《My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms》My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms - Chapter 68,
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Chapter 68,
“Mad, kill this dog for me!” As soon as Lin Hai left, Zhao Kun roared .
“Don’t, Kun, people like this teddy . ” Ah Mei said quickly .
“Like your sister, do not kill it, Lao Tzu can not get out of this tone, give me a fight!”
The tiger rushed over with a few people .
“Wang Wang Wang!” Ah Hua spreads his legs and runs .
Running back, the goods ran to the stalls of the street vendors .
“Crack!”
What fruits, pears, peaches, vegetables, fruits and eggs rolled everywhere, and there was a lot of confusion and confusion everywhere .
“Bed in the trough, who’s the dog, compensate me!”
“That man is the owner of the dog . Don’t let him run away . ”
The hawkers gathered and surrounded Zhao Kun .
“Give me my fruit!”
“Vegetables with me!”
“Pay for my seafood!”
“Pay my girl’s heart!”
“Give me my eggs, they’re all broken!”
Your sister’s, how can you let the girl’s heart be compensated?
And you, and what about you, Aunt in her fifties, what do you say about your broken eggs?
There is no such blasphemy in blasphemy .
Zhao Kun was so mad that he wore a Chinese cabbage band on his head that he didn’t know where it was coming from . His neck was choked by a fat girl who weighed 200 kg .
“I have kept my pure body for more than twenty years, and have been molested by your dog . It has deeply hurt my girl’s heart . You are responsible for me . I want to marry you . ” The fat girl pointed at the dog’s paw print on her chest and said with a grin .
“Take charge of your sister and marry the dog . ” Zhao Kun pushed the fat girl aside and then took out a handful of money from her bag .
“Ma De, Lao Tzu has money, I will pay you . Get out of my way!”
Zhao Kun raised money in the air .
“Hurry up!” The hawkers rushed over at once .
“Madde, this dead dog, Lao Tzu didn’t pick your skin and roast it!”
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“Huh? In what case, where do we get so many beggars?
Zhao Kun rubbed his eyes, a group of faces, and all the clothes were broken up . He was running towards himself .
“Zhao Shao, run fast, that dog is so fierce!”
For the first man with one trouser leg left, he shouted at Zhao Kun .
“You’re a tiger in the trough?” Zhao Kun recognized it .
“Roar!” A roar came like a wild animal .
Nima, what happened to the animals in the zoo?
Zhao Kun took a close look .
“Mother!” A fierce beast, clawing its teeth, rushed towards itself, too fast to respond .
Bared!
Ah Hua ripped Zhao Kun’s coat in one mouthful, revealing the tender skin of a woman .
“Ah, go away!” Looking at the big blood in front of him, Zhao Kun turned around and scared .
“Roar!”
Ah Hua roared again .
He jumped on it and sneered, tearing off one of Zhao Kun’s trouser legs .
“Ouch, my grass!” Zhao Kun staggered two steps and immediately fell over the dog and gnawed at the mud .
“Coax!” The crowd around him burst into laughter .
Ah Hua sticks out her wet tongue and licks Zhao Kun’s bare leaky white leg .
Now, Zhao Kun was frightened .
“Made, don’t bite me!” Zhao Kun jumped up and ran, breaking his 100-meter record absolutely .
“Roar!” Ah Hua took another bite, and another trouser leg was torn off .
Zhao Kun’s pants immediately turned into shorts .
“Don’t chase me . ” Zhao Kun is about to cry .
Nima, is this really Teddy?
“Roar!” Ah Hua ignored him and went up for another mouthful .
Now, the pants are ripped off .
“Lying trough, this elder brother wears a woman inside . ”
“It’s so perverted . ”
Ah Mei looked at the familiar black Lesney and suddenly turned red .
Zhao Kun’s face was worse than crying . His dead dog gave up Lao Tzu’s shame .
Unfortunately, Ah Hua has not let go of his intention .
He pounced on it again .
Sneer!
The black interior was torn off, revealing the snow-white buttocks .
“Fuck your sister! Laozi is dead!!! “
Zhao Kun raised his head to heaven with a cry of sorrow, incomparable sadness!
