My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 64
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Chapter 64: Cold JokeTranslator: Guy Gone Bad
Mo Fei stood aside, waiting to see the incoming fight.
He found that most students who had already taken the upper hand wouldn’t give the other party a dead blow or what.
On second thought he understood why. Everyone in Elite Class was either super rich or super powerful. Both sides didn’t expect something unpleasant to happen unless they had no alternative.
Yan Chen’s rival was a pretty girl. Their fight was like embroidering with a needle. You gave me a light punch and I gave you a faint kick, looking quite harmonious.
Mo Fei’s eyes twitched, thinking, “What the hell! I’ve fought so hard, while those guys are all deceiving the teacher. This is really not my day today!”
Once it reached 30 minutes, Yan Chen immediately ran away like a deserter.
Mo Fei looked at Yan Chen jealously. Why was he not so lucky like Yan Chen?
Yan Chen was matched with an exquisite beauty.
While he was randomized to a black bellied and cold-hearted toy boy!
Every move of that beautiful girl was soft and gentle, so Yan Chen even didn’t get a scratch.
While that toy boy’s was wicked and merciless. He got a bloody nose and a swollen face, and also a pain in the back.
This is unfair! Unfair! What have I done wrong to deserve this!
Yan Chen looked at Yan Chen, frowning, “Yanyan, that girl was so gentle to you. Do you have any protocol below the table?”
Yan Chen said mysteriously, “I planned to treat her a big meal to ask her to cut me loose, but she refused. She said she’d consider letting me off only if I could get her a set of the Star Armor Skywater has newly released.”
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“Skywater Company? One of the top ten consortiums famous for its Star Armors?” amazed Mo Fei.
Yan Chen nodded, “Exactly!”
“Do you even have connections of that company?” asked Mo Fei amazingly.
The Star Armors they produced had super strong resistance, but very pricey with limited number, which were hard to obtain even if you got money.
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah! Chenchen is the son of the chairman of Skywater Company. He will take over the whole company in the future. But now he only manages a few branches.”
“Chenchen? Your fiancé…didn’t you say your fiancé sells clothes?” Mo Fei looked at Yan Chen, confused.
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah! Star armors also belong to the category clothes, don’t they?”
Mo Fei, “…” How could Star Armors and clothes be mixed together?
After the body arts class was over, Mo Yi supported the severely injured Mo Fei back to Prince Yu mansion.
When Mo Fei arrived home, Lou Yu was coming downstairs and saw the messy Mo Fei.
On seeing Lou Yu who was standing on the stairs, Mo Fei couldn’t help grinding his teeth.
“What’s happened? Why are you so ugly injured!” said Lou Yu disgustedly while looking at Mo Fei’s black and blue face.
Mo Fei then cast a glance at Lou Yu sharply, “It’s none of your business.”
“Young master, I’ll go get your some medicine.” said Mo Yi.
Mo Fei nodded, “Hurry back.”
Lou Yu raised his eyebrows, gloating, “Oh my! Oh my! What a good beat! Who did this to you? I already told you. Watch your mouth! You got such a bitchy mouth. It’s unsurprising that you got beaten up. Did you lose any tooth? If you lose your teeth, there’d be air leak when you call names.”
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“Sorry to disappoint you. I am all good and in one whole piece! As for my injuries, it’s all thanks to your sweetheart.” said Mo Fei grumpily while looking at Mo Fei coldly.
“You mean Feiyu?” asked Lou Yu surprisingly.
Mo Fei nodded, “Exactly!”
The expression on Lou Yu’s face became unpredictable, “Feiyu is not that kind of person.”
Mo Fei sneered and then pinched his voice, “Yeah! Lin Feiyu is so gentle and kind. He wouldn’t show no mercy! My prince! I guess only after I married you did Mr. Lin realized that the one he really loves is you and the one who cares about him is still you! But what is done can’t be undone. In order to wreak his anguish, he chose me as his punching bag. He planned to disfigure me, so you would get sick of me and remembers his pretty face, then get back to him!”
The expression on Lou Yu’s face became kind of odd now.
Looking at Lou Yu’s slightly reddened face, Mo Fei showed a touch of sneer, “My Prince, I was telling a cold joke. Is it funny?”
Lou Yu got smoked, “You were telling a cold joke?!”
Mo Fei grinned coldly, “Yeah! Isn’t it funny? Do you really think Lin Feiyu would change his mind and throw himself back into your arms? He is your sister-in-law now. Stop daydreaming! Young man, daydream isn’t something good. You may lose your soul if having it too much.”
Lou Yu, “…” Mo Fei, you are so mean!
“Your cold joke isn’t funny at all! If you don’t know how to tell a cold joke, then keep your mouth shut!” said Lou Yu fiercely.
Mo Fei then said resentfully, “What did you say? You asshole! I tried to tell you a cold joke while I’m still so badly injured, instead of smiling or what to show some courtesy, you said such mean words. Where is your manner?”
Hearing Mo Fei accusing, Lou Yu also got burned up, “Who would laugh at such kind of lame joke?”
Mo Fei snorted, “What? A lot of people out there would laugh!”
Lou Yu said disapprovingly, “Maybe ghost would believe what you said.”
On seeing Mo Yi come out carrying a bottle of solution, Mo Fei immediately said, “Mo Yi, I told a very funny cold joke, you know.”
Mo Yi blinked and instantly understood, “Hahaha…Young master, your cold joke is so, so funny. No one in the world is better than you on telling cold jokes!”
Lou Yu looked at Mo Yi, thinking: Anyway you are a talented cultivation talent. Is it really good to act as a lackey?
Mo Fei then looked at Lou Yu proudly, “See? Even Yiyi is knows how to behave. Young man, you should learn more. This world is not as simple as you thought!”
Lou Yu, “…”
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