Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 113
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 113
[Dumbo]
[Breed: Mutated Sichuan wolfdog]
[Ability: Fire manipulation, water manipulation, gold manipulation]
[Rank: five-pinnacle]
Dumbo’s data appeared before Jiang He’s eyes .
“Gold manipulation? It gained another power?”
Jiang He was rather surprised—Dumbo had awakened its fire-type powers on its own, and gained water-type powers after eating the grass growing over that B-class water-type Sky Demon Cultist .
And now, after planting the dog, it actually awakened a third power .
Moreover, as a feral, it had risen from rank-four to rank-five pinnacle, although Jiang He expected that and it was not too outrageous in the first place .
Still, its new breed was quite interesting .
Reasonably speaking, all evolved Ferals had mutated anyway, and most mutations were actually quite normal . On the other hand, specimens like Trumbo which grew three tails was one of the more unique of mutations .
And then there was that horned boar, a rank-eight Feral under Pain Star’s control .
Was it not unusual for a boar to grow a horn?
The Nine-Headed Serpent must be one of the special mutants too .
“That being said…”
Jiang He circled Dumbo in The Thinker’s pose, musing to himself, “Dumbo did not really change at all aside from getting brighter further . How did he even mutate?”
1
Then, when Jiang He arrived behind Dumbo, the dog which had been standing on its rear legs… tightened its butt by reflex!
It crossed its legs and used its front paws to cover its buttocks .
Even Trumbo’s jet-black pupils showed confusion… why did it feel like its bro was being nervous?
At the same time, Jiang He was blue with shock and had an impulse to kick the dog .
What was the little beast thinking?
Kicking Dumbo and the butt, Jiang He scolded it, “God damn it! What do you take me for?!”
Advertisement
Yip!
Dumbo rolled a dozen meters away, landing and rolling on the ground, its canine eyes distant and questioning the meaning of its life .
On the other hand, Trumbo’s eyes were twinkling .
Bro Dog was so clever!
It had anticipated Master’s kick… although, how did Bro Dog know that Master would kick it?
Jiang He walked up to the dog then—Dumbo, who was lying down as if it had no regrets in life, promptly clutched its head, calling out, “Woof woof… don’t hit me, don’t hit me . Master, stop hitting me, or I’ll die!”
“…”
Jiang He did a double take, the look on his face stiffening .
Dumbo kept begging for mercy fluently in Xibei accent, and when Jiang He listened carefully, it actually had some Sichuan styles too .
“It’s a Sichuan wolfdog and grew up in Xibei, which makes sense that it has some extent of Sichuan accent… hold on, why am I thinking about such stuff? Most importantly… this little rascal could talk?”
Jiang He was rather stunned .
While he had suspected before that Dumbo was highly intelligent and might speak human language one day, he did not expect him to talk so early .
After all, only rank-seven Ferals were capable of spirit speech, and only Feral Kings, Ferals rank nine or above was capable of human speech…
But Dumbo, a rank-five pinnacle was already talking?
Composing himself, Jiang He asked, “You can talk now?”
“Woof-woof… Master, I don’t know, I was asleep for a while… and I could talk afterwards . ”
Jiang He understood then .
That… might have been thanks to Mysterious Soil .
As for the sleep?
Jiang He chuckled . “You weren’t sleeping . Someone killed you with a single slash, and it took me a lot to revive you . Oh, and do you have any special powers now?”
Advertisement
“Special powers?”
Dumbo tilted its head in thought . “Woof-woof… Master, I’ll show you a magic trick . Look…”
It poked its head out .
And then…
Woof!
As it abruptly gaped its maw and bellowed, Dumbo’s body rapidly expanded . Crunching sounds echoed from its neck, and both sides of its neck split apart, before two more dog heads grew out .
Jiang He did a double take .
What on earth was that?
Transforming on will? And three heads too…
A name came to Jiang He’s mind then: Cerberus .
It was said to be a dog guarding the netherworld and it had three heads, each of them having gaping maws full of razor-sharp teeth . Its tail was a snake, and its fur were actually vipers coiled into themselves—because its body was ablaze with nether flames, which was why nothing left in its wake would survive .
In other words, it was absolutely terrifying .
And yet, Dumbo’s appearance was clearly different .
Right now, the three dog heads were trying their best to bare their teeth and put on their mean faces, but no matter how they tried, they looked to Jiang He rather adorably silly .
And the three dog heads had distinctly different noses too .
The dog head in the middle had a scarlet nose, whereas the left one had a black nose and the right a golden nose, which was sparkling rather blindingly under the sun .
“Master, don’t I look cool?”
The golden-nosed dog head spoke with its Sichuan-Xibei accent then, its dog eyes twinkling .
But before Jiang He could say a thing, the dog head with a black nose showed a look of disdain . Chuckling coolly, it then barked, “You fool . You look no different from a hammer—what’s cool about you?”
Furious, the golden-nosed dog head snorted . “Speak for yourself . Your nose is as black as a piece of dung, and you would still insult me?”
“Woof!”
“Woof-woof-woof!!”
“Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof ~~~”
The two dog heads barked away as if they could not wait to tear each other apart, with the red-nosed head caught in the middle, almost losing its mind from the two other head’s barking .
