Transmigration Retiree Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Sci-fi Adventure Harem Wuxia
"What's that you say? I can never leave this reality ever? Good!"
Ed, was a normal man in a world full of superheroes, so he didn't really have too many complaints when that first truck fell on him. After all he'd read enough comics to know that sometimes things just happen. Besides he'd been getting on in years when it happened, and his life till then, though lonely, had more or less been fully lived.
The second time around when that one guy pushed him off a cliff for a chalice of immortal ambrosia, wasn't so cool though, and then there was that third time when he was just getting used to life as a lady, and that crazy goddess showed up out of nowhere and started ranting about purging the demon menace....then some other stuff happened and he briefly got to go back to earth before falling into a coma where he adventured in the world of dreams.
Then the aliens came, and the dream ended and he was suddenly stuck being the AI Overmind for the whole damn star systm. The aliens died, and because he was all mechanical and what-not he just kind of had to keep on going.
Forced to continue collecting the materials and data from countless worlds that were destoryed in the process.
Then there was that whole war with the gods business that followed...mostly because of all that world destroying he did because of some fairly faulty programming.
Anyway, thankfully someone pulled a "rocks fall" on that whole curfuffle, because by the time he was in control of himself again, things had long gotten out of hand.
Now the powers-that-be tell him that he must spend the rest of his existence in single lonely section of the cosmos. Trapped in a single portion of a single universe. And now he weeps...No worries though, these are tears of joy.
Hopefully this final unending existence he's been given will be the quiet life he's been looking for.
A Man who's seen everything gets abducted by aliens and is converted into an AI that sits at the helm of a fleet of alien ships and behind the computer systems for most their planets. This Alien AI goes to war with the gods and ends up nearly destroying an entire reality. The Angels condemn the troublemaking AI to life as normal child on a far off world....All truth said, the "AI" couldn't be happier. His life's been far too interesting(read: Scary, Inconvenient and Painful) in his opinion and he could do with a bit of normalcy.
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1. 1: Kick the Can
2. 2: Odd Child Out
3. 3: Youthful Idiosyncrasies
4. 4: Imprinting Complete
5. 5:Protectorate
6. 6: Adults are Childish
7. 7: How the Sausage is Made
8. 8: For Fun or For Profit
9. 9: Vultures and Magpies
10. 10: Springtime of Youth
11. 11: Unromantic
12. 12: Rice and Roses
13. 13: Top of the World
14. 14: Do What You Do
15. 15: Fever Pitch
16. 16: Onwards and Forwards
17. 17: Pill Form
18. 18: Family Jewels
19. 19: Back of the Head
20. 20: Dark Horse or Stalking Horse
21. 21: Ringer
22. 22: Jade and Diamond
23. 23: Matriculation
24. 24: Ripples and Waves
25. 25: Sect Member
26. 26: Ping Pong
27. 27: Home Visit
28. 28: Hero Stuff
Liches Get Stitches
Now Available in Ebook Liches Get Stitches (book 1); and Liching Hour (book 2) Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs. Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?Wrong.Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbours of the realm. Now instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.Featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery, undead paradise never looked so good. Readers beware: this is a very gory story, and a slice-of-?life adventure. Discord server
8 435A Girl's, Unusual Existence
From a similar but parallel Earth, Ame, a former scientist suddenly finds herself reborn in the world of Sen. Much to her dismay she is thrust into an illogical world full of "Energy" or better known as "Qi." A world full of flying warriors and powerful Clans/Sects or legendary monsters and immortal beings only being the tip of the iceberg. Who will triumph in the end? [Please support author, Me, by buying the 1st draft novel on Amazon or donating to my patron. https://www.patreon.com/posts/8642910 ] (Art belongs to original creator.)
8 395Law of the Jungle
In New York City, cultivation studies are taken very seriously and cultivators are plentiful. The city is the biggest hub of chi research in the United States. It also holds the most cultivation schools of any city in the country. The same goes for its "Jungle Schools". The students of these unique cultivation schools, commonly known as "Warriors", are encouraged by the state to engage in battles with students from other Jungle Schools until only one school sits at the top. For them the laws of the state take a backseat the laws of the concrete jungle. This is the bizarre version of New York City Isaac Moon has found himself trapped in. Equipped with some strange interface he barely understands, Isaac tries to find his way back to his own reality one fight at a time. Hopefully, he can make it back before his 'old habits' get the best of him again.
8 162Wayfarer's Guild (A LitRPG Story)
No good deed goes unpunished. Nova Davis learns this first hand when helping a crying girl leads to being transported to another world. Attacked by monsters, hunted by gods, and dealing with a secretive Summoner who is insistent she help him build a guild, Nova can't catch a break. And this is only the beginning of her issues. At least she has a cool System that gives her skills, right? Too bad its malfunctioning. While Nova struggles with a glitchy system and a class she's not sure how to use, she'll explore the wonders and magic of a fantasy world and the creatures within it. Come and follow Nova in Wayfarer's Guild, a LitRPG story that combines adventure and slice-of-life. Updates five days a week, Monday thru Friday around 11am EST.
8 132Return to Yesterday
This is a story about trust. A story about a girl with many names, none of which were hers, and a single second that wasn't really a second at all. It's a story about a friendship that shouldn't have been trusted but was, and a friendship that should have been trusted but wasn't. And most of all, this is a story of warning. Of a path that was taken when no other was seen, through a forest that can grow in an instant and may never fully be cleared. No two paths are the same. Nor are any two forests. But this is Io's path. And this is where it goes. (Also published on Quotev)
8 149Left the World as Villager A. Came Back a Mecha Pilot.
Synopsis:Myst Evrard was your typical rural village kid. He once dreamed of fame and a life of adventure but quickly gave up on the idea after realizing he just wasn't cut out for that sort of stuff.It doesn't really help that his best friend became a monster and demon slaying hero and his first crush turned out to be a long lost princess of the kingdom. As he finally resolves himself to live a mundane village life, he suddenly encounters an unfortunate accident and dies. Just when he thought things couldn't possibly get any worse...But when he opened his eyes next, fully expecting to find himself in the netherworld, what he saw was... Giant robots?! What the heck was going on?
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