Aiming To Be The Best Magician In The World! Chapter 367
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"And who are you?" The boss thug said as he looked towards Sylvie.
"Merely a civilian of this place. Enjoying my great ol' sweet parfait." Sylvie said as she laid her head on her hand while looking at him.
"Merely a civilian huh?" The boss thug said as he looked at Sylvie.
"Hey! Little girl! Would you still shoot us if we went for them?" The boss thug said as he looked at Elise.
"Don't mind, don't care. You're probably better off facing me then facing them though." Elise warned as she looked at him.
"Well then, that makes it easier." The boss thug said as he started walking over to Sylvie with his group.
"My my, I just realized the moment I got here. You're super short, you must be a dwarf huh?" The boss thug said as he looked at her.
"I am 100 percent human." Sylvie said.
"Then you must be a child!" The boss thug said as his grin grew ever bigger.
"I am an adult." Sylvie said once more as she looked at the boss thug.
"Like way in hell you're an adult!" Everyone said as they looked at her.
"Fine, I am not an adult. I WILL BE THOUGH!" Sylvie cried out.
"Anyway, that makes it even easier. Hand over your money and we'll let you go..." The boss thug said as he looked at Sylvie.
"Can't you tell I'm poor? Don't you see this dirty and tattered cloak that I am wearing right now?" Sylvie said as she pointed at her cloak.
"Then how are you going to pay for the meals here?" The boss thug said with his forehead creasing a ton.
"I know the chefs here. Why would I need to pay for the meals here?" Sylvie said.
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"Because we need money to buy ingredients you... Who said you could eat for free here you little rascal!" Bert and Patricia said as they came out from the kitchen.
"I did." Sylvie said as she pointed at herself.
"What kind of logic is that!" They shouted at her.
"Eheh..." Sylvie said as she scratched her head.
"So thugs, would you kindly go? Or would you gladly serve life imprisonment?" Bert and Patricia said as they looked at the thugs.
"Hmph, merely two chefs. What can you possibly do against us?" The thugs snorted as they looked at Bert and Patricia.
"Hey boss! She's a sexy one! Why don't we take her to have some fun before we sell here? They won't mind if she's used a bit." A thug whispered into his boss's ears.
"Do realize that we can hear that." Patricia said all of a sudden.
"And do realize, that I have already notified the guards. They are already outside our building. The moment you take a step out, you'll be arrested." Patricia said as everyone turned to look outside the building.
What they saw were multiple shadows waiting to ambush the bandits.
'Ah, we're finally saved. Who knew this cafe would be so strange?' The customers thought as they breathed a sigh of relief.
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Author : yawn
*poof*
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