The Silly Alchemist Chapter 180
Advertisement
Chapter 180: 180
Princess Longji (1)
“You still can’t tell . I put 137 in your food . After consumption, one will quickly feel intense pain everywhere, so painful they will want to die!! Only I have the antidote here!!” Coldblood Seven declared, looking at Coldblood Five .
137 was the codename for a specific poison used in the Coldblood Group . They didn’t have time to give it a name, so they substituted it with a code .
“Really . So why is he still so lively over there?” asked Coldblood Five, very amused . Ye Lang was still running among the plates, happily devouring the dishes .
“Uh…” Coldblood Seven finally noticed this problem . Ye Lang had eaten the food . Theoretically, he should be screaming in extreme agony by now .
Coldblood Seven had tried this poison in the past . The pain she felt was definitely not something a normal person could bear . Anyone with a weaker mind would kill themselves!
And because of this, Coldblood Seven wanted Ye Lang to eat 137 to have a taste of agony!
But Ye Lang didn’t seem to be the least bit affected by the poisoned food . He was, as Coldblood Five described, very lively!
Did I forget to put in the poison? That’s not possible . Even if I forgot once, it’s impossible I left out all the other dishes . And the brat had tasted all the dishes already .
If that was true, then the poison had lost its effects!
Thinking hard, Coldblood Seven ate a mouthful of the vegetables she cooked . She wanted to check if the poison was still working– and the result was agony!
“Ahhh… The antidote… . ” Coldblood Seven soon felt pain all over her body . The effects were nearly instant . She immediately ate the antidote she prepared, only then was she released from the immense suffering .
Advertisement
Thank god she was only there to mess with Ye Lang, so she prepared some antidote for him . If not, she wouldn’t have brought antidote and oh how she would suffer!
Hey, something’s not right . The poison was still working, so why was the brat not affected at all?
“Do you know something?” Coldblood Seven turned to Coldblood Five . From their conversation earlier, and her situation now, she realised Coldblood Five must know something she didn’t .
“I do!” nodded Coldblood Five .
“Why is he still alright after the poison?”
“Nothing happened, that’s why nothing happened!” answered Coldblood Five . This answer drove Coldblood Seven mad . What kind of answer was that??
“Why?” she asked again .
“There is no why . Anyway, nothing happened to him!” Coldblood Five didn’t tell, as if to protect Ye Lang . The fewer people knew about this, the better .
Hmmph, fine . I will ask the brat . He’s a little stupid, he’ll definitely tell!
“You little brat, why didn’t anything happen to you after eating the poison?” asked Coldblood Seven .
“Of course nothing would happen! If not, why would I eat your food?” Ye Lang answered in disdain, “You think I couldn’t tell?”
“You know too?” Coldblood Seven didn’t expect Ye Lang to also know .
“Of course!” exclaimed Ye Lang proudly, “No poison can escape my nose! Your poison consists of rainbow snake venom, lengxin herb…”
To her horror, Ye Lang could list every single ingredient of 137 . Coldblood Seven and Little Zero were in shock, while Coldblood Five was already used to it .
“You could tell just from the smell…” gasped the both of them .
“Hehe, I’m awesome!” Ye Lang laughed, “I didn’t tell you, but I could tell from the taste too!”
“ . . . ”
“Alright, I have a question . Why didn’t anything happen after you ate the poison?” asked Coldblood Seven .
Advertisement
“Because… Nothing happened, so nothing happened!” answered Ye Lang .
This answer drove Coldblood Seven up the wall . She didn’t expect both Ye Lang and Coldblood Five to give the same answer!!
“Hmmph, you wanted to scam an answer out of me but you didn’t even try! I’m not an idiot! Little Five told me not to tell anyone!” Ye Lang muttered while eating .
“ . . . ”
So Coldblood Five had given him an immunity shot . [note: a common chinese saying . Like a vaccine, something done for prevention/protection] That’s why Ye Lang refused to answer her! If she didn’t, he would’ve given her the answer a long time ago . He didn’t think it was anything special, but he didn’t know this would attract a lot of admiration, jealousy and hate!
“I’m full . I want to sleep, you can go! You can eat the rest!” Ye Lang patted his belly, then sighed . It was adorable . Sigh, sometimes it’s the smallest who live like kings .
“ . . . You . . . Just wait!” Coldblood Seven left in a huff . She would never clean up .
Little Zero got to work, cleaning up the leftovers . No one could eat these, so she had no choice but to throw the food away,
After cleaning up the table, Little Zero even prepared a warm bath for Coldblood Five . Although it was an easy task, since they were tiny, she did it with detail and focus .
She made baths out of a small tub for both of them . Then, she cut two towels up to make two tiny beds while they were taking a bath .
Ye Lang and Coldblood Five had been using giant things for the past month, including sleeping on a normal (giant) bed . They hadn’t enjoyed special privileges like this .
Kind efforts without reason must have hidden intentions!
