In Naruto With Slightly Perverted System Chapter 15
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The next morning, the whole village was still in uproar about Danzo's actions. Meanwhile, Akihiko is at his home, making his own slogan for his shop. He carved it on a wooden board. The slogan was "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies."
Akihiko nodded, feeling happy with his slogan. He then went to the training ground 6. He saw Yugao standing there with two wooden swords.
"Hello, Yugao." Akihiko greeted with a smile like he had known her for decades.
Yugao bonked his head and said, "Don't be too familiar with me. We have just known each other for a day."
She then threw him a wooden sword and said. "Take it and strike me with all you got."
Akihiko then took the sword and slashed it towards Yugao. Yugao just easily deflected it since his posture was wrong.
"Your posture is wrong." Yugao said before slashing her wooden sword at Akihiko's wrist making his drop the sword.
"Pick up the sword, I will show you how to use a sword, Look carefully." Yugao said as she slashed the sword at the air.
"Do you get it now? Try it again." Yugao said as Akihiko slashed the air but unlike when he first slashed, the speed and power of the strike is a lot stronger.
"Alright, now attack me again" Yugao said and Akihiko dashed towards her and swung his sword.
*Clak*
Yugao blocked his attack and Akihiko continued striking one after one. This went on for an hour.
At first, Akihiko got all his attacks blocked by Yugao but slowly during the spar, he managed to reach her a few times. Yugao was also quite surprised by how fast Akihiko learned. When the spar was almost finished, Akihiko suddenly received a mission.
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[Plant your face in Yugao's boobs]
[Reward: Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryu]
(Host needs to practice to make it stronger as only information is given)
[Yes/No]
Knowing Akihiko's nature, you might have guessed what he chose. When Akihiko almost got a clear hit on Yugao, he saw a rock on the ground and used it to act like he accidently tripped.
"Wahhh!" Akihiko shouted before his face touched something soft, something jjiggly.
'All according to the keikaku, muahahahahaha' Akihiko made an evil smile and laughed.
Yugao feeling Akihiko's face in her bosom,felt a bit embarrased and quickly pushed him off and said to him, "Tomorrow, you will have your first genin mission. Please be prepared." before leaving.
"Ahhhh, I guess I should open my shop now."
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Akihiko put his newly made sign outside and displayed the cookies.
Time passed and Akihiko could still be seen waiting for his first customer since most people in this world didn't know about cookies.
[a/n: Heretics Here! Heretics There! Heretics Everywhere!]
As Akihiko was just thinking that, he saw a silver-haired masked suspicious looking guy who uses his Doggy Style: Sus no Jutsu. The man's expression looked like he just found out that his father was indirectly killed.
[a/n: Kakashi and his ninken summoning]
Akihiko noticed that this was Kakashi, so he took a cookie and went ran in front of him.
"Hol'Up. Wait a minute. You look like you are having a bad time. Worry not. Cookies are here to save the day. You are the first customer so you will have a 50% discount, what do you think?" Akihiko asked raising his eyebrows intensely with a smile.
'Hmmmm. I guess I got my first customer. Guess this "Business 101" book is really useful' Akihiko thought before he was surprised.
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"Daga Kotowaru!" Kakashi answered while lifting his head a little bit and walked away leaving Akihiko dumbfounded.
'Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference' Akihiko thought as he went back to sit in his shop after burning the book "Business 101".
As he was sitting in his shop/home, Ayame was currently strolling around the village to take a break from making ramen. As she was walking around, she saw a familiar face, a very familiar face, sitting behind a shop counter.
"Oh, hey Akihiko-kun? Are you selling something?" she asked.
Akihiko heard her and raised his head to answer.
"Yep, these are cookies. I guarantee you that these are very delicious. You will be part of the Dark Side once you eat this cookie. There is no turning back. Do you accept?" Akihiko asked.
"Alright. Sure." Ayame answered.
[a/n: Yayyy. New member of the cult "Dark Side"]
Ayame ate the cookie and felt that this cookie was freaking delicious. It can even be considered the most delicious dessert in the world. Dun Dun Dun~
After Ayame finished eating, Akihiko said, "Ayame-san, would you like more? 1 cookie cost 100 Ryo. Since you are the first customer, I will give you a 50% discount."
"Ok. Give me 9 more. Also call me Ayame-nee." Ayame answered as Akihiko is also one of the frequent customers of Ichiraku ramen.
"Alright. Here you go." Akihiko said as he gave Ayame 10 more cookies and Ayame gave him 500 Ryo.
"Huh? I ordered 9 more, not 10, Akihiko-kun." Ayame said.
"Oh, that's for Old Man Teuchi. You don't have to pay for that one." Akihiko said as they said goodbye to each other.
Over the next few hours, a few customers came in now and then and they all had smiles are eating the cookies.
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[Evening]
Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Choji, Ino heard that Akihiko opened a shop so they went out to check it. Hinata was also following them as she heard the keyword 'Akihiko' as she couldn't see Akihiko at the academy anymore as he is already a genin.
Then they arrived in front of Akihiko's shop and once Sasuke and Naruto arrived they immediately shouted.
"Akihikooooooo."
"Yea,yea, what's up?" Akihiko asked from inside the shop.
"Do we also need to pay up?" Naruto asked.
"Of course,but don't worry, I will give you guys a discount."
"Thanks, Akihiko"x2
'Don't worry, you guys will soon be calling me father.'
Choji, being the foodie he was, ordered 60 cookies, from which both Ino and Shikamaru ate a few.
All of them were impressed and Naruto and Sasuke were with a 'Told you so' smile.
They all then returned to their respective homes and went back, all but one.
Hinata was using the byakugan to check the inside of Akihiko's house to sneak looks at him sleeping.
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(End-)
[a/n:
Alright, guys. I rested and my eyes are alright now, so I wrote a new chapter. Thank you for reading this.
Anyways, have a nice day.]
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