Spare Me, Great Lord! Chapter 1081
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Chapter 1081: 1081
Chapter 1081: The Big Jiang Family
The stealing act of the Black Feather Army in the Longmen Fortress was an excuse made up by Li Heitan . Even if there were soldiers from the Black Feather Army nearby, who would be foolish enough to steal things from the camp of the Wei Wu Army?
However, Lu Shu also thought about how the average life expectancy of those in the Luniverse was way longer than that on Earth .
If the people from the Luniverse died on Earth, how should they report their age if they died? They died at the age of 400? Or 800?
It was nothing new for practitioners to live until this age . Any Rank One individual could live until that age .
Nobody would feel miserable after hearing this news . Perhaps, they would feel that the person commited suicide because he was tired of living .
Now, both Lu Shu and Nie Ting did not mention about allowing Wei Wu Army to enter the Heavenly Network . Lu Shu knew what was the crux of the problem . The Heavenly Network had their own responsibility to protect their homeland .
However, the Wei Wu Army was loyal to Lu Shu .
They became involved with the Heavenly Network because Lu Shu was in the Heavenly Network . However, that did not mean that they agreed with the ideology of the Heavenly Network .
The Heavenly Network was not the place where they grew up at .
It was not because Nie Ting and Lu Shu had conflicts, but rather, it was because everyone did not know how to deal with it and chose to ignore it for the moment .
Lu Shu thought that this method was good . As long as the Wei Wu Army could stay in the Heavenly Network, they could choose to stay and ignore it for as long as they wanted to…
Lu Shu felt as though he was leading a huge family . Although the Wei Wu Army was his greatest assistance, he had many things to consider .
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In the morning, someone came over to complain about how the Wei Wu Army spat on the ground . Lu Shu fell speechless immediately, it was almost impossible for a group of homeless uncultured men to know their manners .
Everyone knew that it was not a matter of manners, but the habit of the Wei Wu Army . Their lives were indeed rather raggard .
That was not a big problem as it required gradual learning . Lu Shu would let them be if they were in the Luniverse . However, if they were on Earth, their unculturedness would not allow them to find a wife…
Lu Shu called the Wei Wu Army for a meeting and told them about how to be cultured . He explained patiently, “Spitting on the ground is not serious, but look at how clean our campsite is . We should not ruin it but instead, protect it . If everyone spat, how much spit would there be?”
Li Heitan raised his hand . “King, I know, two spits!”
“Li Heitan, get out!” Lu Shu’s face was black . He just started to take mathematics classes and he was doing this?!
After the culture class, Lu Shu received a huge number of distress points . However, too many ridiculous things happened recently . Yesterday, during the modern class, Li Heitan was exclaiming how the author named “anonymous” was f*cking amazing as he wrote so many articles…
Lu Shu asked Lu Xiaoyu to buy a batch of handphones to distribute it to the Wei Wu Army and taught them how to use it, type, call and send messages . At this point in time, most of the other cities were operating normally except for Yuzhou who was still cordoned off .
Everyone was extremely grateful for the Heavenly Network for shutting their enemies out . Recently, some people saw that the space pathway was closed and wanted to send their wishes to the Longmen Fortress .
When they took it back, Zhang Weiyu and the rest were surprised . That was the upgraded version of the messenger mirror!
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The messenger mirror in the Luniverse was a bronze mirror . Its display was blurry and was definitely not as good as the screen of the mobile phone . Moreover, it was expensive and posed much inconvenience . Basically, the messenger mirror was one to one . If one wanted to contact 100 people, one had to bring 100 messenger mirrors with him .
However, the mobile was different . Once one knew the other’s mobile number, one could call anyone!
At this point in time, Lu Shu did not want to teach the rest how to use the internet as it was not ideal to overwhelm them with too much information…
Zhang Weiyu said, “King, if we bring this to the Luniverse, it will be extremely handy!”
“If we bring it to the Luniverse, it won’t work,” sighed Lu Shu, “This requires a lot of basic facilities such as the satellite and signal processing station… You won’t remember everything I tell you anyway…”
Zhang Weiyu was the best learner in the Wei Wu Army . When others were learning, they provided Lu Shu with distress points but Zhang Weiyu was loving the learning process!
Lu Shu felt that this was a good thing . However, he was worried that Zhang Weiyu would cry when he found out about some of the truth…
Lu Shu added all the soldiers in the Wei Wu Army as friends on the messenger application . He suddenly missed the days when he made use of his mobile phone to earn distress points . That was much more satisfying .
If time could stop back then, how perfect would it be, Lu Shu wished .
However, he understood that if the world was not independent enough, all the wonderful times would perish .
If he had not brought the Wei Wu Army back, perhaps the entire world would be Duanmu Huangqi’s personal assets .
Lu Xiaoyu knew that Lu Shu added everyone’s contacts to piss them off, although she did not understand why Lu Shu liked to piss people off .
Meanwhile, before Lu Shu could collect distress points, he broke down first .
After the Wei Wu Army got their mobile phones and knew how to make calls and send messages, they definitely had to give it a shot and try something new .
However, who should they test it on? Of course, it would be their king… .
Lu Shu received calls continuously from Li Heitan and the rest, as well as video calls .
After he picked up the video call, it was nothing important except for the other party to tell him that he knew how to use it!
Lu Shu was extremely annoyed . He did not expect this small plan to annoy himself!
He felt that everyone was so free because there were too little homework!
Then, the Wei Wu Army realized that their homework doubled overnight!
When the Wei Wu Army were too busy doing their homework and did not have time to bother him, Lu Shu finally found Nie Ting to ask him about some questions that he had long ago . “Does Jiang Shuyi have family members on Earth?”
“Yes,” Nie Ting asked curiously, “The Jiang family was a big family with a long history . Why are you asking this?”
“Can you tell me where their family leader is, I need to ask them something,” replied Lu Shu calmly .
“Alright,” said Nie Ting, “No problem . ”
The Jiang family was not a secret but Nie Ting did not understand why Lu Shu suddenly wanted to look for them . Could there be anything he was hiding?
However, Nie Ting did not question too much as everyone had their own secrets . If it was related to the internal affairs of the Heavenly Network, Nie Ting believed that Lu Shu would not keep it a secret .
That was the mutual trust between them .
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