Uh, or something like that . Little Zero must be up to something, that’s why she was being so kind to them . Anyone would have known!
Ye Lang didn’t notice though . “Someone is waiting on us,” he thought, “how comfortable!
Ye Lang slept straight through the night . When the sun rose, he leapt off his tiny bed…
“Three times left, three times right, twist your neck, shake your ass, it’s early so everybody let’s go…” Ye Lang sang while putting on clothes .
“Early? The sun is shining on your ass!” Coldblood Five was clean and neat from head to toe, very energetic herself . You could tell she had already been up for a long time .
Every day, Coldblood Five would rise before Ye Lang . Even if Ye Lang didn’t sleep in this time, she would still be earlier than him . Every day, she would never wake Ye Lang up .
So what if he wakes? It’s more trouble anyway . It’s better to let him sleep!
Ye Lang was a little late because he’d use up too much brain power the day before . Uh, in his words, cracking ancient symbols was very tiring work, he needed rest!
Of course, let’s not forget it was an excuse to sleep in!
Ye Lang turned to look at his butt, then declared, “It is not!”
“ . . . ” Coldblood Five fell silent, wanting to land a kick on his ass . However, she didn’t . Not because she didn’t want to, but because Ye Lang had skipped away .
Ye Lang leapt on Little Zero’s palm, but was ‘transported’ to a place . A place different from the one he woke up in .
Advertisement
- In Serial20 Chapters
The Legend of Rayola the Deathless [Dead]
[This story is Discontinued] Another story based on the lore, which has been expanded and with far more details and hopefully better writing shall be released later on. After about the tenth time she died, Rayola started to think, that maybe she didn't come out quite right, even by supernatural standards. Of course, the pale white skin and hair, plus the blazing orange eyes might have been a clue and it was getting harder and harder to blend in. To top it all off, she has no memory of who she is and there's an incredibly suspiscious, snarky voice in her head making quips about her life choices. Even worse was the inability to sleep. At first, she thought that maybe she was just an overly messed up zombie or even a vampire! But she was proven wrong time and time agian... there were too many inconsistencies and it made her uneasy. The final straw was the issue with her own identity. At first she was okay with being her own brand-new person, but as more and more ghosts of her past started to slowly catch up, she had no choice but to set off on a journey... A journey to discover who she once was, and to find out what had happened to her. It was for no noble cause but merely one for personal salvation. Yet, her actions left behind a legend in her wake.
8 101 - In Serial56 Chapters
The Transformation God
The MC has been ran over crossing over into another world but before he crossed over he receives a message saying “You have gained Primordial souls with Devouring Trait.” And now he has to survive in a cultivation world and a overprotective grandpa? I got the story idea from reading devouring stories while the transformation i got it from a comment made by Kuruto_desu I also don't own the cover and if you have better one send me PM and i change it
8 100 - In Serial25 Chapters
Wolf Knight
Wolf Knight is a story about a lonely orphan, of his efforts and his adventures to become a knight in modern times. He will be forced to use every trick up his sleeve as he faces trials after trials all the while making friends and enemies along the way. This is the story of one boy and one wolf who are different yet similar in many ways as he sheds his old name and embarks on his journey of knighthood ________________________________________________________________ First time writing a story and English isn't my first language so please bare with the few mistakes you might find.
8 261 - In Serial90 Chapters
Realistic Tower of God: The Martial Way
A man had given his all to walk on the treacherous martial way. He was once great, however, just like everything else in the world, he had reached the end of the rope and disappeared without being able to reach further on the the path. However, fate has something else in store for him. Suddenly waking up in the mysterious and grand tower, all of his fiber being will tested. Will he survive in this dangerous and unforgiving place with many ancient monsters reigning on the top? Will he manage to survive and find the next path of the martial way and fulfill his ambition? Only time will tell.
8 260 - In Serial26 Chapters
Guardians : Awakening of Athene
Three thousand years ago, Athena was sealed. For love, for peace, for war, and for the human realm. Betrayed by the gods, humans, and demons. She promises to bring terror when she awakens. Three thousand years now. She rests her soul within a mana-less young woman, Alice.
8 133 - In Serial52 Chapters
Pioneer 0: Rise of the machine in a world of sword and magic.
In the year of 2062, Earth is destroyed by a massive nuclear war as a result of years of power struggling and multiple conflicts between various nations, 12 billion lives was lost on Earth, followed by 40 million humans on Mars's colony, humanity went extinct, followed by their faithful robot army as the machine rust away and crumble down to nothing in the passage of time. All but one machine, an planetary explorating and colony constructing robot designed by a mega-conglomerate before the nuclear war on Earth and forgotten because of the same war, one unimportant piece of technology resting on the right spot and the right time when the Earth exploded, the blast created a rift in space and time, tossing the machine to a parallel world, a world of sword and magic, a world of gods and devils, heroes and demon kings. A world for the forgotten machine to awaken and carry out its duty with only one unknown directive: -Live
8 212

