My Body Could Turn Into Data! Chapter 4
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Chapter 4: Plan to Make Money by Selling Vegetables!!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Suddenly, the title of a small video caught his attention.
“Dust God was hacked to death by a cheating player with a throwing knife, but the official said that there was no such person!”
Dust God?
Ralph knew that this was a relatively famous live streamer, and his survival techniques were quite good.
But the reason he noticed this small video was not because of Dust God, but because of the throwing knife.
When he clicked on it, Ralph was stunned.
Was this not his video?
“F*ck, I went to the Jedi game to look for a drink, and a player came to kill me. I casually threw the machete in my hand and instantly killed the opponent. I didn’t expect to kill the big streamer, the Dust God!”
Ralph was a little surprised. At that time, he had just run to the Jedi to look for a drink. He found a few houses but could not find a drink. Naturally, he did not see a gun. He picked up a machete when he saw one and used it for self-defense.
The Dust God’s shuttle hit him. Because it was digitized, he would not die. However, some of the data was scattered, and he felt pain.
He did not want to be hit, so he threw the machete in his hand fiercely.
Other players had mobile phones to control their characters. Without the function, they could not use it. However, he was different. He used whatever action he wanted to use in Jedi survival. Naturally, it was easy for him to throw the machete.
As for why the Jedi could not find his account?
He did not use his account to log into the Jedi. Instead, he entered through a loophole in the data drill. It would be strange if the Jedi survival authorities could find him! As Ralph thought about it, he began to snore.
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The next day.
Ralph went to the largest vegetable market in Washington, the Lucky Vegetable Market.
He was not here to sell vegetables. There were so many vegetables in Happy Farm. How long would it take for one person to sell all of them?
Moreover, a person could not earn much money by slowly selling them. It was better to find a partner and sell his vegetables to him at a low price. As for how the other party would sell them, that was up to him.
The Lucky Market was made up of five large warehouses. There were many people in the surrounding shops.
Ralph’s target was not the small vendors, but the big shops, such as the wholesalers.
After searching around, Ralph’s target was a big shop.
This shop was a wholesaler, selling all kinds of vegetables, fruits, and so on. It was not for personal sale. It was probably just a shop in the market, mainly for sale.
Ralph saw with his own eyes that they were transporting a lot of goods to a supermarket truck. It was obvious that he was working with the supermarket.
After the goods were loaded, Ralph walked over.
“Hello, boss!”
Ralph greeted politely.
“Young man, do you want to buy vegetables? But I want to buy a lot of vegetables at one time. If it’s too little, I won’t sell it here!”
The boss looked like a middle-aged man with a short beard. As it was summer, he looked more energetic in a short-sleeved t-shirt.
“Boss, I don’t buy vegetables, I sell vegetables!” Ralph said seriously, “I have a lot of various vegetables and fruits in my hands. Do you accept them?”
“No!” The boss shook his head.
He had a channel to buy goods, and they were all bought directly from farmers in the countryside, and they were all very familiar customers. Ralph, a stranger, suddenly said that he wanted to provide a channel to buy goods.
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How could he agree without knowing the situation!
“Boss, I know you are worried about trading with a stranger, but why don’t you wait until you have a look at my dishes before you decide? I guarantee that you will be full of praise after you have seen my dishes!” Ralph’s face was full of confidence.
“Oh, then I would like to have a look!”
The boss showed a hint of interest.
“Boss, wait a moment, I’ll go and bring some samples of my vegetables over!”
Ralph went to a deserted place and entered the happy farm through digitization. He took cabbages, potatoes, celery, tomatoes, cucumbers, and other vegetables one by one and put them in a large plastic bag that he carried with him, he brought them in front of the boss.
“Boss, look carefully, you can have a taste!”
Ralph pointed at his own vegetables and said.
The boss often dealt with vegetables and fruits, so he was very familiar with vegetables. He could tell the quality of the vegetables at a glance.
“It’s so big!”
This was the boss’s first impression of these vegetables and fruits.
After a closer look, he found that the appearance of these vegetables was indeed good. The vegetables in the market here definitely did not have this kind of vegetables.
“Let me have a taste!”
The boss ate a piece of cabbage raw. The fragrance entered his mouth, as if he had entered a simple village and enjoyed the fragrance of the air.
“It’s definitely a pure natural cabbage that didn’t use pesticides like it was decades ago!”
The boss was surprised.
Even the current vegetable farmers could not grow this kind of cabbage because they also used pesticides to ensure that the vegetables wouldn’t die and kill the vegetable worms.
He had never seen vegetables that did not contain pesticides at all.
“Young man, leave a phone number. I want to take these vegetables to test them. After all, this is not a small shop. I transport vegetables and fruits to various supermarkets and hotels. It is impossible to rashly accept vegetables and fruits that do not have quality testing. If the testing standards are up to standard, I am willing to cooperate with you!”
The boss took out another business card. “My name is Thomson. This is my business card!”
As Ralph took the business card, he also gave his phone number. “My name is Ralph. XXXXXXXX, this is my phone number!”
Then, Ralph left the samples behind and left alone.
He believed that boss Thomson would definitely call him soon.
The inspection quality is definitely the best quality fruit and vegetables. After all, this is pure natural fruit and vegetables produced by Happy Farm.
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