Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 413
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Chapter 413: I Would Blow Myself Up Too When I Get Going!
“Hear my command, disciples!”
“Assume formations!”
“Slay that wretch!”
Around Zhou Li’s body, Golden Immortal Dao emanated while a purple flying sword flew up over his head, just before his aura that would not lose out to the Black Wind General’s extended .
“Acquired soul treasure!”
Jiang He could not help feeling delighted while staring at the purple flying sword . “That purple flying sword is actually an acquired soul treasure! It would definitely become stronger after I plant and strengthen it . ”
He already considered the purple flying sword to be in his possession .
Kaboom!
A towering Demonic Qi erupted in that instant as well .
Another middle-aged man bearing a pale but feminine face who donned black armor took a step forward . Golden Immortal Dao turned into a demonic domain around him, and he spoke somberly through telepathy, asking, “What have you done to the Unbounded Demon Sect?”
Three more Golden Immortals glared coolly at Jiang He then .
Aside from that a dozen True Immortals and almost a hundred Heavenly Immortals were releasing blinding immortal light, all of them invoking their mystic treasures as they slowly flew towards Jiang He .
All of them belonged to sects named by Jiang He just now .
These elites were all shocked when Jiang He mentioned that he had wiped out the Green Hill Foxes as well as the Penglai Sect, and began to worry about their respective sects .
Combined, there were a total of five Golden Immortals, a dozen True Immortals and more than a hundred Heavenly Immortals .
Moreover, all of them had fought in the celestial battlefield, and they could combine their formations even if they did not belong to the same faction… it was a formation that would scare a full-fledged Golden Immortal away, let alone a True Immortal, because it meant death with just a single moment of carelessness .
On the other hand, Jiang He was smiling faintly and without any fear . “So, all of you are elites from those nine factions? Oh, I almost forgot… the elites from two out of those nine factions were wiped out . ”
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“It’s great that all of you came, since I killed some of your junior disciples who tried to attacked me . That said, I did not pursue the matter further after they paid me compensation for causing mental distress . ”
“I, Jiang He, am a reasonable person . I never liked conflict and prefer reason!”
“I come today not to kill you all or corner you, since I have more or less made peace with the legacies you left on Earth . ”
Jiang He appeared entirely sincere as he spoke, “As long as you swear that you would keep your act together and obey Earth’s laws instead of trying to bother me, I could spare your life on this day . ”
“Insolence!”
The immortals were shaking in rage, each of them hence invoking their mystic treasures that illuminated outer space in dazzling multicolored radiance . Still, just as they were about to attack, Jiang He quickly said, “Wait…”
“This place is too small for some skills to be released . Why don’t we change the venue?”
At that very moment, Jiang He was actually shuddering inwardly despite his outward calmness .
It was fortunate that there were only five Golden Immortals left after he had killed that Daemon Bear before… even so, fighting four Golden Immortals, a dozen True Immortals, and more than a hundred Heavenly Immortals at once…
He stood no chance!
Yes .
The only thing he was confident in was staying alive while cutting down several True Immortals and Heavenly Immortals…
But that also meant more problems in the future .
This bunch would be bothering him every day if they ever returned to Earth, and their battles would destroy areas spanning thousands of miles, and one battle too many meant Earth would be gone .
That is why he needed to change the venue, allowing them to surround him .
After that, he would throw a wave of Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades—with the protection of the Primordial Bell and his powerful physique, he would definitely survive anyway .
“Alright!”
One of the demonic immortals laughed coolly and said, “If that’s so, we’ll afford you a chance to choose the place of your eternal sleep . ”
Without another word, Jiang He turned and flew further toward the distant stars .
There were too many people here and he could hurt an ally by mistake, which meant that throwing the Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades was unsuistable .
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“Keep up! Don’t let him get away!”
Someone communicated telepathically across every direction, while Zhou Li of the Penglai Sect barked, “Heavenly Immortals, True Immortals, form up and build an encirclement . Brothers and sisters, we shall all attack together and kill that wretch right here!”
In almost a split second, the four Golden Immortals came to an understanding .
“Oh?”
“Are they coming at me?”
Jiang He looked around after flying over 2,500 kilometers, finding himself surrounded by the Heavenly Immortals and True Immortals .
All of them had invoked their respective mystic treasures, their very auras synchronizing . There was no telling what combined fighting array they had put up either, as their very presence did not lose out to a Golden Immortal’s .
Whoosh!
Jiang He leapt and landed on an asteroid fragment that was around 150 kilometers wide .
The Heavenly Immortals and True Immortals were following right behind him, all of them landing and surrounding Jiang He .
At the same time, the four Golden Immortals arrived from the east, south, north, and west respectively .
“Kill him!”
Zhou Li roared, and all four Golden Immortals moved at once, radiances flaring as they charged towards Jiang He .
“Primordial Bell, up!”
Jiang He directed his Yuan Strength to invoke the Primordial Bell . The ancient bronze bell above his head promptly shone brilliantly, veins of mystic rays descending and completely shielding him within .
At the same time, the Golden Radiance Sword left his hand, its sword qi overflowing in plain vacuum, unleashing boundless sword thunderbolts over thousands of miles .
“My lord!”
In the distant, Unknown Fox’s face fell . It was about to reach the battlefield in a flash when Hu Mei stopped him, a look of surprise filling her face as she said, “Trying to help our master without regard for your own safety? You’re quite the loyal one, but it means nothing even if you go . Either way, Master certainly would have a trump card to play since he dared to start the fight . ”
Unknown Fox stammered for a long while before conceding meekly, “Sister Hu Mei . I am bound by the Spirit Animal Ring, and I would not be spared if something happened to our lord . ”
Nearby, the Golden Immortal of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect had a twinkle in his eye . Giving Jin Sidao a look, he asked, “Young Jin, what would you do right now if it was you?”
Jin Sidao considered it and replied, “I would help Jiang He stop the elites from the other factions so that they wouldn’t trouble him… of course, doing that is actually saving them . ”
“Eh?”
The Ten Thousand Swords Sect’s Golden Immortal was surprised . “Don’t you mean helping Jiang He?”
“Moreover, do you really think a mere True Immortal could stand a chance against four Golden Immortals, a dozen True Immortals, and more than a hundred Heavenly Immortals?”
“If it was anyone else, certainly not… but it won’t be a problem if it is Mister Jiang . ”
Jin Sidao appeared to hold some sort of blind faith toward Jiang He, though the Ten Thousand Swords Sect’s Golden Immortal was doubtful . But just as he was about to speak, his face fell and he quickly turned to look at a direction several thousand miles away…
There, he found Jiang He laughing in the center of the encirclement, before suddenly taking out a bundle of… something!
After all… these immortals did not know what hand grenades were .
***
After dozens exchanges of blows, Jiang He Had a clear understanding of his own ability .
He could fight with the power of a peak Golden Immortal after munching a pepper . Even if he would have a hard time killing another peak Golden Immortal, other peak Golden Immortals would have an even harder time killing him—even if it was a handful of them combining their strengths against them .
And since he had found out the extent of his abilities, there was no further need for violence . Since everyone was there on that asteroid fragment which is just around 150 kilometers, it was just convenient for him to make his move .
With a flip of his hand, a bundled of five Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades appeared in his hand .
Then, he threw it noncommittally…
At almost the same instant he threw the bundle of bombs, a sword light swished and descended, landing squarely on the bundle of bombs .
“What the hell!”
Jiang He’s face turned green .
He had just thrown it out… and the epicenter of the explosion was not even ten kilometers away from himself!
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