Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 94
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 94: Give You Face?
At the center of the potato minefield was Jiang He, lying face-down and clutching his head .
He subtly looked out with the corner of his eye, and saw that one of the potatoes was expanding rapidly as endless flames surged within . In the next second and with a resounding boom, the potato exploded, followed by a second potato, a third, and a fourth… .
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The tremendous explosions echoed one after another beside his ears, the fiery radiance that instantly burst out dyeing the night sky bright red . The violent explosions triggered a chain effect as well, and the deafening rumbles seemed to be never-ending as all fifty potatoes Jiang He buried blew up!
Jiang He quickly closed his eyes .
The light…
Was blinding .
Even if he had the perfect defense of being prone and clutching his head, he could clearly feel the tremors from the potato blast .
“These potatoes are as powerful as the strengthened pea bombs…” Jiang He thought, suddenly feeling heartache . He should have just planted around twenty potatoes if he knew the potato landmines had that much yield—was it not a waste planting fifty in a single breath?
Meanwhile, as the shockwave of the explosion surged across every direction like a tide, the zombies that were lunging towards the potato minefield were directly vaporized . Even the ones further away were caught in the shockwave and left in pieces .
The potato beneath Killer Star detonated too, and his corpse was directly blown sky-high .
“Holy crap…”
Further away on top of the horned boar’s back, Pain Star had a bad feeling in the split second she saw Jiang He drop down to the ground . And yet, before she could react, the potato minefield had already blown .
“Back! Back away right now!” She squealed .
Hence, the horned boar beneath her promptly turned and ran . In fact, her warning was unnecessary—both Heavenly Generals Earthen Diction and Earthen Majesty were already running for their lives as well .
Earthen Savage also promptly fled!
However, he was merely an Awakened . While his superpower meant he was not much weaker than Earthen Diction and Earthen Majesty, he was far lacking when it came to physique .
Advertisement
As such, he could feel the violent heatwave streaming towards his back even before he could get 50 meters away . He promptly clenched his teeth and animated his superpower so that his whole body burst into flames, and in the next instant, the fiery light from the minefield explosion drowned him out .
***
“Oh, I’ve really planted too much!”
“Such a shame! Such a waste!”
“By the way, I thought I saw Killer Star’s corpse fly . Wonder if it was blown into pieces… well, if it was, I guess I could only visit his cenotaph next year . ”
Meanwhile, the barrage of potato explosions continued echoing beside his ears .
Clutching his head and remaining facedown, Jiang He felt very bored as many thoughts crossed his mind .
In the end, it took ten whole seconds for the shockwave to fade!
With that, Jiang He promptly leaped up from the ground and looked around . Everything that was within a thousand square meters was now vaporized, and he himself was in the middle of a big crater that the explosion formed .
“That boar knight hag and those three Sky Demon Cultists who didn’t look too weak were quite far, and definitely would have reacted in time and escaped… could they have really escaped?”
“That’s not good…” Jiang He exclaimed inwardly .
Carrying his sword, he sneaked into the darkness of the night .
***
At the same time, three kilometers away .
Blargh!
Pain Star abruptly vomited a mouthful of fresh blood even as she sat on the horned boar’s back, her face now pale-white .
Beside her, both the Earthen Diction Heavenly General and the Earthen Majesty Heavenly General were unscathed . Still, their bodies could not really take being pushed to the limit at a moment’s notice, leaving their qi boiling and their blood churning rather unbearably .
Still, when Earthen Diction saw Pain Star vomit blood, he quickly went to her, asking, “Are you alright, my lady?”
Pain Star opened her mouth, only to vomit another mouthful of blood .
The explosion had been too sudden—the horde of corpses which her power had been imbued into was blown into pieces before she could withdraw, injuring her grievously .
Waving him off, Pain Star said feebly, “It’s fine . It’s just a little recoil . ”
Advertisement
Even as she spoke, she clenched her teeth, her eyes at once flashing with murderous hatred and some degree of fear as she glared at the direction of the explosion .
“Was it worth it?” She muttered, as if to herself .
“Huh?”
Beside her, Earthen Diction appeared puzzled .
Pain Star continued then, “The information we had claimed that Jiang He is only in his twenties, but he already has the power to slay Killer Star . The potential in his future was inestimable, and it’s not impossible for him to reach the realm of the divine . Even so, he…”
Pausing, Pain Star gritted her teeth . “He actually had the guts to take us out with him?”
Indeed, in Pain Star’s perspective, Jiang He intends to self-destruct and kill them in the process .
