How To Raise Your Regressor Chapter 157
Advertisement
"Ah, is it that?" Neia suddenly exited her 'to be or not to be' state and looked up at me.
I can only wonder what weird conclusion this dumbass has arrived at now.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it couldn't be far from the truth.
She must have looked too deeply into my words and actions and arrived at an answer that's literally on the opposite end of the spectrum. Classic Neia.
You know what? Let's hear it.
I want to know just how wrong she is.
"Is that what?"
"Are you perhaps annoyed at Clementine because she tried to deliberately put her life in danger?"
"…"
That's… within my expectations, actually.
This just confirms my suspicions about how this Dragon sees me.
Neia seems to think that I believe my own life has no worth but the lives of others have.
And I do believe that, but in a way different than what she imagines it to be.
She seems to be under the impression that I CARE for their lives but don't care for my own. She's wrong.
Objectively speaking, the life of someone else is worth more than mine because even if I die, I'll just move onto my next life with all my memories but they won't.
However, that's objectively speaking. My own subjective opinion might vary.
For example, before today, I might have sacrificed my life for Clementine's because I would have looked at such a situation objectively. But now? I'll push her into a bottomless pit if that's what it takes to prank her.
In other words, all life is worthless to me; I just by default deem the lives of others to be slightly less worthless than mine.
"Is… is that true?" Clementine looked at me with trembling eyes.
Why is she acting like this? She should know that it couldn't be far from the truth.
Advertisement
"…It sure does not seem like it," Lecia commented as she stared at my face.
Ah, looks like I was so disgusted by Neia's answer that I couldn't control my facial expression in time.
Sed.
"Look, Ms. Neia."
"Yeah?"
"I'm not saying you are the dumbest person on this planet, but please hope they don't die."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Now," I turned to Clementine. "You are interfering in Ms. Neia's training. Please leave."
"Not until you tell me why you're angry."
Bruh, just why is she hung up on that?
Even if I assume that by some divine miracle, she really has no idea why I'm seething with wrath, what does she hope to achieve by repeatedly asking me about it other than angering me even further?
I swear to god her incessant nagging is becoming more annoying than her prank itself.
Or maybe that's her strategy?
Hmmm.
Damn, she's good.
"I see," I nodded. "Well, Ms. Neia, looks like we'll have to postpone our training for today. We'll continue this tomorrow."
"Wha!?" Clementine exclaimed. "I'm not letting you leave!"
"Conflict resolution in a relationship is not one of your strong suits, is it?"
"…" She bit her lips, then spoke in a low voice. "I've never been in any kind of relationship before this, so I don't know what I should do…"
"Oof. Well, I don't know what you should do either, but I'm pretty sure that what you're currently doing is not it."
"Then what should I do? Please, tell me."
"Ask Neia. I have something to do."
"Oh, come on!"
"No, seriously. My plan was to quickly teach the basics to Neia then leave her to train by herself. I have to meet some people, after all. But that plan went down the drain due to some… unforeseen circumstances."
Advertisement
Hmmm, now that I think about it, how late is too late for an abortion? Clementine is a few weeks old while Lecia is 13 years old.
Shouldn't be that late, in my opinion. I'll be just doing what their birth mothers might have regretted not doing.
I'm supposed to be their mother figure, anyway.
"…" Clementine averted her gaze.
"Ms. Neia, please teach them the basics of forming meaningful relationships. They are in dire need of it."
"Wait, why me?" Lecia retorted.
Why her? Hmmmm….
Ah right, this dumb bitch choked me to death. I almost forgot about it.
…I really might be suffering from short term memory loss, though in my defence, it wasn't important enough to remember.
"Well, after what you did last time, I'd say that you need this lesson more than Clementine does."
"…" Lecia pursed her lips as she averted her gaze as well.
That's a lot of averted gazes. Wow.
"I'll be leaving them in your care," I nodded to Neia.
"No, wait!"
Before the dumb Dragon could protest in any way, I swiftly activated flight magic using my DVH heart and beelined straight for the door.
I pushed that door open (after slowing myself down a bit) and went up the flight of stairs.
Because this Guild was apparently too stingy to install a fucking lift, I was left with no choice but to fly.
No way in hell am I walking up these stairs.
