Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 495
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 495: 495
Chapter 495: Too Humiliating!
Deep within a temple above the borderless Blood Sea, in the Sura Realm, all thirteen Grand Luo Suras were gathered, each of them carrying overwhelming auras and extremely scary .
It was only natural that the Suras did not rely entirely on the Nether River Patriarch, as they were able to claim a realm for themselves to build an independent race after betraying the Three Realms faction . Their background was not weak at all, and even superior to that of the Sky Demons who had attempted to invade Earth before .
The Golden Immortal Sura who had returned from Blaze City was kneeling on the floor .
In front of him was a throne forged from white bones, on top of which was a blood silhouette set .
The air around him rippled, preventing others from actually seeing what he looked like . However, the blood silhouette appeared, unable to assume solid form—the Nether River Patriarch had yet to fully revive .
But even if he had just regained some extent of his power, he was more powerful than most Demi-Saints .
“Congratulations, congratulations!”
The Golden Immortal Sura who had returned from Blaze City offered his congratulations with a resounding voice, and quickly took out the sealed Spatial Ring and letter, saying, “After countless trials and tribulations to carry out my orders to find the Yuan Killer Sword, I have finally found it in Blaze City . ”
“It had been in the possession of a Grand Luo human, who had promptly returned it after hearing news of your revival, even writing you a letter of apology . ”
“Hmmm?”
A puzzled voice spoke from the throne .
In the next instant, the rippling air abruptly retracted and a middle-aged man stepped off the throne . He stood at 1 . 5 meters tall, and was neither fat nor short, though the simple clothes he wore gave the impression that he was a farmer .
Advertisement
And he is the Nether River Patriarch himself .
Striding forward, he said uncertainly, “I have not sensed the Yuan Killer Sword . ”
What?
The Golden Immortal Sura who was still kneeling appeared dumbfounded . He sweated buckets as various possibilities flashed through his mind, and he promptly raised the Spatial Ring and letter he was holding, saying, “Patriarch, he has placed the sword within the Spatial Ring and placed a seal . ”
The Nether River Patriarch ignored him, and instead reached out with a grasping motion to levitate the letter to him .
The Yuan Killer Sword was his lifelong treasure and he would have been able to sense it even from beyond a seal . Him not sensing it would only mean that the other man did not return it .
Still, he was not angry .
He preferred using his own style to reclaim his own possessions .
Quickly tearing off the seal, his eyes swept across the letter before a dark look appeared on his face, the nonchalance before gone!
Swish!
He reached out to grasp again to take the Spatial Ring from the trembling Golden Immortal, crushing the seal to find the so-called spirit stones compensation spoken of in the Spatial Ring .
Boom!
The Nether River Patriarch’s aura abruptly erupted, with both letter and Spatial Ring vaporizing instantly . The temple also blew up abruptly, just as the borderless Blood Sea roared and churned—even the surrounding stars were shaking .
“This is too much!”
The thirteen Grand Luo all backed away, as the aura of the Nether River Patriarch left them sick .
On the other hand, the Golden Immortal was already dead .
***
In a bustling city in the Galactic Empire, Jiang He was shopping and strolling through streets with his maids, indulging himself in various debauchery and absolutely entertained .
On the other hand, Dumbo, Trumbo, the Seven Bottle Gourd Brothers, and the Nine Wise Rock Monkeys were all living disciplined lives . They would wake up early in the morning to set up their stall in the city, and would only return late at night .
Advertisement
Others aside, business was going well, and they could make at least a thousand spirit stones .
Then, their reputation developed through word of mouth and their business even started booming—a lady cultivator who happened to be a foodie even bought five hundred packs of spicy potato strips and three hundred packs of potato chips .
As for Wang Hou?
He could barely calm himself to meditate on Martial Dao at first, but he could not just sit still after a few days .
The Nether River Patriarch’s reputation was too great for him to take lightly .
He sought out Jiang He several times and hinted that they should head to the celestial battlefield as soon as possible… but Jiang He’s head sometimes proved haywire and he did not hear a word of it .
And by the eighth day, Wang Hou could not sit still at all .
Stepping out of their tavern, he headed to an auction center .
At the moment, Jiang He was taking part in the auction with Wang Siyu, Hu Mei, Boa Hancock, and Sora . The auction was actually small and the items sold were for True Immortals and Heavenly Immortals, and Jiang He was there just to enjoy the liveliness .
Upon seeing Wang Hou, his eyes lit up before Wang Hou could say a word, and he exclaimed in delight, “Perfect timing, Minister Wang… they are going to start fighting!”
“What?”
Wang Hou appeared at a loss .
Jiang He, on the other hand, spoke with assurance, “According to my experience from reading web novels, there would always be a treasure auctioned and a terrible battle ensues… just now, the corpse of a Golden Immortal-tier Chaos Behemoth was being auctioned, and every faction were trying to shout each other down and almost broke into a fight . It’s only stopped thanks to a meddling untitled cultivator, a True Immortal-pinnacle, who bought the corpse . ”
“Now, the plot would unfold, and the various factions are going to make their move in secret…”
Wang Hou was dumbstruck .
You are still able to care about that?
He spoke somberly, “Jiang He, I…”
“Hmm?”
Jiang He’s eyes lit up again before he could finish, and he said, “The untitled cultivator left from back door . The other factions are following him… come, Minister Wang, let’s enjoy the show . ”
“Eh?”
“He flew to outer space!”
