Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 96
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 96: You’re Quite A Good Shot
Boom!
The earth shook .
The horned boar collapsed resounding into the dirt halfway through its charge, its massive body sliding over dozens of meters through inertia before it stopped .
It was a corpse under the control of Pain Star’s powers in the first place . Now that she was dead, the horned boar reverted to an actual corpse .
“Well, even if its flesh had rotten and inedible, a rank-eight Feral corpse could still be sold to Mu Wanqiu for a good price . ”
Jiang He then picked up one of the alloy longswords nearby .
It belonged to the Earthen Diction Heavenly General, and the entire weapon was forged from an S-grade alloy .
“S-grade sword… it would sell for millions, I think?”
At that thought, Jiang He picked up the Earthen Majesty Heavenly General’s weapon as well . It had a long but narrow war blade that resembled a sword of the Tang Dynasty in style, although it was much thinner .
“It’s an S-grade alloy weapon too, but this would cheaper than the sword since it would need less materials… I’m guessing it’s worth around twenty million . ” Jiang He quietly appraised the price, before realizing in delight that the sheathe of the war blade as well, which was a fashioned into a staff was made out of pure S-grade alloys too .
“These two weapons could sell for a good portion of a hundred million, making my hard work for the night worth it . ”
After that, Jiang He found the two Heavenly General’s Fiend Decrees .
One was inscribed with ‘Diction’ and the other ‘Majesty’, which in turn identified them as the Earthen Diction Heavenly General and the Earthen Majesty Heavenly General .
After that, he searched the fire-type Awakened he had stabbed dead first, only to find a few thousand dollars and one Fiend Decree .
“So damned poor!” Jiang He couldn’t help complaining .
Then, he also felt around Pain Star’s corpse a bit, muttering as he did so, “Is this really a woman? She’s flatter than I am, and she would put on smoky makeup even though she’s already in her thirties…”
“No one in our village would marry her type…”
“Pain Star?”
Jiang He found her Decan Decree then .
And while he touched the bodies, Cheng Dongfeng had led a fully-armed weapons company, rushing to Jinyintan Village form Lingzhou City .
Advertisement
Still, they were all stunned by the violent explosions .
An armored Cheng Dongfeng promptly leaped out of his vehicle and looked out in the direction of the rumbling, and when he found half of the night sky lit up by the fiery radiance, he couldn’t help muttering, “There it is… again . Is that kid a walking bag of dynamites?”
He actually missed Pudgy Jiang right then .
If Pudgy Jiang was here now, an explosives expert like him would have been able to identify the type of bomb from the sound and the scene of the explosion .
Still, when he remembered Pudgy Jiang, Cheng Dongfeng couldn’t help thinking, ‘By the way, didn’t Pudgy Jiang say he would do handstands and eat poo if it wasn’t a fuel-air explosive? Did he really do it?
“Wait, why the hell am I thinking about that?”
Returning inside his vehicle, Cheng Dongfeng barked, “Floor it!”
Hence, the military trucks that were carrying a fully-armed weapons company, armaments, and munitions drive bounded towards ground zero .
And within minutes—
“Woah!”
One of the soldiers gasped, and was soon echoed by the others .
Chen Dongfeng’s eyes widened when he got off his vehicle and stared at the crater that was over eight hundred meters wide and four meters deep, unable to decide what he should be saying at once .
How many tons of dynamite were detonated here?
Then, a soldier ran towards him, saluted and yelled on top of his voice, “Report! We’ve checked—the hundreds of human and Feral corpses we found on the scene should be the ones that vanished before . ”
Cheng Dongfeng’s gaze shifted then and pressed, “What about Jiang He?”
“Who goes there?” Another soldier barked then . “Stop!”
Bang-bang-bang!!!
He then fired several shots into the distance .
“Stop firing…”
Jiang He’s voice could be heard from afar, and he was cursing rather angrily . “Do you shoot at your allies? That startled me!”
He could be seen carrying a bus-sized horned boar as he stepped out into the moonlight, before he threw it casually… boom, the massive corpse smashed into the ground, leaving the ground quaking and rumbling .
