Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 352
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Chapter 352
Chapter 352: Yachts, Beaches, and Bikinis
[Violet Sky Thunder Talisman]
[Effect: Crafted from the legendary godly thunder of the violet skies . Erupts with seven such bolts after changing, and is capable of destroying the divine and immortals . ]
[Usage: Capture an opponent’s aura . Target would be locked after charging . ]
Jiang He felt a little speechless even as he held the Violet Sky Thunder Talisman and studied it…
Isn’t the System getting lazier?
Can’t you give me more information?
For example, how powerful is the Violet Sky Thunder Talisman?
Could it kill a Mahayana elite?
“Destroying the divine and immortals… destroying the divine and immortals… it would be so funny when the time comes and it can’t even blow a Mahayana-elite . ”
Jiang He plucked another Nine Retribution Talisman then . This one was fashioned from a five-retribution thunderbolt, and he realized that it releases five thunderbolts once charged .
“It seems that Violet Sky Thunder Talisman fashioned from nine-retribution thunderbolts would release nine thunderbolts…”
He hence reached out to pluck all the Violet Sky Thunder Talismans .
Each earned Jiang He 300,000 Farm Points, which was a reward higher than a premium-grade sage item—Jiang He felt a little thrilled at that .
In other words, despite being one-time consumable, the Violet Sky Thunder Talisman was higher in value than a premium-grade sage item!
Even most Mahayana elites would only view premium-grade sage items .
“This means that there is very likely that the Violet Sky Thunder Talisman could blow up Mahayana elites… but whether it would have to be tested, and there is also the troublesome part of needing to capture their aura . ”
A thought struck Jiang He then…
If the eminences of the Green Hill Foxes hid behind the arrays of their Holy Ground and would not come out, does that not mean he would be unable to capture their aura?
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“Whatever . We’ll cross that bridge when we reach it—this could wait until I start fighting the Green Hill Foxes . ”
Hence, Jiang He resumed his great undertaking of farming spirit stones .
After he had done that, he took out the plant-life cultivation technique from the Foxes of Mount Changbai .
It was a wood-type cultivation method called the Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art .
The manual was written in tadpole script . Unable to read it, Jiang He went to Trumbo, who quickly translated the whole book .
Ever since the cat had condensed its Daemonic Pellet and weathered the Four Lesser Retributions of the Nine Heavens, it had become more conscious about its personal image . Now, it would wear a pair of empty reading glasses, twirling the fur over its head until it was almost getting bald .
The cat even went to Lingzhou expressly to get a cat tuxedo made…
It was a shame that it got fat, which only made it appear funny .
Soon, it presented the Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art it had translated before Jiang He and smiled dazzlingly, “Should I explain things for you, Master? The Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art is said to have been developed by an elm tree, and it proclaimed itself the Eastern Emperor since it lived on the east . It’s a shame that it died to its ninth retribution during Sufferance . ”
“…”
Jiang He’s scowled then .
What the hell!
When he saw that the cultivation method was titled Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art, he thought that the technique sounded quite impressive, and even wondered if he should cultivate it himself after he translated it… but it turns out that the creator wasn’t even Mahayana .
There were so many elites present in ancient times, including the immortals . How dare an elm tree less than Mahayana-tier proclaim itself Eastern Emperor?
Most importantly, the cultivation manual did not even reach Sufferance!
If one did not even master it, the later parts would be nonsense, would it not?
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“Whatever . My farm has not level up yet and I can’t plant cultivation manuals for now . Let’s have the willow tree cultivate the Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art for now . ”
Hence, Trumbo played the part of teacher once again, and began to explain the Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art for the willow tree .
After offering some exposition, Trumbo adjusted its glasses with its feline paw and advise with heartfelt sincerity, “The Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art may be suitable for plant beings to cultivate, but the manual itself mentioned that it is hard to get into it . The Eastern Emperor itself had cultivated another technique, and it is only after it had reached Convergence that it created and slowly perfected the Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art… Eh?”
There was a flash of astonishment in Trumbo’s feline eyes even as it finished—the branches of the willow tree that were swaying with the wind was suddenly shining with pale crystalline green radiance, a special aura swirling over the willow tree .
Then, the willow tree communicated its thoughts psychically, exclaiming in surprise, “I cultivated it…”
Trumbo was dumbstruck .
It had a whole load of curses brewing inside . And why does this scene feel so familiar?
At the same time, Jiang He stopped paying attention to them after he saw that the willow tree had cultivated the Eastern Emperor Greenwood Art . Using the free time he had before the next batch of spirit stone ripens, he took out seven special paper talismans .
Unlike standard paper talismans, it might be more appropriate to call these seven talismans papercutting .
Seven vivid papercutting of maidens .
“Hmmm…”
“These papercutting are basically the same like silicon dolls or paper dolls . The only difference is higher-grade materials, which is why they would be higher grade after planting . ”
As such, Jiang He started humming a tune as he planted the seven paper talisman maidens .
Soon, seven shoots grew out of the ground, each of which would stop growing after reaching 1 . 7m in height . They shone with divine radiance before finally becoming dazzlingly gorgeous maidens .
Since they were not ‘plucked’ yet, all of them had their eyes tightly shut .
They were also dressed in thin silk dresses, and the figures hidden beneath were as spicy as the next .
Their skin was fair and tender, and it felt like a gentle blow or a soft flick would break it . And then there were their red, scintillating lips…
Of course, Jiang He did not pay much attention or was concerned about it… being pretty and having a nice figure was enough .
Moreover, they could play instruments, dance, and sing some songs while he had the occasional grill session . Why should he care so much?
He walked up and plucked the seven maidens then .
[Ding!]
[+10,000 Farm Points]
[Ding…]
System Notifications jingled repeatedly, just as the lashes of the seven maidens twitched and they opened their eyes at once . They then walked up to Jiang He, folded their hands over their bellies, and bowed slightly as they greeted him coquettishly, “Your humble servants are there to serve, master . ”
Jiang He was grinning widely . “Good, good…”
He called out to Sora and Boa Hancock and introduced them . Perhaps because they were all planted by him, the ladies were soon buddies .
Jiang He watched as they played around… and decided to level his farm as soon as possible, which would expand his farm area .
At the same time, it was time to go through with his plan to renovate his farm .
“Of course, I’m going to have to adjust my plans . ”
“Although I was going to make an artificial lake previously, it seems that I should make a small cove instead… It doesn’t matter if it’s small since I could expand it later . Also, yachts, beaches and bikinis are a must . ”
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