My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 59
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Chapter 59: One Has to Lower the Head when under the Eaves (1)
After scolding Mo Fei from his head to his toes, the white beard old man finally showed mercy and let Mo Fei sit.
It made Mo Fei’s head dizzy, thinking, “This old man cursed me to reincarnate as a woman in the afterlife? Seen from his shrewish posture, maybe he himself was a woman in his previous life!”
People say it is more dreadful to piss of a woman who doesn’t look like a woman than a woman who looks like a woman! But few people know that it even more scary to piss off a man who doesn’t look like a man than a man who looks like a man!
In this world, awful people are everywhere. Life is so hard!
Yan Chen caught a glimpse of Mo Fei with all sympathy while Mo Fei held his forehead, having a headache. He thought, “I should really good good study, day day up! Otherwise I would end up horribly.”
Looking at the depressed Mo Fei, the old man started to have his Star History class with satisfaction.
“In history, there was a very famous level 7 handsome master called Wang Ruo’an who had numerous admirers. He got a long line of women chasing after him. But however handsome he is, he can’t compare with me. When I was young, no one didn’t like me, even including the flowers. Countless beautiful women even couldn’t move their legs when seeing me. And countless beautiful women would wait for me in bed…” The history class old man patted the table and said high-spirited.
Looking at this white beard old man wearing that dirty, oily robe, Mo Fei really couldn’t believe a word of him.
“The king of Wen Kingdom Su Anlun was a love fool. After his wife cheated on him, he got depressed and eventually died of it. His death is a joke. He died for a woman. But I am different. Only women would die for me in line, while I would never die for any of them…”
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Mo Fei blinked and thought to himself, “If any woman would die for this old man, that could only be because she is grossed to death by him.”
“Do you know why Wu Kingdom perished? That’s because their king had early love. He had his first concubine at the age of 10. Having such a lustful king, give me a reason his kingdom didn’t perish! When I was ten, I was still single.”
Mo Fei nodded, thinking, “This old man was single when he was ten. Now he is still single. With such a twisted personality, it’s only because he has been single for too long.”
…
Mo Fei looked at this old man, confused. Teaching his class this way, it’s really a miracle that he could survive in the Imperial College which was famous for its strict style of study!
When the bell rang, the old man dismissed the class contentedly.
Mo Fei also exhaled a long breath of relief. Before Mo Fei was done with it, the old man called him again, “Mo Fei, copy the sentence “I am a super idiot” 1,000 times after class.”
Mo Fei popped his eyes out and asked, “But why? It’s unreasonable!” I am such a brilliant genius! How could I write “I am a super idiot”?
The old man then smiled arrogantly, “Unreasonable? Are you trying to reason with me? Let me tell you. I am the reason!”
Mo Fei, “…”
Then the old man walked away with his head held high pompously.
After walking out of the door, the old man’s lips curled up. Hum! He had struggled so long and finally decided to use all his savings for that goddamn cultivating formation, Prince Yu the asshole detained his application and turned him down!
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Since Prince Yu who was wet behind the ears face slapped him, his wife deserved to be tortured!
On the other side, Mo Fei’s face darkened with great anger.
Looking at Mo Fei’s face as dark as the blackboard, Yan Chen forced a smile, “Mo Fei, don’t be mad. Our history teacher is always like that.”
“How could such a person be a model for the students in the Imperial College?” exclaimed Mo Fei.
Yan Chen then whispered, “The headmaster wishes that he could dismiss that old man. Pity that our headmaster is not his rival.”
Mo Fei was surprised, “Isn’t the headmaster a level 7 master? Still not that old scoundrel’s match?”
Yan Chen looked around. After making sure the old man had really left, he then said, “Don’t belittle him. That old man is also a level 7 master!”
Mo Fei, “…A level 7 master teaches us history?” Isn’t it too underemployed? In Rong Kingdom, a level 7 master could be rendered as the top master!”
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