The 99th Divorce Chapter 1461
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Chapter 1461: 1461
Chapter 1461: You’re Going To Drive Me Crazy
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
“Silly child,” Jiao Ziqing’s tone carried a hint of a smile . “Would it be of any use to hold it against you? In any case, you’re my only daughter-in-law . ”
Hearing Jiao Ziqing say that made Yu Lili cry even more . She was now wailing like a baby .
Ou Ming was at a loss of what to do . In that moment, he could neither hug her nor embrace her . He desperately helped her to wipe the tears of her face as he said, “Don’t cry . Don’t cry . ”
On the other side of the line, Jiao Ziqing burst out laughing and remarked, “My dear silly son . Pregnancy causes a woman’s emotions to be unstable . Crying one moment and laughing the next is a very common thing . Why are behaving like the mentally challenged kid next door?”
When she heard Jiao Ziqing’s words of teasing, Yu Lili suddenly stopped wailing and laughed .
The comment made Ou Ming blush . “Mom, my wife is here . How can you say that?”
Jiao Ziqing laughed even harder on the phone as she replied, “There are times that even you get embarrassed?”
“Fine . I’m hanging up . I’m off to cajole my wife . ” Ou Ming immediately hung up the phone and pulled out a piece of tissue to wipe Yu Lili’s tears .
When he found Yu Lili’s body trembling, he quickly lifted her face to his, only to find a huge grin on her tearstained face . He had nothing to say . Indeed, a pregnant woman’s emotions were volatile . One moment she was crying . In the next moment, she was laughing .
Seeing her finally laugh put Ou Ming’s heart at ease . With an exasperated chuckle, he said, “You’re going to drive me crazy . ”
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In reply, Yu Lili guffawed irreverently and repeated, “Mentally challenged kid next door… Ha ha ha ha…”
Ou Ming was speechless . He drove off in resignation . They soon reached the villa .
While he was driving, he made many phone calls along the way to all his good friends to share the happy news .
The first one he called was Li Sicheng . The first words he said were, “Second Brother, I’m about to be a father!”
Li Sicheng replied, “Well, I’ve been a father for a long time already . ”
“No, I’m different from you,” Ou Ming said .
“How are we different?” Li Sicheng asked . “Oh, well… I’m the father of twins . You’re only expecting one kid, right?”
“No,” Ou Ming replied . “This is my first time being a father! We just found out today! Shouldn’t you be congratulating me?”
At the moment, Li Sicheng was at a gynecological checkup with his wife . He looked at Su Qianci in the ultrasound room . With a smile, he said, “Congratulations! But, I’m going to be a father for a second time . You should congratulate me too!”
Ou Ming was at a loss for words . This conversation couldn’t continue . He hung up the phone and made his next call .
Luo Zhan was in the office banging away at this keyboard as line after line of code appeared on the computer screen . Naturally, he was feeling very satisfied with his work .
His phone rang . It was Ou Ming .
Before Luo Zhan could even say anything, Ou Ming yelled over the phone, “Luo Zhan, I’m going to be a father!”
Luo Zhan’s hand jerked back from the keyboard . The lines of code he had painstakingly entered were suddenly wiped out . His first reaction was to yell, “Oh f*ck!”
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Hearing that made Ou Ming very satisfied with himself . He laughed out loud and continued, “My wife is pregnant . I’m finally going to be a father! You’re already 32, so it’s about time you found someone to settle down with!”
Luo Zhan was silently trying to retrieve his lost work . He replied, “Didn’t you just get married yesterday? Don’t you usually have to wait for about half a year before conceiving? Why aren’t you following the proper procedure? You’re seriously overboard!”
“You’re saying that only because you’re single . ” Ou Ming was finally able to find Luo Zhan’s soft spot and get some satisfaction from it . He rejoiced inwardly .
Indeed, Luo Zhan was really fun to tease .
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