
In SerialThe Mystifying Diviner Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts Slice of Life
Content warning, there is cursing in the story and there will be some pretty heavy sexual innuendos in it also. I don’t really plan to write gore, but there will be fight scenes.
Fair warning to readers, it is a slow start. But hopefully it is enjoyable for you to read.
Follow the story of an old chef who was lucky to be selected to become a system host. Well maybe not so lucky, because gaining the system killed him. He will be given a system that might not be the best match for him. While also having to deal with a snarky system monitor who might not be that helpful most of the time. He will also use his new found powers to enjoy life in a new younger body.
What you can expect from this story is bad writing, poor grammar, and slow pacing maybe. Food, cooking, comedy, slice of life, fighting, exploring, tournaments, scamming and probably face slapping. I mean who doesn’t like a good face slapping? This is my take on a cultivation story, a lot of Eastern stuff will be crammed into with a mix of Western.
This story started as a goal for myself to write 60,000 words in a month for NaNoWriMo. I was able to do it even with taking days off and not writing. I plan to keep writing the story, but at a slightly slower pace. I am aiming for 2-3 chapters a week now with about 4-7k words written.
This is only posted on RoyalRoad currently, and I have no plans to change that for now.
Cover art is by Jack0fheart
[Participant in the 2021 Royal Road Writathon Challenge for the month of November 2021]
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1. 0000. Prologue
2. 0001. It could be worse.
3. 0002. So, you wanna be a cultivator?
4. 0003. Every journey starts with a single step
5. 0004. But i would walk 500 miles.
6. 0005. Now this is Divining!
7. 0006. The Blue Jewel
8. 0007. Good tea
9. 0008. Family issues.
10. 0009. Power play
11. 0010. A not so simple misunderstanding
12. 0011. No shame
13. 0012. Foodgasm
14. 0013. A proposal of work
15. 0014. Never go into debt
16. 0015. Sometimes you just want to...
17. 0016. Shopping is a pain.
18. 0017. Working out in the morning is good for your body.
19. 0018. Always show up early, to leave a good impression.
20. 0019. Learning to cut, the first step on learning how to cook.
21. 0020. Lunch is served
22. 0021. Some times you just want to spend money.
23. 0022. Sometimes you just can't make people happy.
24. 0023. The power of the Dao
25. 0024. The title is the last sentence of the chapter.
26. 0025. Everyone can make a mistake.
27. 0026. Food so good, you get kicked out.
28. 0027. Make sure you hire proper help.
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