《My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms》My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms - Chapter 56,
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Chapter 56,
Drinking before Lin Hai is also a kind of gambling .
Therefore, the toilet did not go again in the middle of the way, forcing all the alcohol into the bladder .
How big can the bladder be? It’s already full . Lin Hai has been enduring it .
Now when Lin Hai moves, he can’t control it at once .
“Give me a break!” Xiao Qian sitting beside Lin Hai .
Xiao Qian got up quickly and Lin Hai brushed Xiao Qian’s buttocks and walked over .
“Hooligans!” Xiao Qian’s heart spat softly .
But she also knew that Lin Hai was not intentional, so she had to bow her head and make a big red face .
“Haha, let’s go . Let’s go together . ” Xiao Yi helped each other and went to the toilet .
Several people stood to drain the water, and everyone finished, waiting for Lin Hai at the door .
But he waited for two or three minutes and did not see Lin Hai coming out .
Zhao Shan looked over .
I wipe, God man!
For so long, Lin Hai has returned to him the same as at the beginning, without any intention of stopping at all .
“You go back first, don’t wait for me . ” Lin Hai is a little embarrassed .
“Haha, Haige, you are not only admirable for drinking, but also for urinating . Brothers can’t wait for it . ” Outside the bathroom, there was a burst of laughter .
It took another two or three minutes for Lin Hai to finish .
“Comfortable, Made almost choked up!”
Lin Hai lifted up his trousers and came out .
Just out of the toilet, I saw a beautiful young woman in her early twenties, walking towards her side in a panic .
Lin Hai didn’t want to be too busy, so he was ready to leave .
That woman took two steps and grabbed Lin Hai’s arm .
“Brother, help me . ” The woman’s face pleaded .
“Huh?” Lin Hai saw that the woman was very familiar with her eyes . She always felt that she had seen it somewhere, but could not remember it .
Just ready to ask, a middle-aged man in his forties came out of the front aisle, looked at both sides, and then found the woman .
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“Aying, stop making trouble . Come back with me . Meng Shao is waiting . ” The middle-aged man came up and frowned .
“General Wang, it’s impossible for me and Meng Shao . ”
The middle-aged man’s face sank sharply .
“Why don’t you try if your wings are hard? With a little fame, would you dare not listen to me? I tell you, Zhao Ying, if my Wang Long can win you the fame, he can destroy you!
“Zhao Ying?” When Lin Hai heard the name, he immediately thought of it .
No wonder you look so familiar . Isn’t this the hottest singer at the moment?
Last year, with a song “You’re in a Dream” burning all over the country, my sister seemed to be her fans .
“Don’t push me, Mr . Wang . ” Zhao Ying begged .
Just then, a group of people came from the direction of Wang Long .
When Wang Long saw it, he ran over in a fart .
“Meng Shao, A Ying is young and ignorant . I’m trying to persuade her . ”
Wang Long said with a laugh to a young man headed by him .
“A Ying is not sensible? How dare you say that my A Ying is not sensible? Meng Xu was furious on the spot, just like Wang Long .
Subsequently, the hippie smiling face came to Zhao Ying .
“A Ying, stop fussing, go, let’s go back for a drink . ”
Zhao Yingyi frowned . “Meng Shao, please let me go . I really don’t like you . ”
Meng Xu turned into a bitter melon face .
“A Ying, what on earth do you dislike about me? Can’t I change it?”
Zhao Ying wants to cry without tears .
“Meng Shao, what do you like about me? Can’t I change it?”
Puff!
Lin Hai listened beside him . One of them couldn’t help laughing .
He’s so funny . Isn’t that the line in the paragraph?
Nima actually saw the real version .
Lin Hai laughed lightly and immediately annoyed Meng Xu .
“Made, what are you laughing at? Hey, no, why are you so close to A Ying? Who are you?”
Lin Hai really can’t see it anymore .
“I said dude, it’s almost enough . People don’t like you . Why do you always harass people?”
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“Who are you, daring to take care of Lao Tzu’s affairs? Believe it or not, I can’t get you out of here!”
Meng Xu’s neck was horizontal and he spoke arrogantly .
“It doesn’t matter who I am . What matters is that I don’t want to see you now . Get out of here while I’m not angry!” Lin Hai said coldly .
“Grass, who’s his pants are not tied, come out with you, dare to fill my head with garlic, brothers, give this kid a lesson!”
As soon as Meng Xu’s voice fell, several of his followers would start .
“Wait a minute!” A woman’s voice sounded .
Subsequently, a group of people came to us with great magnificence .
Look at Lin Hai, I wipe, acquaintance, is he not that group of dog-day kid in the daytime?
“Meng Shao, our boss and this kid have a little resentment, can we do a convenient, let’s solve it first?” The ugly woman flattered and Meng Xu said .
“Oh? Is there such a thing? Then you come first . ” Meng Xu flashed aside, embraced his arm and looked interesting and lively .
Wellhead looked at Lin Hai with a bitter eye, then spoke a bird’s voice to a tall middle-aged man next to him .
When Lin Hai left the corner, he leaped forward without any sign and blinked in front of the wellhead plant .
Crack!
A big mouth pulled hard on the face of the wellhead plant .
“Mad, are you a pig in the island?” he said, “we must not talk about birds in China . We can’t remember beating them . It’s really no brainer . ”
Lin Hai’s action was so sudden that everyone was confused .
The well-head plant that responded immediately stared at Lin Hai with an angry face and was about to curse when it opened its mouth .
Crack!
But before the words were exported, Lin Hai drew them back .
“Made, let’s talk about that!” Lin Hai pointed at the wellhead plant, with an arrogant face .
“Hum!” Suddenly, the middle-aged man next to the wellhead plant took a step forward and stood in front of Lin Hai with a provocative face .
“I wipe, why are you so tall?” Lin Hai found that the little devil was one head taller than himself, more than 1 . 9 meters .
“Aren’t the little devils all three-level disabled legs? Are you a bastard?
Puff!
As soon as the Linhai dialect was spoken, people on Meng Xu’s side began to laugh .
Meng Xu, in particular, laughed even more exaggeratively, almost lying on the ground .
The middle-aged man, with a blue face, obviously understands Chinese as well .
“Huaxia pig, the sick man of East Asia will only be able to speak his tongue, hum!” The little devil gave a thumb to the forest and then pointed it down .
I wipe, Lin Hai is reluctant .
Made, dare you say that we Chinese are the sick man of East Asia? Do you think it was during the Republic of China?
At this time, the ugly woman is energetic .
“Hum, tell you, our village Mr . Tian, but karate black belt seven segment of the master, hit you Huaxia, one can play ten!”
Puff!
Lin Hai laughed directly .
“What do you say his name is?”
“It’s called Matsushita Rizhi . What’s wrong?” The ugly woman was somewhat puzzled .
“Panasonic Dog? Wow, right, he called the underground pig? The culture of your island people’s names is so extensive and profound . ” Lin Hai directly covered his stomach and laughed .
When Lin said the name, he added the tone to the Japanese dog and the pig, so that anyone could hear the meaning of the words .
Meng Xu and they laughed again .
And these little Japanese, with their iron-blue faces, stared at Lin Hai, and hated their teeth itching .
“Huaxia pig, do not dare to talk with others, dare you compare with me?” Matsushita Rizhi’s face was gloomy as water, he said coldly .
“Competition?” Lin Hai shook his head . “You don’t deserve it!”
Panasonic sneered at him, just wanted to make a mockery of Lin Hai’s daring to fight, and Lin Hai spoke again .
“But I’d love to teach you self-righteous little devils a lesson!”
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