“Okay, okay, let’s calm down for the moment . We’re all the same dog sharing the same body . Why so serious?”
Still, after seeing trying for a while but still failing in its persuasion, it promptly roared in rage, “Shut the hell up! Now get back inside!”
With that, three heads become one .
Through it all, Jiang He was left gaping .
Did they almost fight?
Three dog heads, three different minds, split personality… no, split dog-nality?
Soon, Dumbo was back to its usual look and beaming, “Master, isn’t my power quite awesome?”
Jiang He came to his senses then and quietly gave a thumb-up . Leaving aside the split dog-nality, when Dumbo transformed, its body expanded and its aura rapidly strengthened up to three times .
Moreover, Jiang He suspected that the three heads with different hued noses definitely represented its three different powers .
Meow~~~
Suddenly .
A sharp purring could be heard then . Jiang He turned around to find Trumbo had put itself in a hole it had dug some time before, with only its head poking out of the ground .
Those eyes… it was clearly saying, ‘Master, hurry up—kill me and bury me . I want to become like that too . ”
Jiang He chuckled . “I’m not planting anything twice . I’m burying you for real if I do . ”
Trumbo shrieked in fright and climbed out of the dirt in disappointment .
1
Jiang He’s eyes twinkled then, and he turned towards another direction .
Only then did he notice that the mansion model he planted… actually sprouted!
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
Minecraft Dungeons {Rise Of The Heroes}
Ever since the Arch-Illager got his tiny hands on the orb of dominance, he had been corrupted by evil, villages were raided and burnt to ashes, and new mobs and bosses were made. A group of heroes are going on a mission to find and defeat the Arch-Illager. Will the heroes be able to end the chaos for good…? {I don't own Minecraft Dungeons or the characters}
8 194 - In Serial14 Chapters
The Master of School
A girl goes back in time and realizes that just maybe time travel wasn’t a thing for a reason as she messes up more and more of her life. When what seems to be an oasis in the form of her Principal arrives, she thinks everything could end up okay, only to later find out he planned to find and torture the time traveler until she gave him her blueprints. It was a good thing he just thought she made for a good assistant and didn't know she was said time traveler… Right? Old summary: Time travelling to the past, May didn't expect to be trapped in her younger body. Forced to relive her life, her attempt to speed through school is halted by her odd and criminally insane principal, whom she calls the Master. Turned into his assistant, she tries surviving even as her own actions make everything worse. With a principal that had never been there previously and her home life slowly becoming more and more abusive, May is slowly dragged into angst as the weight of what she's caused settles on her shoulders.
8 200 - In Serial31 Chapters
Sector 27
It wasn't until June 3, 2101 that World War 4 ended. This was not a war that ended in peace treaties or truces; this war ended with disease. The atomic war caused plague and disease that crippled major countries. The generals and great leaders of the countries at war died from the radiation that penetrated every part of the globe. It was only then that humanity realized what they had done- what they had created. The first ever mutant was publicly executed the very day the war ended, and a new war began: the war against mutants. The surviving nation of Japan quickly rebuilt their country by dividing it into safe zones, or Sectors. There are currently 26 livable sectors in Japan; Sector 1 is the richest sector and the only sector that has completely rid itself of all radiation left over from the war. In fear against the threat of mutants, the once small section of the police force grew until it became the main police force in Japan. After all, humans shouldn't be blamed for crimes when the real threat to society is mutants. This police force that goes by their motto: Special Treatment Against Mutants (STAM) is comprised of agents that go about their work to capture and detain all mutants. Sector 26 is the poorest sector that humans can barely survive in; but there is one more part of Japan. This "dead zone" has such a high concentration of radiation that if a human were to step inside the barrier, they would die in mere moments. But within this dead zone, this 27th Sector, there lies a secret organization of mutants that fight against STAM and protect all mutants from their grasp. The Mutant Recovery and Protection Agency (MRPA) operates to hide mutants in society and allow them to live human lives. The only thing that stands in MRPA's way is STAM and its agents who hunt them down ruthlessly, so MRPA has their own set of skilled agents. And the battle rages on...
8 132 - In Serial76 Chapters
War Beast
The future is savage. Jenny Summer is a news reporter who hates her job. One day, an accident sends her through a time portal, straight into the distant future. A future of warring Beastmen tribes, deadly monsters, and magic from beyond the imagination. When the savage world is full of many threats, how will the average modern-day girl survive? Author's Note: This is a rewrite of my fiction with the original title. Instead of changing my chapters in my other draft, I made a copy with a different beginning and a few new chapters. The beginning will move straight to the fantasy world like most Isekai light novels. As usual, each chapter will go between 500 and 2,000 words. I deleted the other draft since this draft will be my focus. Enjoy and let me know what you think of this new draft. There may also be grammar and spelling errors too. This series is still in development.
8 210 - In Serial19 Chapters
The Hidden Heir (VegasPete)
LOVE AND SINS 2
8 162 - In Serial28 Chapters
35 | Cody Bellinger x Reader
~~Completed~~You and best friend go to a Los Angeles Dodgers game and you end up bumping into Number 35. Is it a dream?
8 166