He certainly could not be blamed for his confidence in that .
In fact, Earthen Diction was about to retort, and he couldn’t do so after thinking about it…
After all, the explosion just now was utterly frightening .
A rank-eight pinnacle martial artist wearing S-grade alloy armor would definitely die if they had been at the center of the explosion, without any chance of survival—let alone a mere rank-six like Jiang He .
Even rank-nine martial artists whose defenses were lacking would have been blown to death .
And yet…
He had a strange feeling .
‘Why did Jiang He do that?’ The Earthen Diction Heavenly General wondered then . ‘He just had to plant the mines and trigger it when we walked on it . He certainly did not have to show himself…”
“Why would he drop face down at the center of the explosion?”
Having a hundred questions but no answer, Earthen Diction shook his head, and suddenly exclaimed when he remembered something . “Where’s Earthen Savage? Did… Did he die?”
“He’s not dead . ”
Pain Star said confidently . “Earthen Savage is a fire-type Awakened who could completely convert flames into energy for short periods of time . In that state, he would not be seriously injured even if the magnitude of the explosion exceeds his power . ”
Then, her gaze changed and she seethed, “Let’s regroup for a while . After that, we’ll continue our plan to take Lingzhou City!”
“But…”
Both Earthen Diction and Earthen Majesty traded looks and were about to dissuade her when Pain Star coldly said, “Relax, my superpower is special . As long as we could pile up a high-enough body count when we get to Lingzhou City, I could quickly heal and control corpses again, building another army of zombies that don’t fear death… hmmm?”
She turned towards the dark night .
Under the moonlight, the Earthen Savage Heavenly General was making his way towards them despite having trouble walking .
His body was still smoking .
His fire-type power did nullify most of the shockwave… but the explosion was still powerful that he was hurt considerably .
Earthen Majesty, who was on good terms with Earthen Savage was delighted to see him alive, and walked up to him with a smile . “Earth…”
Be that as it may, his face dropped in the instant he uttered that single word .
The tip of a sword had suddenly pierced through Earthen Savage’s chest .
Earthen Savage’s face stiffened, but even as he tried to turn his head to look behind him with much difficulty, a large palm held his head and firmly shoved—
Crack .
Earthen Savage dropped rigidly into the dirt . Even as life escaped his body, he never once saw the face of the youth who killed him .
“No!”
“That’s impossible!”
Pain Star looked as if she had seen a ghost, mumbling, “You’re a rank-six! How could you be safe in the center of the explosion?”
Jiang He, brandishing his Dragon-Slaying Saber and laughing coldly . “Everyone, please do not resist, and I just might let you die in one piece . ”
Eh?
Jiang He did a double take even as those words left his mouth .
Wasn’t there something with my tone just now? Why did it feel like I’m a demon lord?
I’m clearly the victim here, alright?
Nonetheless, composing himself, Jiang He bounded forward, Dragon-Slaying Saber in hand and bellowing in rage, “You bunch of psychos really pushed me too far! Why should I give face after you dogs attacked me again and again!?”
1
Advertisement
- In Serial41 Chapters
I'm just an 'Ordinary' Human (MCU fanfic)
A guy gets hit by a truck and sent to a fantasy world with less power than your average peasant. (Un)fortunately, he discovered his secret power of Immortality at the hands of the current destroy-the-world inclined Demon Lord and becomes experimental subject #1. After hundreds of years, the Demon Lord is killed and the job of destruction was handed to him. Being not terribly favorably inclined to this fantasy world, he wreaks havoc on the world... Killing sacred beasts, massacring cities with an army of undead, headhunting servants of God, plaguing a whole continent with a deadly virus.But he was still unsatisfied.During an experiment, he accidentally killed himself trying to open a gateway to a new world. And wakes up from his coma in his original world. Except, it isn't his world, exactly. Now there is a man in a metal suit, a 90-years old buff dude with a shield, a muscle head demi-god and other weirdos who formed a team called the ‘Avengers’. None of that matters though, because he is so over all that drama. This life is going to be carefree. Or at least, that's the plan. Note: The 4th wall is thin on this one, so the MC often breaks it. As this is fanfiction, I will make sure to follow the "Fair use" clause of the Copyright law. Please support this on its original website too, Webnovel.