I mean, my body is just so shit that it can hardly handle climbing the stairs to reach my room on the 2nd floor. Climbing up 40 floors is more impossible than having Hitler love Jews.
Of course, some might say that I should stop relying so heavily on magic and start training my body, and to them I say, 'Fuck off'.
Making my Shit Body into non-shit is too tedious of a task. Why should I work so hard when I can literally solve all my problems using magic?
Can't climb stairs? Just fly.
Can't attack with swords? Just use floating ice swords.
Can't win an argument with a child? Just trap them in a time prison.
Can't jump out of a window? Just use magic to stop your heart.
It's all ez.
Anyway, while I was affirming my life choices, I had reached the 40th floor aka the ground floor of this Guild.
I cancelled my magic spell, opened the door and went to my room (without flying; sed).
It's 6:20, huh? Damn, I'm going to be late, and it's all because of Clementine. She really had to go and pull that stupid prank on me and waste my time.
Well, I mean the meeting is at 6:30 so I still have some time, but it's time for my evening coffee.
And I'm not going anywhere without my coffee. It's important to maintain a work life balance.
If not for Clementine, I could have had my coffee and still attend the meeting on time, but that's no longer possible.
Fuck you, Clementine.
I didn't get to teach Neia anything either. Well, anything other than the philosophical lesson on the meaning of holding a gun.
Anyway, after having my coffee and a nice, relaxing shower, I finally made my way towards Azell's office. Upon reaching, I knocked and entered.
"You're late," came an impatient voice from the sofa placed in the room for entertaining guests.
Wait, that makes it sound like it was the sofa who rebuked me.
"Good evening to you too, Princess."
Advertisement
- In Serial56 Chapters
Desolada
For millennia the demon lords known as the Goetia enslaved the human race, until a group of mortals known as the Archons received divine blessings of power and overthrew them. Under their dominion mankind flourished, though the war in the shadows never ended. A thousand years later, sixteen-year-old Leones' family is executed for the crime of heresy. Burned to death for questioning whether the Archon of Flames is a divine being, and whether any of the Archons truly are. After manifesting the power to control time, Leones survives and embarks on an uncertain journey for power and revenge. But if he is to overcome a god, he may need some help. Along the way he will discover the truth behind the demon lords, time, and reality itself, as he walks along the razor path. Artwork is used with permission from the creator, @chinfongart. Updated on Tuesdays and Saturdays
8 246 - In Serial6 Chapters
The Dungeon Traveler
I spent most of my life trying to get by with whatever happiness I could, that included alcohol, food, and porn.My death was unpleasant and humiliating. However, death is something we all need to go through. A bit like a proctology exam; necessary but never anything one wants to go through while it's happening.However, death was supposed to be the end of it. Either way, the pain, suffering, and failures were supposed to be over. I was supposed to wink out, or perhaps take a trip to a lovely afterlife!No, I ended up as a small stone, strapped to a table, while a pimple-faced teenager rubbed my facets and told me how 'lovely' I was. Last time I checked, birth wasn't supposed to be as embarrassing as death!Life as a dungeon core isn't all bad. I like watching lizard love triangles and snooping on militaristic dwarves; though there is that issue where I'm trying to free myself from the entanglements of the Gods....ok, yeah that last one is a bit of a problem. Completed and available on Amazon
8 89 - In Serial399 Chapters
The Rise of the Winter Wolf
What would you do if your entire life was suddenly changed at the drop of a hat? The entire population of the world that you were born into suddenly transported to another planet along with the rest of the intelligent inhabitants of the Milky Way Galaxy. A strange System talking to you about abilities and levels without a care for your opinions. Thousands of monster spawning dungeons placed around the new world without a care for the new inhabitants. And if those weren't bad enough, a forced invitation for one thousand random individuals to compete in a livestreamed competition within a dungeon with the rank of Administrator as the prize. You don’t know? Well, it’s actually pretty simple. You survive. Our story follows Wolf Adler as he, along with every other human on Earth, are faced with a strange blue box filling up their vision, warning them about an upcoming reappropriation of every being of sufficient intelligence to a new planet for the initialization of some sort of System. Will he perish in this new world? Or will he thrive? Except for the first 4 chapters, Book 1 has been moved to Amazon Kindle Unlimited. Except for the first 4 chapters, Book 2 has been moved to Amazon Kindle Unlimited. If you do not have the financial means to purchase the books, then you may DM me on discord through my discord channel for a pdf version of the book. There is only one main protagonist, but the story does have more than one perspective that it is told from. It's mostly first person from the main protagonist and third person perspective for the livestreams. The beginning of the story has also been massively rewritten since most of the reviews as of 1/23/2022. The release schedule right now is dependent on my college classes and coursework, but I always try to keep it to at least one chapter every other day, if not one chapter every day. I do not write sexual content or harem stuff. I am also not very interested in writing romance, so if you think you might see some romance, then you are probably wrong unless it's only a slight hint at romance or a slow romance very far into the story. Lastly, know that I don't like long-winding antagonists that get on everyone's nerves and last throughout the entire story. And I do like plot twists, so if you are predicting something that you think is going to happen later on that you dislike, (particularly around the middle to end of book two) then it likely won't happen.
