Triplets: Lucky Mommy Is A Beautiful Badass Chapter 7
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk! So not only is your memory going, your ears are failing too! Oh, poor you! How sad, how tragic! You're about to die in the spring of your youth. Has my brother prepared a hole in the ground for you? What wood will your coffin be made of? Have you made all the plans?" Qi Qingyao continued to calmly fire off one barb after another.
Madam Guo, "..."
What was the half-wit saying? D-Did she say that her memory was failing? That she would due soon?
Madam Guo's first reaction was, "You can't be Eleventh Daughter!"
Qi Qingyao raised a brow at that, curling the corners of her mouth and saying casually, "Your brain and ears are gone, and now your eyes too… Sigh…"
What on earth was she sighing about? The madwoman was even worse than usual today. Madam Guo felt a burst of anger explode within her when she heard Qi Qingyao's strangely emotional sighs, and she jabbed a finger at Qi Qingyao's nose, scolding her furiously,
"You witless fool, you get worse by the day! We didn't freeze you to death this time! But we'll get you next time."
"Oh, thank you for the kind words!" Qi Qingyao bowed at her sardonically.
Kind words?
She had just cursed her to die.
This fool was truly beyond saving.
Madam Guo felt like she was insane just for trying to talk to a r*tard like Qi Qingyao. How could she take Qi Qingyao seriously and waste so much breath on her? Something must be wrong with herself. Madam Guo shook her head exasperatedly, taking the chickens as she turned to leave.
Just as she was about to step out of the door, a foot lazily stood in her way.
"Are you going back, Big Sister-in-law? In that case, put my chickens down." Qi Qingyao's tone was as flippant as ever.
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Madam Guo gave her a vicious look. "An idiot like you has no right to eat these chickens!"
"So I take it you won't put them down?" Qi Qingyao asked with a smile.
"You're a moron who's about to freeze to death. Go eat your own farts! Chicken, my *ss! Ha—" Madam Guo taunted Qi Qingyao, but before she could finish laughing, she felt a tight slap across her left cheek. Her body spun through the air and she collapsed against the wall!
The world was turning around her. Madam Guo was instantly too dizzy to stand.
"Who did you tell to her own farts just now?" Qi Qingyao sauntered over to her and crouched down in front of Madam Guo, all smiles as she said, "If you like farts so much, Big Sis-in-law, I'll give you one! No need to thank me."
As soon as she said that, she turned.
Pffft~
Madam Guo was stunned. It was only when she smelled that stench that she realized what had happened. That idiot had slapped her and even farted at her!
Madam Guo scrambled to her feet, holding her stinging left cheek as she yelled,
"You're mad! Madwoman, nutjob!!"
She ran off while yelling.
The way she stumbled and limped as she ran made Qi Qingyao smile.
She pointed in Madam Guo's direction, addressing the triplets.
"You three, do you see that?"
"?" The triplets looked at their aunt-in-law's vanishing back and then looked at their mother, confused.
What was Mommy asking them to see?
"Look at how weirdly she's running, how she's yelling at the top of her voice. Look at her distorted expression. Now that's a true madwoman. Understand?" Qi Qingyao smiled at them innocently.
The triplets, "..."
I-If she put it like that, Aunt-in-law did look like a madwoman right now...
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But more importantly, Mommy was so cool!
The three of them looked at Qi Qingyao with stars in their eyes.
Mommy actually dared to hit Aunt-in-law!
However…
Oh no, oh no, Aunt-in-law would definitely run home and call for reinforcements after she was slapped!
Even though Mommy had the guts to hit Aunt-in-law now, if Grandfather, Grandmother, and everyone else came later to teach them a lesson… Mommy would not be able to handle all of them herself.
Erniu tugged at her lips, hesitating for a while before she could not help a whisper.
"Mommy!!"
"What is it?"
"If Grandfather comes here with Aunt-in-law later to make you pay…"
Qi Qingyao glanced at Erniu's little face and anxious expression, then stepped forward to rub her little head.
"Aw, my adorable little daughter. Don't worry, your mother ain't no docile herbivore!"
Erniu's head was full of question marks. Herbivore? What did that mean?
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