While Others Cultivate, I Use My Unique RPG Leveling System to Cultivate Smut Romance With Their Girlfriends! Chapter 403
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Looking at how everyone simply stared at me without any form of comprehension, I realised what sort of bullshit did I just say. How else were they supposed to round up the rebels and turn them into slaves if not with the use of military might?
"Eee…"
Only now realising that from how Overlord and both his retainers and his allies were clearly discussing something above a small table with a map on it, they were clearly in the middle of an important meeting of sorts, I couldn't stop this and let them regain momentum. If even a single one of them managed to clear their head enough to question my attack, I would have no idea what to say!
"What the hell are you standing like that for? Didn't I make myself clear enough the last time? How the heck does your people expect to bring those slaves to m.. to you if they burn the fucking forest down?"
Considering how ridiculous my first excuse to barge in was, I had to make up some believable shit for them to understand at least a tiny bit where did my fake rage come from. I was already set on killing them all, but just for the sake of future generations learning about my exploits from the history books, I prefer to have a proper casus beli first.
"I didn't…"
Seeing how Overlord was clearly swept in my pace, I smiled internally before going onto offensive once again.
"I don't fucking care what you did or you didn't. The fact is that the forest is burning, wasting away tons of precious, exotic wood with every second! Wait, what? You still believed this ruse about being a traveller? Then since my people already arrived on the other island, let me knock it into your stupid brain - we are fucking colonisers!"
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The further I went into the pits of lies that I was feeding not only the poor lord of this place but all his allies and subordinates just in case any of them somehow managed to escape from the later fight, the more complete history became in my own head. By flaunting my unexisting background, I could rationalise my extensive knowledge and amount of skills, not to speak about fighting prowess far greater than any of them could ever expect!
"What can I do then?!"
With the window for the Overlord to finally speak his mind open, the burly man made sure to use it to his own… disadvantage. Instead of trying to denounce my claims, bash at me and try to use it as an excuse to send every single one of his men after me or actually any aggressive action that could still give him just enough time to at least attempt an escape, he decided it would be more fun to dig his own grave!
"I don't fucking know!"
After everything I just said, washing off the responsibility was the most sensible path to follow. If I was just a scout for colonisation force, I shouldn't actually care all that much for the results of scouting, unless…
"But you better think off something that will please his fucking highness general!"
Just like I washed the responsibility for the events that took part closer to the shore, I just pushed all the worries of the Overlord from my person to the fictional general, who would be - considering my reaction to everything that happened - clearly displeased with the outcome of the events!
"For now, I need to relieve myself. Where is your fucking wife? I took quite a liking to her."
As if all my previous outbursts managed to somehow soothe my rage, my sudden calmness in how I asked this question had a peculiar, terrifying feeling to it, while my only objective with it, aside for getting in touch with Katia, was to actually publicly shame this guy, telling everyone how I could do with his wife whatever I wanted and whenever I wanted, with his damned approval at that!
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"Katia… She is in my chambers."
While when hearing my question, Overlord's face clearly turned ashen as his colleagues around the now messy table looked at his with various kinds of expressions, he still obediently told me what I wanted, giving me all the reasons I needed to march right there.
"Also, notify your daughter. Considering how this punny alliance will now face the cold wrath of his benevolent highness… I would have as much fun as I could before his anger would fall on my damned head!"
Everything I said from a certain point, served the purpose I pictured in my head even before I left his place the last time I was here. In fact, I wasn't really going to make use of Katia's charms! I had something way more interesting and quirky to do after notifying her!
After throwing the bait, I simply jumped up to the second floor, grabbed the railing, and after flipping my legs over to the side, I stepped on the balcony and approached the corridor leading to the master's chamber of the mansion.
"Welcome again!"
Putting on a brand new barrier just in case the overlord turned out to be an insanely crafty and intelligent boy, I pushed the massive doors open, only to see Katia and Elea, sitting together on the bench beside one of the tables and slowly picking the dried fruits from the platter.
The moment they heard my greeting, both of their heads turned to the doors with hints of disbelief, before it turned into overwhelming happiness. In a flash, both of them jumped down the bed and approached me, only to stop right away when I gestured them to do so.
"Katia, we need to give them a small show. Elea, you will also play an important part."
With how I claimed to be horny, I had no other way than to prove it with my actions. After whispering a few short sentences to Elea's ear, I turned my attention back to Katia, tearing her skimpy clothes away and pushing her on all fours.
Despite how forced and rushed everything was, the moment I kneeled behind her while undoing my own pants, I could already see a glistering light reflected from her pussy, proving that just this situation was enough for her to get wet.
With no time to wait, I moved my hand on the shaft of my penis in order to start the proper blood flow, since I couldn't count on Bonger to help me out with it. As soon as I got hard enough to at least pretend to fuck her, I pushed my hips forward while grabbing Katia's hair and pulling her head towards me.
Shaking my hips just a few times was enough to get my lower body properly going, just in time for the Overlord and his guests to arrive.
*Bonger, now it's your time to shine. Please, tell me you have some kind of spell to make me invisible. I promise, as soon as I will get over with it, I will kill as many fuckers as you need for the upgrade!*
"Blop!"
"Detected wish for a stealth skill."
"Host can obtain it for a premium price of only one thousand, five hundred points!"
Fuck! What the hell happened to my talkative Bongy?
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