The Silly Alchemist Chapter 172
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Chapter 172
Never Underestimate The Little Ones (1)
Coldblood Seven could recognise the voice . It was the same as the one from Coldblood Five a while ago . She never forgot any voice she heard .
Hence, she suspected Coldblood Five-two-zero had the same device as Coldblood Five . Or maybe, it all belonged to Coldblood Five-two-zero .
If that were true, then there was a possibility Coldblood Five-two-zero cheated .
“Thank you! I understand!” replied Coldblood Five-two-zero, stunned .
“You’re welcome, we’re all in this together! I have a request, can you move your skirt? So I can see better,” said the voice .
“Oh, alright,” she said, hitching her skirt up . Everyone almost vomited blood at this sight, resisting the urge to look at something they shouldn’t look, but rather move their eyes to something very weird .
Between her legs was a tiny person, also drawing a small symbol on the ground .
“What is that… Thing??” Everyone’s eyes widened to see the man, twenty centimetres tall . They didn’t know what THAT was .
Everyone else, including Coldblood Two, was stunned . They’d seen many weird things, but this was a first .
A new race of tiny men? Were they having first contact with a new race?!
That wasn’t a man from a new race, it was Ye Lang! He’d come over since the symbol was revealed . No one saw him, not even Coldblood Five .
“There you are,” she finally knew why she couldn’t find him . He was under Coldblood Five-two-zero’s skirt . Well, only you would do something like that .
After the initial confusion, many people came to, wanting to catch Ye Lang . Coldblood Seven was the nearest, swooping in to grab him .
It wasn’t because she wanted to have a look . She recalled how Ye Lang’s voice came from Coldblood Five’s body too, connected the dots, and reckoned there was something going on between them .
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There was a man hiding on Coldblood Five’s body, and the man looked… like a man!
Heh, Coldblood Five, what are you going to do now?
Coldblood Seven thought she could catch Ye Lang just like that with her exceptional skills .
Coldblood Five only thought, you can’t catch him, even I can’t . He’s one slippery idiot .
“Don’t disturb me, I want to study this symbol,” Ye Lang moved like lightning, effortlessly dodging Coldblood Seven’s hand . When he landed, he returned to his original position, as if he never moved .
“??” Coldblood Seven was stunned . She didn’t understand why she failed . Then she started to question if she’d even moved yet .
Hence, Coldblood Seven swooped in once again, only for Ye Lang to dodge yet again, “Are you done?? Any more and you’ll be sorry!!” Ye Lang warned, upset .
“I’ll be sorry? Hahaha, you tiny man, you have guts! Let me see what you can do!” she snickered, still arrogant . She felt it was only a mistake .
Even if it wasn’t a mistake, you’re so tiny, I will eventually get you!
Coldblood Seven leapt towards Ye Lang, this time with two hands . She must catch him now .
“That’s troublesome!” he shouted as he escaped between her fingers . He flipped onto her hand, produced a silver needle, then jabbed it towards the ground–no wait— towards her hand!
I’m tiny but I can’t still hurt you!
Ye Lang was small but he could still wield a silver needle . He held it like a rifle looking very intimidating .
Coldblood Five finally understood that Ye Lang was already very nice to herself . When she was trying to catch him, he only dodged her without pulling tricks like this .
“Ahhh!!” shrieked Coldblood Seven in pain, her other hand still groping to catch Ye Lang . But he pricked her!
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Coldblood Seven retracted her hand, exasperated . She wrung the arm with Ye Lang, wanting to shake him off .
When she stopped, thinking he’d definitely been shaken off, she saw Ye Lang hold up the needle, the shoving it down her soft arm once again!
“Ahhh!” she screamed, again . She shook her arm yet again .
“I’m dizzy!” shouted Ye Lang . He wasn’t shaken off, but he was starting to be sick, “can you please stop, I’m going to pass out!”
“Then get off me!” she said immediately . Getting him off was the priority . Ye Lang was like a bee you couldn’t shake off .
“Alright!” said Ye Lang . “But stop bothering me!”
“Okay, okay . Whatever you want, as long as you get off!” Coldblood Seven said, panicking .
“Stop and be good!”
“Alright!”
Ye Lang pulled the silver needle out, then leapt off her arm . He started to study the symbol again . Unfortunately, he never expected her to be this offended–
Coldblood Seven swooped in to catch Ye Lang again, but this time, she was smarter . She had on gloves so he couldn’t hurt her with his needle .
“You lied! You are not a good person!!” scolded Ye Lang as he pointed an angry finger . He’d dodged her again .
She shook her head, proudly declaring, “‘I am the leader of the Pretty Squad . Lying is my strength, scams are my speciality . You little shit, I’ll kill you like a fly!”
“Come at me, I’m not scared of you!” shouted Ye Lang recklessly, pointing his needle at Coldblood Seven . A peculiar battle between two peculiar people unfolded before everyone .
“You’ll see!!” Coldblood Seven levelled her breath, attacking with douqi .
Douqi felt like a tornado, tearing towards Ye Lang . At that moment, everyone thought Ye Lang had nowhere to hide now . He could only face the attack head-on .
And with his size, if he were caught up in the douqi, he’d die!
“No!!!” Coldblood Five’s voice rang . She didn’t want to watch Ye Lang die like this .
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