8 408 - In Serial38 Chapters
Shattered Soul
Scorned by the humans of earth, the Shadow Walker and telekinetic Sarah Marie Johnson was executed as a traitor to the human race. After her death she meets the seraph Tavariel, who explains to her that since her birth her soul had been shattered. The young Moon Elf princess Linea has always been different. Never as strong as her siblings, but magically gifted, she soon had to bury her hopes to become a Void Hunter. Instead focusing on a path to become a healer, she performs a ritual to strengthen the bond to her goddess. Unexpectedly her ritual is hijacked by Tavariel, who guides her to the place, where someone awaits her. This is the story of two parts of a soul, which were never meant to be divided. This is their journey. Hello everyone, this is my first attempt for a story on my own, so if you find any mistakes feel free to point them out. I have a rough outline were my story will lead, but ultimately I have not fleshed out the whole story yet. The current release schedule is one chapter every sunday. This can subject to change and occasionally chapters can be delayed. If you got any questions regarding my story, feel free to contact me via comments or messages. WARNING: This story is mature and is only recommended to an audience older than 18. There is tragedy involved and if you can not handle certain topics like character death, suicide, rape (or any consent-based sexual activity), racism or violence, you are advised to skip this story. There will be, however, no depictions of rape . If it should happen, it will be "off-screen".
8 178 - In Serial13 Chapters
HARU
Dark forces rule Japan in 1867. Things that should never have happened, changed history forever. Follow Arata Haru on his quest for revenge against the Daimyo who decimated his clan after their bones. Travel through a dangerous land where thieves plunder the mountains, soldiers become corrupt, monks pray to ancient gods, sorcerers create potions with cruel effects, legendary samurai resurface, and the dead dance again to the drums of war.
8 128 - In Serial36 Chapters
From Ninja to Pirate
Life can be difficult, hard and painful. Who am I kidding? Most of you probably have already experienced first-hand, all the difficulties, hardships and pains in life that I talk of, so rather than listen to me teach the lessons on how you should stay strong and look forward to the good things, I think you'd much rather prefer me to just get on with my story, and that's exactly what I'll do.My name was Uzumaki Naruto. I was a genin of the hidden village of the leaves, and the team-mate of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. My parents were the Fourth Hokage and the Jinchuuriki of the nine-tailed fox before me, and I was what people called, a failure.But now, the story has reversed. No more failure. No more Naruto. No more ninja.I am Akagami D. Natsuki, a girl who challenges the world, in the era of pirates!All credits go to Oda Eiichiro and Kishimoto Masashi for writing One Piece and Naruto. This is a fanfiction I wrote for my own pleasure. Please don't judge it too harshly... I have checked for spelling and grammar mistakes, but just in case there is the occasional mistake, please comment on it, rather than insult me. From personal experience, I have seen people insulting my grammar, with a comment akin to:"Cant u even spell 'mom' correctly? It's 'mom' not 'mum' you idiot!!!" So, please, don't insult me like that... It really ruins my day, which might have already been awful... Also, I apologise if they get really overpowered, or sound really arrogant... I don't mean it that way, but that's how it is read, so I'm sorry before hand. Well done for making it this far, and thank you for reading. noelicoan.
8 95