Druj.
"I do not care about that, I simply plan to enjoy myself. And yes, I am finished, but I would have appreciated it had you assisted me when that Elf appeared," I remarked with a frown.
"You did not request my assistance, so I did not think to provide it," He replied curtly.
Tch, if not for his value with the combination of Light and Dark Magic, Blessed Obliteration, I would kill him right here and now for his insolence. I will not be disrespected.
"Let us be on our way, there are still many Elves left to be slaughtered," I stated, as I headed for the cover of the trees.
For now, I shall derive pleasure from continuing to spread terror throughout this forest of Elves...
———————————————————————————
Point-of-View: Belia Lasmodeus
———————————————————————————
Sheesh, what's taking that Elf so long? Guess he can't use General Magic very well, or else he'd likely have already teleported to Sant and reported what had happened. Though I'd imagine that after he does reach Sant and report this, the response is going to be pretty quick.
After all, in my experience, the Elemental Sages are also skilled with casting regular spells, teleportation is no problem for them...well, with one exception this time, though. I'm referring to the Wind Sage...that Elf is definitely a former human reincarnated with his past memories intact, that much is obvious just from the way he talks.
Advertisement
Also, when Kuro fought him and the Lightning Sage, the latter was the one that teleported them both away from him. But if they'd planned to escape, they could have done so seperately. Of course, it's possible that they did so together because, say, they hadn't agreed upon a rendezvous point, but that's unlikely.
No, the more likely explanation is that the Wind Sage isn't very skilled when it comes to activating or casting General Magic spells. After all, it seemed like they were very close to getting killed by Kuro right before the Lightning Sage teleported them away.
Oh, and as for how I know about how that particular fight went, it's because I was able to partially spy on that battle by focusing my Observation Magic on the two Elemental Sages...that said, my Observation Magic kept going dark each time I got close to viewing Kuro though, and trying to resist that gave me an agonizingly painful headache.
Whatever this new method of constructing Chaos Magic spells is, it's working like a charm...I can't do a thing about it. Trying to break free of this spell feels like I'm trying to unravel a heavily tangled ball of yarn while blindfolded and missing all four limbs...oh, and it's not actually a ball of yarn, it's a ball of needles...which is on fire.
So, yeah, I have no idea how I'd even go about starting to break this spell. Diablo has really outdone himself here...there's no doubt that neither he nor Lazarus no longer have any loyalty to me...after all, it's not like I ever earned their loyalty, it was only because they were literally incapable of disobeying me.
But Lazarus broke free of my command when he lost his original body and his consciousness inhabited Kuro, and as for Diablo...he was always the hardest one of my monsters to control, since Demons don't have physical forms to begin with. And with every new host he acquired over the centuries, it felt like he was getting more and more rebellious and harder to control.
In fact, that affected my timing in setting up the Forbidden Zones...I decided to get it done before his loyalty was completely gone, and while he was still willing to obey me. And I think that was the right call...of all the monster kings, he was the only one to openly show his displeasure towards my Forbidden Zone plan.
Well, that's enough reminiscing for now, it looks like I have company, approaching the barrier that was enveloping the Elf village. And what do you know...it's all of the Elemental Sages, minus Azyl, of course. Now, then, I suppose I should go greet them...
———————————————————————————
Point-of-View: Kuro Black
———————————————————————————
Huh, interesting...Belia's left Silvland completely defenseless. A couple of days ago, I summoned all the monsters that I had surveiling the planet, and then had Az cast an invisibility and soundproof spell on them, making them the ideal, ultimate spying tools.
I then reversed the summoning and had them spread out...and right now, wow, was I grateful that I did! What an interesting turn of events this is...I can see Belia, through one of my Phoenixes, it looks like she's about to fight the two Elemental Sages I fought before, along with two others...I'm guess they're the remaining two Elemental Sages.
And through my serpent monsters, I could see what was happening in the Elf forest...Belia's forces were attacking them relentlessly. Yeah, things are going well for her right now, aren't they? Guess this is just the kind of chaos she lives for.
But overlooking me is a big mistake...my method of surveillance doesn't hold a candle to her Observation Magic, but it's more than effective enough to make it a serious threat to my enemies.
And if Belia's going to fight the Elemental Sages, she can't afford to get distracted, which means that she won't be using Observation Magic during the fight, that would be suicide. I'll be taking advantage of that.
By the time she gets back with her troops...I'll have wiped Silvland off the map. In the tense deadlock situation that this world is currently in, ignoring me is a fatal mistake, given my powers and capabilities...and also because...I'm the main charact-...
———————————————————————————
Author: Break the fourth wall and that won't be the case anymore.
———————————————————————————
...sorry.
_____________________________________________
Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Don't forget to vote, and feel free to leave a comment, I appreciate any and all feedback and criticism!
Also, check out my Instagram account @aimdaqs for posts relating to this book.
Join the Discord server, I plan to tease upcoming chapters and future story arcs here, and you can also discuss or ask me any questions about the story and characters. Use the invite link to join:
https://discord.gg/sRbx9VbTVP
Advertisement
- In Serial14 Chapters
Materials Scientist in Another World
Micah is a materials science major who, after a poor exam performance, gets hit by a truck in a tornado and sent to a fantasy world with swords and magic. But instead of a magic circle in a castle or a wide grassy plain, Micah finds himself on a piece of driftwood in the middle of the ocean! Follow his adventure as he makes friends, discoveries, and - with the help of the System - continues his education to become a Materials Scientist.