8 169 - In Serial15 Chapters
Tales of the Legendary Scholar
They meet in the most unlikely moment and turned their life around. Freidrech newly arrived in his own nation's capital city, which is so foreign to him compared to his village's idyllic and nondiscriminatory atmosphere, after he is forced to come. Now, he is facing a royal prince and tells him to bow. This draws out one of his late father's teachings from the deepest recesses in his mind. "The blood of your great ancestors runs in your veins. Don't easily bow down to anyone, or accept suppression by any being, not even from a monarch, unless you pledge your allegiance to him. Also, giving in to oppression is directly telling the oppressor that you're easy prey and open for manipulation." He is uncertain on how to face this oppression right now. Will he bows or not? What will he do to uphold his father's words while keeping his life safe? As for the prince, Theodrech has nothing to do with Freidrech, so he wishes to let this slip, but the boy opens his mouth and proposes the most ludicrous challenge he ever heard and triggers his curiosity. "I, Freidrech Goederf Gerboud, son of the late Village Chief Louvel Gerboud of Wrilon, will challenge you, Your Highness, to a battle of riddles… If you win, I will not only bow but be your servant for the rest of my life." This amuses the prince. It is the first he met a boy of the same age who is not intimidated by the air of authority he projects. Rather, this boy challenges him. "Why are you so headstrong? In fact, bowing to me is an honor. You saw the King's noble Knights. When they saw me, they bowed," says Theodrech, testing Freidrech. "Allow me to be forward, Your Highness. For me, bowing to a monarch does not guarantee loyalty. If I were you, I rather have men who stand straight in my presence but who got my back, than bowing men who are dreaming of my death," replies Freidrech. The prince’s curiosity increases. A huge smile is seen on his face. Prince Theodrech decides to take Freidrech under his wing. Little did they know, this boy who Prince Theodrech takes in as his confidant and friend in the most ridiculous fashion is someone indispensable in his life and the one who can help him succeed the throne when he almost believes he has lost. Thus, the Tales of the Legendary Scholar begins. ------ o ------ Old Synopsis: A famous ancient adage stated, behind a successful man is a woman BUT… In these lands, the monarchs are seeking not a woman to stand behind them but the man hailed as the Legendary Scholar. However, this legendary figure starts off in life as a youngster of humble birth, a newly orphaned lad named Freidrech, who courageously faces the high-strung aristocrats and big-bellied bureaucrats in the kingdom.He is held in contempt as unscholarly, ignorant, and a plebeian from the hinterlands.But he proved them wrong.Not with an iron-clad fist of which he has none, but with his studious nature, ingeniousness, courage, wit, and honesty. Also, with the assistance of two ousted beings: a former aka 'great wizard', and a burly fairy. Follow Freidrech’s adventures, on how he wins the heart of the future king of Xaeviel, befriends outlaws, prevents the people from being slaughtered from an unknown plague, rerouting the enemies’ attacks when reinforcements are denied, secures Prince Theodrech’s claim to the throne in the midst of utter despair, and many more.
8 237 - In Serial50 Chapters
Abnormal
Millie is a 17 years old girl, she attended Peri high, an Unordinary school in an Unordinary world. Where almost everyone is born with a quirk and a rank, but not everyone, 0.004% of the population are cripples, a non magic folk, kinda like muggle in Harry Potter. Peri High is a popular school known for their powerful students and...where high tiers look down on low tiers, thinking they're better with a higher level and more important (It's actually really normal in this city) Millie kept herself on low profile, lying about her quirk and rank, she pretended to be a cripple, wanting to make real friends who doesn't care about her rank and quirk. While hiding a dark secret, trying to hide and forget her past, she stayed hidden. A new kind of Unordinary.
8 72 - In Serial8 Chapters
Dimensional Dissonance
A cataclysm. A new world with many fundimental changes, or perhaps an old world with a new face. New entities that have never before been seen. A young man named Gareth awakens unusual powers in the form of a symbiotic transdimensional entity. These powers can change the world, prevent the extinction of humanity, and perhaps even pave the way for a whole new world. However, where there is power, there will always be those who seek to abuse it. They aren't content with sharing, and will do absolutely anything to stop Gareth from becoming who he was destinied to be. Caveat: While the novel does contain the LitRPG tag, this is not the primary focus of the story. Instead, the LitRPG structure is used as a plot device within this story.
8 109 - In Serial44 Chapters
Reborn As Future Trunks
A anime fan reincarnates as Future Trunks with a few special abilitiesNote I don't own dragon ball, bleach or garden of sinners
8 139 - In Serial16 Chapters
I made a contract with a beast.
Change comes around and goes around, and sometimes, it sticks around too.
8 116