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A Hua’s face showed a very humane bad laugh, wagging his tail and ran away .
Zhao Kun did not know where to find a rag, blocking the key position, watching Ahua leave the figure, teeth are almost broken .
“Ma De, all blame that damn Lin Hai, this son can not forgive you!”
Lin Hai drove the car very slowly . Soon Ahua caught up .
“Ah Hua, you’re all right . ” Liu Xinqing was worried about checking on Ahua .
Ahua lay down on Liu Xinqing’s chest and touched her intimately .
“Your sister, he is really a hooligan dog, and he is at any time and anywhere . ”
“Don’t worry, it’s strange that something happened . ” Lin Hai slapped Ahua’s dog head from Liu Xinqing’s chest .
“Dad, let me tell you…” Ahua told Lin Hai what happened after he left .
Puff!
Lin Hai laughed directly .
Your sister’s, really he is a damaged dog, which makes Zhao Kun how to come out to meet people in the future?
“Dad, that Zhao Kun finally said, absolutely can’t spare you . ”
Ah Hua said happily .
“Grass, afraid of a ghost!” Lin Hai pouted his lips .
Mad, this so-called four sons of Jiangnan University, let the elder brother offend three, the only Ye Ziming who did not offend, estimated that because Xinyue participated in the green song competition, did not finish well finally must also be right .
Lin Hai is also drunk when he thinks about it . He is really a good hater puller .
Liu Xinqing was sent home and Lin Hai drove back to the villa .
“Dad, Dad, there’s a real ghost next door to you . You believe me . ” As soon as he entered the villa area, Ah Hua said next to Lin Haier .
“The ghost is your sister!” Lin Hai slapped him . “There used to be a woman, but she’s not there anymore . ”
Lin Hai remembered Han Xiu-er .
“Stay away from death . ” Ah Hua just wanted to follow Lin Hai into the house and was kicked out by Lin Hai .
“Hum, annoying daddy, it’s a pet dog . It’s a privilege to sleep in the house . ”
Ah Hua complained and headed down to the dog kennel of the next villa .
“Mother!” Chu liner appeared silently in front of the flower, and almost scared the careful liver of Ai Hua .
“You were talking just now?” Chu Liner asked, staring at Ah Hua strangely .
As if nothing had been seen, Ah Hua continued to walk towards the kennel, got into the kennel and closed his eyes .
“It’s strange to hear someone using consciousness to communicate . ” After another look, Chu Liner drifted back with a look of doubt .
“Oh, dear, scared the baby to death . ” As soon as Chu Liner left, Ah Hua patted his chest in a very human way .
“No, if you see Dad again, you must make it clear to him that there is really a ghost next to him . ”
Lin Hai took two Chinese cigarettes from the car and went back to the house .
Take out your cell phone, open it up, and find Sun Wukong .
Little silly fairy: is the great saint in?
Sun Wukong: Yes, yes .
Little silly fairy: how does the grand master go to Lao Jun? (an expression of drooling)
Made, with his own understanding of Sun Wukong, if he stole Xiandan, the monkey would never be stingy, he would surely give himself some .
Lin Hai was looking forward to it .
Sun Wukong: Hey, don’t mention it . The old waiter didn’t know what kind of magic weapon he used . He covered the whole pocket rate palace . My grandson couldn’t get in at all .
Forehead… OK
Little silly fairy: Yes, Dasheng, Xiao Xian has made some cigarettes, which is to the great saint .
You sent two Chinese brand cigarettes to Sun Wukong .
Sun Wukong: Ah, thanks, thanks!
Sun Wukong repeatedly thanked him .
Sun Wukong: my old sun can’t treat you wrongfully . Let me see what kind of treasure I send you .
Little silly fairy: Thank you, Mahatma!
Ha-ha, Sun Wukong wants to give his own treasures . That’s worse .
After a while .
Sun Wukong: Hey hey, what did my grandson want to give you?
Lin Hai’s eyes are bright .
Little silly fairy: what is the grand saint to send to immortals?
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