8 174 - In Serial11 Chapters
Tales of Ordinary, Completely Unremarkable Contractors
"Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had its price. That is why the mercenaries appeared." - Artur Xerxes, in A Century of Disappointment: Memoirs of a Travelling Dwarf It's never too difficult to land contracts for a set very specialised skills in a continent teeming with werewolves, vampires, giant leopards, undead and, god forbid, elves. The difficulty comes when these contractors find themselves suffocated in the dense atmosphere of this world's rigid - and mostly unfair - rules; death, suffering and misfortune await those unwilling to sacrifice to bend these in their favour. In this non-linear plot, you will observe a scarred and deformed farm girl cashing her first bounty posters, a seemingly ordinary barmaid at a tavern in the bustling centre of a sprawling, corrupt city and an enigmatic leader of a firm specialising in dealings any other would consider suicidal. Watch them all take everything to the next level at every available opportunity, and then feel dread at the thought that this still might not be enough to halt the physical embodiment of doom about to do what it does best Please, feel free to review and comment! Any sort of feedback can help me become a better writer and write more engaging stories for you. I used to update once every 3-5 days, but this rewrite is taking much too long...I do hope it will be worth it.
8 173 - In Serial8 Chapters
Ranger Of Albion
In Which the Story of Edward Deiramund is Narrated; including the Impact of the Civil War, his Early Unorthodox Life, the Rise to Prominence, the Challenges Faced, the Decisions Made, and How it All Came Together to Shape his Nature. ***** Author's note: The summary is not up to the mark, so I ask you to please read the first few chapters to get a better idea. For those looking for even general description - it's a slow paced fantasy life that gradually ramps up - just like real life.
8 111 - In Serial131 Chapters
The Brotherhood Archive:Crossroads(Revised)
All people great or small have a story - Patriarch Lord Theris'Heron Soletus, was on the verge of becoming a warden in the Dias Brotherhood until his father holds him back. Instead of proving his skill with culling monsters that plague the land, he is given an assignment different assignment. It isn't one that test doesn’t test his physical strength, but his strength of character. He is paired up with a shy and traumatized boy name Mien. Between Mien’s anxious behavior and the crime he committed, Soletus doesn’t know what to do or what to think. He wasn’t trained for the duty he is performing and has no idea if he is doing the right thing. However, when Soletus’s resolve to help starts to waiver, Mien does something unexpected and Soletus decides that the boy deserves a second chance not as an act of duty but as a friend. Hy'Ruh-Ha is a what I consider a chronicle fantasy. It is a fantasy drama coming of age story inspired by slice-of-life stories I've read and watched. It is heavy on the slice-of-life and does move slow. It is low-stakes fantasy. This particular story is romance free.(2 out the of 4 is re-uploaded under this title) And if you are someone who cares, the POV character is asexual. Crossroad(formally labeled as the intermission stories)- is a novella collection continuing the tale where Hy'ruh-Ha. The collection as followed: Wolf- After spending several months in the swamp post, Oeric'Sheldmartin returns to repair the chasm between him and his son, Soletus. However, a ghost from his past comes to haunt him and could ruin the life he's made completely. Note: Wolf is a bit of a character piece. POV character is Oeric. The Priest and the Priestess- A novella written in the POV of Mien and then Kiao after a series of unexpected events that change their lives. Mien's POV- Mien has spent the last couple of years working not only in the infirmary but training to become a combat chanter as part of his penitence. Then one day, a drug addled elf comes into infirmary and changes his perspective of a friend and puts his knowledge to the tests to figure out a mystery effecting children in town. *Spoiler warning* Kiao's POV- Kiao spent most of her time in the infirmary living the same daily secret filled life and until Mien changed it. Now she has to figure out her future in ways she never thought she would. I'm going for a Tues and Thurs day schedule for the re-upload. I may or may not stick in extra days.
8 164 - In Serial55 Chapters
Make It Right || kσσkv
Kim Taehyung has been a friend of Jeon Jia for quite some while now but had no idea she had an older brother. The older brother being twenty year old Jeon Jungkook. A boy who was kicked out when he was fourteen and 'forgotten' from the family tree. Until Jia and Taehyung's graduation when Jungkook comes home for the summer and stays longer than expected. - - - - - - - 06.20.21 - 12.24.21✔️TAEHYUNG X JUNGKOOKREAD FIRST CHAPT FOR MORE INFO ABOUT STORY ! © whoresome_rat
8 163 - In Serial43 Chapters
A Twist In Time
Romy Lupin was a walking cliche. She has her father's metamorphmagus abilities and also seems to be a seer.During her last year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle is brought from his teenage years at Hogwarts into the year 2047, and soon after Romy finds herself being sent back into time. Back in 1926 when Merope Gaunt was still pregnant. It's Romy's job to protect Tom Riddle Jr. from being taken into the wrong hands.It was all going to plan until Merope knocked the time turner and they ended up in 1916, in the middle of the first world war, and with no way to get back to 1926.There she meets the Shelby's and somehow manages to find her feet in dingy Small Heath with the help of Harry Fenton, Squib, and a distant family member.
8 60