Spreading his left hand, Jiang He then put four yellow bullets into the palm of the gaping soldier . He was about to scold him, but when he saw the soldier’s leg shaking, he ended up only clapping him on the shoulder and calming him, “Don’t get so nervous . It’s just a bigger boar—it can’t be deader . ”
Advertisement
The soldier was even more nervous at that, and Jiang He could only try to make light of the situation . “You’re quite a good shot—each bullet you fired was heading straight to my head . You would have disfigured me if I didn’t catch the bullets with my lightning reflex . ”
The soldier: “…”
“Are you alright, Jiang He?”
Cheng Dongfeng strode towards him and studied him from head to toe, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Jiang He was mostly fine .
He then turned to look at the massive horned boar lying on the ground, and surprise appeared over his face .
“Is… Is that a rank-eight Feral?”
Although the horned boar was a corpse, Cheng Dongfeng could still feel a faint pressure . And if that happened to a rank-seven grandmaster like him, how would the soldiers fare?
That was why the soldier appeared so nervous .
Even in death, the presence of rank-eight Ferals alone prompted fear .
Cheng Dongfeng withdrew his gaze after a while . Bowing at Jiang He and offering him a fist-palm salute, he said solemnly, “Master Jiang, though a rank-five you may be, you have slain the Tranquil Heavenly General, the Earth Demon Heavenly General, Killer Star and now, a rank-eight Feral . I truly defer to your might!”
Jiang He, rather chagrined from the praise, quickly waved him off . “You’re exaggerating, Grandmaster Cheng . I didn’t actually kill the horned boar, and I’m already rank-six!”
“Eh?”
Cheng Dongfeng did a double take and exclaimed in shock . “You didn’t?”
“Yup . ”
Jiang He answered truthfully . “The rank-eight beast was long dead, although it was under Pain Star’s control, like the other zombies and Killer Star… So I didn’t kill it . ”
“Pain Star?”
Noting Cheng Dongfeng’s shock, Jiang He felt through his pockets, took out a token plate and handed it to Cheng Dongfeng . “That’s right, Pain Star… Eh? I got the wrong one . This is the Earthen Majesty Heavenly General’s Fiend Decree…”
Hence, he took out all four token plates he had recovered and started picking through them . “This belonged to Earthen Diction, and this belonged to Earthen Savage… this one . Look: it’s a Decan Decree, with the word ‘Decan’ and ‘Pain’ inscribed on it . It represents Pain Star, right?”
Cheng Dongfeng’s eyelid twitched . Even though he had a hunch about everything, he couldn’t help asking, “Where… did you get those token plates?”
***
Meanwhile, 200 miles away from Lingzhou City .
Chen Jingzhou, wearing his military standard and wielding his alloy longsword had beaten the Sixth Elder of the Sky Demon Cult and his three backup Grands on every turn .
But even though he was not caught in the heat of the battle, he would be encircled whenever he tried to pull away and flee .
Worse, his opponents would run away whenever he was about to deal a killing blow .
Hence, sweating from his brow, Chen Jingzhou clenched his jaw . “It’s been so long . Could Lingzhou City have fallen already?”
His aura suddenly overflowed wildly from his body . The sword will of the alloy longsword in his hand hence raged, sweeping away several of his opponents, but when he was about to blaze his True Qi for another killing blow, the Sixth Elder of the Sky Demon Cult broke out in wild laughter and promptly retreated .
In the blink of an eye, his opponents had made a clean escape, leaving a smug laughter ringing through the night air . “I’ve underestimated you, Chen Jingzhou . Even so, delaying you for half an hour is enough—considering the timing, I’d say Lingzhou City would have fallen by now . So what if you could make it there now? Shouldn’t we be sitting down, and start discussing annexing the city to our control instead?”
“Damn it!”
Chen Jingzhou cursed, but he did not pursue the voice, and instead sprinted in the direction of Lingzhou City .
He is a rank-eight martial artist, and even if he was not adept at speed, he approached the sound barrier as he burst out in full strength .
***
On top of a mountain, one of the Grands watched Chen Jingzhou as he ran and frowned . “Sixth Elder,’ he asked, “Should we be letting Chen Jingzhou go just like that? If we could keep holding him…”
Blargh!
Even before the Grand finished, the blade-wielding middle-aged man—Sixth Elder vomited a mouthful of blood .
“Sixth Elder!”
“Six…”
Sixth Elder waved the others off, seething, “It’s alright . Chen Jingzhou has simply injured my pulse with his sword will, but I could use that to refine my martial will . In fact, it would be an opportunity for me to develop my blade will as well . ”
His tone changed then, and he laughed with a face brimming with joy . “This is already enough even if we couldn’t kill Chen Jingzhou . Pain Star would have taken Lingzhou City by now, and that alone would be a major feat . Hurry, help me contact Pain Star!”
