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You've heard of superheroes, seen them flying across the sky, destroying great swaths of cities and ending countless innocent lives in order to defeat great evils and world-spanning threats and sell lots of sponsorships and merchandising opportunities.
This is a story about the guy that is not those heroes. A supervillain in a world where making the right friends and political contacts is what separates the good guys from the bad.
The Alchemyst is a story about a normal guy in a crazy world that spends his time trying to follow his dreams and conscience, working on new potions, thinking about girls, and lifting heavy shit, while trying to stay under the radar of the superheroes, supervillains, and governments that want what he can do.
And occasionally turning them into makeshift melee weapons.
If you enjoy The Boys, the Aberrant roleplaying game, Mystery Men, Trashy romances, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, or SAW you may enjoy this book.
Please note that this book has extremely graphic and sometimes gross fight scenes, heroes as villains, villains as heroes, opinionated and often politically incorrect characters, some graphic sex scenes, dad jokes, dirty jokes, realistic depictions of romance and flirting, bondage and dominance themes, and more than a few cuss words when they are really appropriate.
This is NOT a superhero genre deconstruction. Many heroes truly are heroes, and they don't all need to be destroyed to make a good story, but it does look into the dark side of superpowers and the unreasonable and often contradictory demands placed on exceptional people.
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1. Chapter 1. Lifting Heavy Shit
2. Chapter 2. Gotta keep 'em separated
3. Chapter 3. Better living through chemistry
4. Chapter 4. More Human than Human
5. Chapter 5. Keep it in the family
6. Chapter 6. The great glass escalator
7. Chapter 7. All men like barbecue.
8. Chapter 8. A ridiculous costume
9. Chapter 9. Voodoo, You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe.
10. Chapter 10. 3 wishes
11. Chapter 11. Messy Melee Weapons
12. Chapter 12. Take me down, in the Paradise City
13. Chapter 13. It's my time to fly.
14. Chapter 14. Panty Raid
15. Chapter 15. 27-year-old (mostly) virgin
16. Chapter 16. Its a brand new Ballclub
17. Chapter 17. Clues to the past
18. Chapter 18. Lucas gets a girlfriend
19. Chapter 19. The DMA sucks
20. Chapter 20. Detroit Rock City
21. Chapter 21. Proteus sucks
22. Chapter 22. What's love got to do with it?
23. Chapter 23. Dream a little Dream
24. Chapter 24. Vengeance is a dish best served with ketchup
25. Chapter 25. Whack-A-Mole
26. Chapter 26. Epilogue for book 1
27. Antonia
28. Sif
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