
In SerialThe Mystifying Diviner Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts Slice of Life
Content warning, there is cursing in the story and there will be some pretty heavy sexual innuendos in it also. I don’t really plan to write gore, but there will be fight scenes.
Fair warning to readers, it is a slow start. But hopefully it is enjoyable for you to read.
Follow the story of an old chef who was lucky to be selected to become a system host. Well maybe not so lucky, because gaining the system killed him. He will be given a system that might not be the best match for him. While also having to deal with a snarky system monitor who might not be that helpful most of the time. He will also use his new found powers to enjoy life in a new younger body.
What you can expect from this story is bad writing, poor grammar, and slow pacing maybe. Food, cooking, comedy, slice of life, fighting, exploring, tournaments, scamming and probably face slapping. I mean who doesn’t like a good face slapping? This is my take on a cultivation story, a lot of Eastern stuff will be crammed into with a mix of Western.
This story started as a goal for myself to write 60,000 words in a month for NaNoWriMo. I was able to do it even with taking days off and not writing. I plan to keep writing the story, but at a slightly slower pace. I am aiming for 2-3 chapters a week now with about 4-7k words written.
This is only posted on RoyalRoad currently, and I have no plans to change that for now.
Cover art is by Jack0fheart
[Participant in the 2021 Royal Road Writathon Challenge for the month of November 2021]
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1. 0000. Prologue
2. 0001. It could be worse.
3. 0002. So, you wanna be a cultivator?
4. 0003. Every journey starts with a single step
5. 0004. But i would walk 500 miles.
6. 0005. Now this is Divining!
7. 0006. The Blue Jewel
8. 0007. Good tea
9. 0008. Family issues.
10. 0009. Power play
11. 0010. A not so simple misunderstanding
12. 0011. No shame
13. 0012. Foodgasm
14. 0013. A proposal of work
15. 0014. Never go into debt
16. 0015. Sometimes you just want to...
17. 0016. Shopping is a pain.
18. 0017. Working out in the morning is good for your body.
19. 0018. Always show up early, to leave a good impression.
20. 0019. Learning to cut, the first step on learning how to cook.
21. 0020. Lunch is served
22. 0021. Some times you just want to spend money.
23. 0022. Sometimes you just can't make people happy.
24. 0023. The power of the Dao
25. 0024. The title is the last sentence of the chapter.
26. 0025. Everyone can make a mistake.
27. 0026. Food so good, you get kicked out.
28. 0027. Make sure you hire proper help.
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Infracto Animo
Pain. Lies. Betrayal. Deceit. Struggles. Sufferings. Humans are an Embodiment of Sin. They Lie, Cheat, Steal, Kill, Threaten, Rape, Betray, and Blackmail. All of this in order to sate their Greed, their Lust, their Envy, their Wrath, their Laziness, their Gluttony and their Pride. As such, Humans go to incredible lengths to achieve their goals. This reaches the point where it can be called "Inhumane". But if Humans are an Embodiment of Sin, is there really such a thing called "Inhumane"? They say "God created us all equal." and "We are equal in God's eyes." yet why are there many people who are poor, sickly and deformed. Did they do something to be punished as such? Even before they were born? Is there really such a thing called "Equality"? Is there really such a thing called "Peace"? Is there really such a thing called "God"? This is a story about the pain, struggles and sufferings of a man bound in a loop of never ending hatred and betrayal. Will he break the loop and end his ordeals? Or will he accept his fate and accept the loop? Light and Dark; Good and Bad; Angels and Demons; Abyss or Utopia. What will the man choose? Succumb to Darkness or reach out towards the Light. Now his story begins... This story is pretty grim and depressing with vivid violence (gore on the later part). Sexual content is included but I don't plan on making this an ero-novel so it will just involve rape and (not-so)normal intercourse. MC starts normal and simple then turns anti-hero but... well, let's just say he won't stay that way but he also won't be a "good guy". Just a HEADS UP, I am not into satanism or cults or anti-christ but some themes and dialogues here are related to demons and stuff like that so to those who will read this, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. This story is a fictional novel by which is created by the author's own words and thoughts. Any person, circumstances or happenings that are written here is purely fictional and does not relate to anything that might coincide with the plot settings and characters of this story. This story is the manifestation of the author's (my) own understanding of pain, deceit, struggles, betrayal and suffering but it does not represent the author's (my) own experiences in life.
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Hunger, poverty, and suffering rampages throughout the world of Terra, as its seven great nations remain locked in a draining stalemate. In the midst of all this, Eremus and Ducis, two insignificant boys born with nothing, to nothing, develop a grand ambition to conquer the world and rid it of the concept of war forever. Eremus is proud of his cunning, and is confident that it will serve him well in achieving his shared ambition with Ducis. However, now he must match wits with the greatest minds of the land, and he may find that he has bitten off far more than he can chew... Note: This is a story I wrote when I was in high school, and have only recently moved it here to Royal Road. It was my first stab at writing an original fiction of my own, and though I had many things planned for it, I don't think I'll be continuing this now or in the forseeable future.
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I am a freshly divorced, retired special agent. My mind, body, and spirit are in shambles but I am recovering. I use this public forum to air my personal bullshit, hoping to find answers to my two biggest questions: why did my life get so fucked up even though I always tried so hard and what should I do in my next attempt at building relationships? I am Raw Rothbard.
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