Aiming To Be The Best Magician In The World! Chapter 12
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Shiro Neko is Plutia's alias - or what she is called in the human world.
"nocc nocc" Plutia said in front of a door standing in a hallway which was empty
"Hoos dere!" The Guild Master who owned the adventuring building in the area questioned.
"Awoo" Plutia said with a bit of pun intended.
"Shiro Neko!?" The Guild Master shouted as he ran and opened the door quickly nearly hitting Plutia if she had not dodged it in time - well she would've dodged it due to her stats anyway.
Plutia who wasn't used to being surprised reflexively threw out a punch that landed on the poor old man.
"PFFT" The old man collapsed while holding his stomach after taking a really powerful hit.
"Eh- EHH. Oops, my bad haha... I did it reflexively I swear..." Plutia said as quickly casted healing magic on the poor old man.
"I'm quite surprised how you did not vomit anything out. You've gained a lot of weight I see." Plutia said nonchalantly as she entered the room walking pass the old man on the ground still and sat on a couch.
"Hey, you still look the same. I knew you weren't human damn it. Just what kinda spirit are you to be so strong though. They already can live for so long." The old man said as he held his stomach and limped back towards his desk.
"No comment." Plutia said while casually taking a cup of tea out of her dimensional storage to drink.
"You're not gonna let me have any?" The old man asked her with a frown on his face.
"Nah, you need to lose some weight. Shall I help you?" Plutia said while smiling, sadistically of course.
"No thanks! I'd prefer to starve myself thank you very much!" He rejected her offer quickly as he saw her smile.
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"Boo, you're boring!" Plutia pouted after getting rejected.
"Off with the side talk. Why have you come again, it has been 100 years." The old man said.
"Oh? You're waiting for my oracle again eh? Fine I got it." Plutia said as she pulled out a piece of parchment and a feather pen with ink and began writing.
[In 10 years there shall be person who shall start training.
The Demon King is going to revive in 30 years.
The Hero shall be summoned by one of the kingdoms.
Thus, all a ruse.
(This is not a poem stfu guys)]
Is what she wrote.
"Is this some kinda joke?" The old man's eyebrow started twitching as he read the badly worded summary of the little girl who was in fact older than himself.
"Hmm? What? I don't joke you know. The Demon King will actually revive. You should prepare." Plutia said as she took a sip of her tea gracefully.
"THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN! IM TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WORDED IT!" The old man screamed at her.
"Shh, be quiet Leon. Thou art still too young to understand thee." Plutia said as she tried to do a bit of old english.
"What are you even saying! Please learn the language before you say it!" The old man said as he loved the poems that were written by Shakespeare. (This is not modern fyi. Just putting him in the novel okay?)
"Shut up, let me say what I want." Plutia pouted as the old man pointed out that she used the words incorrectly.
"So, which country will summon the hero?" The old man said as he lit a cigarette and started to smoke.
"How the hell would I know?" Plutia said as the oracle/prophecy was just a system she inputted into the world when she created it a long time ago.
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"Damn, thought you would know." Leon said as he leaned back on his chair and took another puff of smoke.
"You're going to die from a heart attack one day you know." Plutia said as her eyes narrowed at the cigarette he was holding as she hated the smell and how hard it was to breathe when someone smoked in front of her.
"I am already old, yet I am still not dead. If I get a heart attack I'll just find someone to cure me you know?" Leon laughed as if he was not afraid of dying from a heart attack.
"I'll make sure no one heals you when you get a heart attack then." Plutia murmured as she stood up and prepared to leave, stashing away her teacup into her dimensional storage.
"What are you gonna do now then?" Leon said as he saw Plutia about to exit the room.
"Unrust myself by killing monsters again and taking jobs I guess? I doubt anyone remembers me much anymore anyway." Plutia said as she turned back to face him and bowed at him before leaving.
"Alright, there are a lot of new receptionist and members. Don't get bullied just because you're short alright?" Leon laughed once more teasing her before she left.
*growl*
Plutia's face was burning red as she realized that she could no longer grow as she was a goddess. She did not like using anything to change her physical form at all either.
"Better make sure I don't see you again or I will kill you..." Plutia warned as she gave him a fierce look which only looked cute to the old man. Excluding the aura she was emitting which was scaring him to death.
"I'm sorry! Please stop with your aura! Your aura and your cute face don't go well together!" Leon begged for his life as he was sweating non-stop and was in a situation that was like he was going to have a heart attack from her aura instead of the cigarettes.
"Hmph, fine. I'll spare you, this is goodbye!" Plutia said as she slammed the door shut.
"Sheesh... That little girl needs to learn how to control her temper. I'm going to end up dying to her instead of another cause... Trusted people are sure dangerous eh?" Leon muttered to himself as he sat back on his chair and started working on his documents again.
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Sylvie : omagawd a chapter witout me!?
Plutia : You're in it when u said that yekno?
Sylvie : DAMMIT
Author : woohoo
*poof*
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