Speechless, Wang Hou could only follow Jiang He out of the auction center to outer space, and the battle did ignore in the next instant—the untitled True Immortal who bought the Chaos Behemoth’s corpse was laughing out loud as he killed one of the cultivators shadowing him with a single punch, before flexing his arms and smiling fearsomely . “Brothers, come out now—I’ve lured those fat lambs out!”
Boom!
An array arrived and covered a part of the world .
Various cultivators filled with killing intent appeared in the air behind the untitled True Immortal…
Jiang He, who had been curious, suddenly found things dull and uninteresting .
Damn it!
Is this plot development not questionable?
How did a gang of galactic thugs appear out of nowhere?
Warping back to their tavern with his ladies, Jiang He only asked then, “By the way, Minister Wang… what were you trying to say?”
“Jiang He, we’ve been delaying our journey in the Galactic Empire for eight days!”
Wang Hou exclaimed solemnly, “That Golden Immortal Sura would have returned to Sura by now, and if the Nether River Patriarch has really revived, he would have already received your letter… I’m worried the Nether River Patriarch would reach us!”
“No way, right?”
Jiang He was shocked and exclaimed, “I’ve already written him a letter to explain things . How could an elite like him, who is peerless barring the Saints, be that short tempered?”
Wang Hou was dumbstruck .
Still going on about that letter of yours, are you?
Do you really not know what you have written in that letter yourself?!
Yes, it was merely a letter—but it was too humiliating for an elite such as the Nether River Patriarch!
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
Magitist
A frontier scientist is struck by wayward debris as he was observing a pulsar. Expecting death, the scientist is shocked as he is born into a world without science instead. What is he to do, then? Well, the answer is obvious: begin experimentation. Additional tags: Rational fic, retroactively edited, bland and OP MC, noob writer :P P.S. I'm a new author, so please help me improve! I love feedback, so many thanks in advance for any feedback! Magitist is also hosted here: Armaell's Library My writing is never to be published unless it's for free. It is always free and always will be. If you paid for my writing, then you have been mislead! Please report it to me and any host! If you paid for my writing as part of a commission it is always private use or publicly available, there is no commercial license! Due to many reasons, primarily because I'm not satisfied with the fiction, this fiction is cancelled. I'm sorry to all those following it. Maybe the next one will be made more in line with expectations.
8 140 - In Serial7 Chapters
Pouch and Bloodied blades
Ter is a Tiv Demi-god born from a powerful ancestral spirit and a female sacrifice that survived where she should have died. He was ostracized growing up and eventually sold to the slave traders to be taken across the ocean. He meets Uche on the ship and they bond over the shipwreck that Uche unwittingly causes. Shunned by his people, he is content to roam the world with his companions; living his life to the fullest while also seeking out his sire. Uche is of royal blood, consecrated to the gods at birth. His house is betrayed by his father’s cousin and exterminated. Uche is sold to slavery instead of murdered for fear of possible repercussion due to his connection to the spirits. Uche is concerned with cultivating himself to godhood. He seems to hold no animosity for his past but has developed an aversion for needless slaughter and conquest. Sarauniya (Amina) is a princess of the great empire of Zazzau who is on the journey to gain power by any means necessary. Her goal is to be acknowledged by the empire’s governing council and crowned Empress in her own right. She faces the moral dilemma of what to do with her younger brother who is currently in line to inherit after displacing her. Will she forsake immortality for the opportunity to rule the Zazzau Empire and change the lot of all the women in her time? Or will she become a free immortal? Join the trio as they will wander across the continent and interact with various African cultures, deities and legends on their journey to ascension.
8 172 - In Serial42 Chapters
Humanity? HELL YEAH!!
After the second rebranding of the entire world, the foreshadowing demands the world may end.But what happens afterwards?Of course everyone goes to hell. The story deals with happenings before, during and after the end of the world after the second rebranding.Mostly it will be about nerds and jocks tho and in a different tone than the Viable 2.
8 1222 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Three Realms
Immortals start playing their games from the shadows, something they haven't done in hundreds of years. Empires are rising and falling like never before in all three realms, and the dragons are pondering war. Gods are spotted more and old secrets are being revealed. Han always wanted to do more than just make swords in a smith in Amonis. Then he saved the life of a giant by accident, and he got exactly what he wanted. The Gazaarian Empire decided to conquer Amonis, and before he knows it, Han finds himself a pawn in a larger game- adventuring through faraway places, saving thousands, and battling mages of legend. Or running away from them, at least. ---- Updates at least once a week (with around 3K words), but more when I am free. Please leave comments and reviews, it'll help a ton. If you like epic fantasy with gods, magic, empires, adventures, many species etc with a great plot and a setting of gods manipulating everything for their own purposes, this is for you.
8 160 - In Serial30 Chapters
A Warlock's Lament
Gild and Giselle were happily married gnomish warlocks just looking for a way to get more power. Rather than spend years and years studying magic at some pretentious university, they elected to bring a moderately powered demon into their world and pact with it. Unfortunately, they pulled a Demon Lord through, who promptly took Giselle, leaving Gild alone and blaming himself. Now, he is doing everything in his power to bring her back, even if it means travelling to the Other Realm itself, home to the demons. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
8 171 - In Serial11 Chapters
The Avengers Compound
An AU where everyone lives in the Avengers ComplexJust little one shots of cute/special moments between characters, mainly Peter Parker with the othersTakes place after Spiderman Far From Home, but Tony, Nat and Vision aren't dead, and Banner isn't professor Hulk
8 227