Advertisement
- In Serial96 Chapters
The Cassidia Saga
Roric is the only son in a family of farmers. He dreams to leave his village and break free from its rules of life. When a tragic event shakes the roots of his life he is left alone, almost dead and forced to confront his childish powerlessness. With the help of a mercenary band and a kind priest, he will deal with the shadows of the past and find his true strength. The Cassidia saga is a sword and sorcery styled adventure. It spans several books. Updated on Tuesday and Friday. You can support the project and gain early-access to future chapters via my Patreon page. Official Facebook - Official Discord server
8 136 - In Serial8 Chapters
Goblin Plane
In a world of magic and supernatural, where goblins have built a mighty sci-fi empire, A man from the twenty first century Earth finds himself suddenly waking up in the body of Ragnar Kalwar, a young goblin of noble descent that had been exiled from his fief by his father to Anneliese City, the capital of the Goblin Union on the pretext of pursuing his studies.Little did he know that just as he got used to his goblin identity, he would be thrust into a survival game... This is a tale of his survival.This is a tale of his journey in the universe.This is a tale of his followers.This is a tale of the rise of the 'Goblin Plane'!
8 159 - In Serial7 Chapters
The Ties That Bind
John Divine avoided home like it was riddled with disease, returning long enough each year to visit the few people he cared about and then leaving before the person he avoided was informed he was there. But when he returned home to find his brother, all that anonymity went out the window. Cameras, paparazzi, and every other snake who could go crawling back to their master with whatever they could gather about him were lined up to poke and prod at whatever little tidbits about him they could gather. Thrust back into the spotlight and his mothers crosshairs, he will need to save his family, stand his ground, and find himself along the way. A list easy enough to accomplish, unless you happen to be a reincarnated grecian diety. Dawn was a hard worker. She worked for a local restaurant, helped her aunts run their store, and was a typical mid-twenties american girl. That is until she met a not so local anymore man by the name of John. Now shes solving ancient riddles, narrowly avoiding her own demise and discovering a whole new side to the town she calls home. With her whole world uprooted around her, all she can do is hang on.
8 86 - In Serial10 Chapters
Celestial Beings: Evolution
Celestials. These beings are often known as 'Gods', or 'Superior Beings'. Which is infact true. These beings cannot be compared to the life of a Human, or any other species for that matter. This story is telling the tale of Eloxus and his struggles to survive in this convoluted game called the Evolution Game by the Celestials. Will Eloxus be able to adapt into this harsh, feast or famine world? This is completely new territory for him! Eloxus gets the chance to become a Lesser Being - however, is he able to morph and transform his new self into something special? Maybe he can become a Celestials Instrument if he becomes interesting enough. The world is his oyster. Will he be able to find companions for his needs? If so, who? : )
8 181 - In Serial25 Chapters
The times and struggle of a orc cook in the Demon Lord's army. (On Hiatus due to reasons seen in summary)
Title needed a change. So a full honest update to you all who are reading and following this story. I'm putting this story on a Hiatus not only because of I'm trying to improve my spelling and grammer (which is slow going) but also due to other reasons listed down below. 1) The story is getting a full re-write as these last months have given me time to see what I have already writen and what else I have planned is not gonna work no matter how much I've tried with what I call 'test chapters' to see how what works or not. 2) I don't really have the time to write, mainly thanks to life deciding to throw a bunch of stuff and leaving me exhausted both mentally and physically. And what little free time I have is barely enough for me to do anything that other than sleep or play a game for maybe 15 min. 3) I have a job and bills to pay. Some of which are overdue. It also dose not help that thanks to the new inflations in prices, I've been struggling to get things in order. So now you all know. Once things have calmed down and gotten somewhat in order again, I'll be posting the new first chapter as soon as I can along with a new summary for the story. Until then, I hope you all have a nice day and enjoy all the other stories you can find around this wonderful site.
8 143 - In Serial16 Chapters
I'm not psycho ~ Violate - Violet and Tate
She wish that she could kill herself and never come back this time, just for still loving TateIt would all be okay if he didn't do what he didTate sat in the corner, cuddling his knees sobbingIts not my fault... im not psychoHe thought to himself, wiping away the tears
8 159

