When I regained my consciousness, the first thing I felt was a heavenly sensation under my head. Despite another dense wall of messages in front of my closed eyes, I couldn't get bothered as I stabilised my breath and pretended that I never woke up.

After twisting my head a bit, I think I can imagine what serves as my pillow. I would state it outright, but I don't want to curse my ill fate later. Since everyone in the busy surroundings thinks that I'm asleep, I can make use of this time to go through all the messages that the system is dumping on me!

But how do I know that the environment is busy? Well, my eyes are closed, but I can't close my ears! Even if the voices are muffled, I can still hear a lot of them!

Since the popups are covering all my sight, I have to establish order in reading them. Starting with the ones that I'm able to read and comprehend, when they disappear, I will turn my attention towards those who will get uncovered.

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"Blop!"

"You killed Fury of the forbidden forest. Awarding XP"

"Blop!"

"You killed Abyssal Rat. Awarding XP"

"Blop!"

"Turning accumulated XP into new level"

"Level up!"

"Awarding 10 attribute points"

"Blop!"

"You killed Abyssal Rat. Awarding XP"

"Blop!"

"You killed Mystic Hawk. Awarding XP"

"Blop!"

"You unlocked a mystic arts path"

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All in all, my Kamehumeha killed over thirty different creatures! With the exp flooding down my status, I even managed to reach fourteen levels! That means I still have over seventy attribute points to spend!

To hell with that! It's nice knowing that I can get stronger anytime I want, but the heat coming from my 'pillow' is far more interesting to me at this point! Slowly opening my eyes, the first thing that I can see is a beautiful pair of mountains hanging over my face. I'm not gonna lie, this caught me off guard!

"Master, are you okay?"

Probably noticing my opened eyes, the girl that I saved with so much trouble asks me with a worried look on her face. Seeing her face peeking out behind her boobs, I can only marvel at the ending outcome of this strange adventure. If the god proposed for me to live the rest of my days in this position with this sight, I wouldn't hesitate for a second to agree!

"Resting on your lap, how could I be not okay? I think I'm the happiest man in the world right now!"

"Blop!"

"Charm level added!"

Wow! Just by spewing some compliments, I can improve the level of my charm! Does that mean…

"status open"

While I wait for the girl to overcome her blush and actually respond, I take a look at my status window. Compared to the first time, it is a lot longer now!

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HP: 413/413

Mana: 200/200

Level: 14

Experience: 112/1400

Free stat points: 70

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Strenght: 23

Agility: 18

Inteligence: 9

Wisdom: 20

Constitution: 19

Resistance: 83

Charisma: 14

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Energetical Affinity: 3

Maritial affinity: 4

Mana affinity: 2

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ABILITES

Charm - 4 level

Heal - 1 level

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PATHS

Warrior monk (Low class)

Dragon Warrior (middle class)

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Tittles:

Conqueror of the Forbiden Forrest

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WHAT?!

This system seems to have a life on its own! With all the messages that still lingered in the corner of my eye, I thought that it won't change at all or expand a few times! What a disappointment!

"Stop with that! You are making me blush over and over again!"

Responding to my charmfull attack actually took the girl a while. When she pulled my attention back to her, I actually notice what bugged me out before. Her boobs were actually bigger than what I recalled from our previous interactions! Swaying with her every breath, they were like a fish bait, forcing my eyes to follow their subtle movements.

"Oh, I would forget! Our master wishes to see you as soon as possible! Do you think you can move?"

Those words are like an arrow into my heart. How could I move, when my head is on her lap! How could I move when I'm experiencing the bliss of my life?!

But work is work and joy is a joy. The only hope I have right now is that I won't be killed on sight!

"Eva, where are you?!"

Ugh… I know the term of bitting one's tongue, but I should learn how I could bite my own thoughts!

As cliche as it gets, as soon as I tried to figure out how I could prolong current situation, an angry voice resounded nearby. Just a moment later, the curtain blocking us from the outside world was moved, and an angry young man took a peek inside.

Shifting my sight from this elegant pair of boobs to the newcomers face, I can see as his worried expression turns into one of surprise, then anger and finally wrath.

"What the hell is the meaning of this! I was so worried about you and here you are, all comfortable with some mortal trash! I will kill him right here and now!"

No good! Even if I was somehow able to use the power of my system to survive in the forest, there was no way that I could ascend to this peak of 'chunni' acting right now! Not in front of my newly found goddess!

"How dare you spout such nonsense! Get lost or I will cut your head off!"

My caring companion instantly turns furious! Gently moving my head from her lap to one of the normal pillows stacked around, she straightens up in one, swift move and pulls her sword out of nowhere!

"You dare to defy me?! Did a demonic beast exchange its inteligence with you? Have you forgotten that I'm a Soul Hazard real expert?! Do you think a mere Surfacing realm cultivator like you stands a chance against me?!"

Laughing out loud, the man didn't even bother to reach for a spear hanging on his back. As if the girl - apparently named Eva - wasn't worthy of facing his weapon, he just pushes his palm out at her!

Feeling the ripples in the air as the punch closes on the abdomen of my goddess, I try to force myself to stand, only to find everyone frozen! Looking at the trembling of their lips, only the eyes and mouths of both the girl and the arrogant young boy can move!

"Spirit attainment technique? Does that mean…"

Before Eva manages to finish her sentence, another powerful voice resounds in the area.

"How dare you create troubles in the sacred ground of my sect!"

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