Transmigration Retiree Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Sci-fi Adventure Harem Wuxia
"What's that you say? I can never leave this reality ever? Good!"
Ed, was a normal man in a world full of superheroes, so he didn't really have too many complaints when that first truck fell on him. After all he'd read enough comics to know that sometimes things just happen. Besides he'd been getting on in years when it happened, and his life till then, though lonely, had more or less been fully lived.
The second time around when that one guy pushed him off a cliff for a chalice of immortal ambrosia, wasn't so cool though, and then there was that third time when he was just getting used to life as a lady, and that crazy goddess showed up out of nowhere and started ranting about purging the demon menace....then some other stuff happened and he briefly got to go back to earth before falling into a coma where he adventured in the world of dreams.
Then the aliens came, and the dream ended and he was suddenly stuck being the AI Overmind for the whole damn star systm. The aliens died, and because he was all mechanical and what-not he just kind of had to keep on going.
Forced to continue collecting the materials and data from countless worlds that were destoryed in the process.
Then there was that whole war with the gods business that followed...mostly because of all that world destroying he did because of some fairly faulty programming.
Anyway, thankfully someone pulled a "rocks fall" on that whole curfuffle, because by the time he was in control of himself again, things had long gotten out of hand.
Now the powers-that-be tell him that he must spend the rest of his existence in single lonely section of the cosmos. Trapped in a single portion of a single universe. And now he weeps...No worries though, these are tears of joy.
Hopefully this final unending existence he's been given will be the quiet life he's been looking for.
A Man who's seen everything gets abducted by aliens and is converted into an AI that sits at the helm of a fleet of alien ships and behind the computer systems for most their planets. This Alien AI goes to war with the gods and ends up nearly destroying an entire reality. The Angels condemn the troublemaking AI to life as normal child on a far off world....All truth said, the "AI" couldn't be happier. His life's been far too interesting(read: Scary, Inconvenient and Painful) in his opinion and he could do with a bit of normalcy.
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1. 1: Kick the Can
2. 2: Odd Child Out
3. 3: Youthful Idiosyncrasies
4. 4: Imprinting Complete
5. 5:Protectorate
6. 6: Adults are Childish
7. 7: How the Sausage is Made
8. 8: For Fun or For Profit
9. 9: Vultures and Magpies
10. 10: Springtime of Youth
11. 11: Unromantic
12. 12: Rice and Roses
13. 13: Top of the World
14. 14: Do What You Do
15. 15: Fever Pitch
16. 16: Onwards and Forwards
17. 17: Pill Form
18. 18: Family Jewels
19. 19: Back of the Head
20. 20: Dark Horse or Stalking Horse
21. 21: Ringer
22. 22: Jade and Diamond
23. 23: Matriculation
24. 24: Ripples and Waves
25. 25: Sect Member
26. 26: Ping Pong
27. 27: Home Visit
28. 28: Hero Stuff
Give me my lily pad back.
Mibbet was a plain old frog, a frog? Long legs:check. Long Tongue:check supremely pissed off that somebody transformed her into a princess? Wait..... WHAT? Now she has to contend with international politics, roving bandits, stalker princes, and figuring out why the hell she's suddenly human all at once. Today is shaping up to be a very weird day, and she hasn't even had her morning fly yet.
8 157Galactic Fist of Legend
In the year 2018 a bright star appeared near Earth. Humanity as a whole was briefly introduced to a race of beings far beyond their understanding. During that brief interaction a proclamation was made, Defeat the Grand Emissary or become the eternal slaves of those who had arrived at Earth. The only chance for victory was for people all across the globe to make a choice. When prompted to become a champion and a play a bizarre game of life or death they could choose yes or no. Those who chose no, went about their lives afterward. All memory of the event was lost despite the fact that their very existence as a free species hung by a single thread. Will those who said yes manage to survive the horror of the game and become strong enough to defeat the Grand Emissary. Can one of them become... The Galactic Fist of Legend. Also, it's a comedy. Pretty obvious, right? Notes: This story will contain graphic violence, stupid humor, nudity, sexiness, and maybe I'll give the main character a pet cat or something. I don't know yet. Still, you need to be pretty mature to properly take care of a pet. Notes2: This story is my answer to stories such as Gantz, Terror Infinity, Battle Royale, Btoom!, and strangely enough... Captain N: The Video Game Master. It is an original story, but it does seek to give a similar vibe to some of those tales of legend. However, it is not meant to be an overly serious tale as I have decided that the new stories that I release in the coming year will be mostly comedies.
8 216A Path Wide Enough for One
A story about the second son of a noble house and his journey down the path of magehood. Follow Asmodeas as he seeks to step out of the shadow of the name of his family and prove himself every bit as worthy as his brother who has gone before him, a famous mage in his own right. This is a world where Gods, Immortals and mages roam with impunity, filled with magic and wonder, mystery and opportunity. Strongly focused on progression with elements of the "rational" subgenre of fantasy. Magic academy.
8 185The Cycler Gangs of Beta Fornax
A thousand years after humanity colonized the stars, society is split between the Academics and the Hipsters. When Juno saves Fern from a rival bicycle gang, they are thrust into the middle of the struggle between their two rigid societies—one which believes in culture and tradition above all else, and the other which strictly adheres to the pursuit of scientific knowledge. With Juno raised as a hipster bicycle gang member, and Fern as a scientist, the two become friends and learn to work together to seek a path that neither society condones. When Fern detects a mysterious signal from deep in space, Juno joins her on her quest to uncover its origin before the angry biker gangs and vengeful scientists catch up to them. They discover a third society that neither of the others had known about which might just solve all their problems.
8 195Bound To The Tyrant Prince
A fearless modern girl decided to ignore the real history and go with her own flow.Becoming a proper young lady who is abandoned by her own family was indeed hard. However, the worst has yet to come. Until one day, she was summon to go back to her family manor. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ•••His presence alone exudes dignified air of a noble. Wearing a masks caused people's fear.Her fearless actions impressed him, at the same time he draw a line between them.𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙚𝙧𝙖?
8 166Berahi Solehah
(Tak vote tak sambung.Stop takat chapter 5 Vote tinggi baru ada minat sambung)Pernah menuntut di U , of T Oklahoma , US...dan sambung bekerja 4 tahun di sana seterunya pulang semula ke Malaysia....Yes I missed gangbang n BBc ( big black cock) so so much...Oh , ya....saya tak sombong...saya baik orangnya.....tetapi jika tidak menjawab apa apa walau , Hii sekalipun itu sebenarnya saya tak nak mulakan kemarahan saudara...saya ni kalau dah sibuk sangat dengan urusan harian ( walau pun bujang)kadang tu berminggu , berbulan baru jawab setiap conversations yang mana saudara sebagai kawan akan let down" dengan perangai saya yang juga sangat moody"...kejap gini , kejap gitu...Saya mengarang ni pun tiap kali semasa pepek tengah sangap batang BBc...itu yang bila (aku) baca cerita yang di karang tak sangka hasilnya semua pelik pelik , ni sah betul betul gila seks pengarangnya ... hu , huMaklumlah saya ni perempuan bila segala macam air nafsu naik kepala tak kan cakap nak kan batang pelir segera...tak patut lepaskan tempias kemarahan kat mana mana lelaki yang tengah chat dengan saya...tak nak hal hal semacam itu...Itu saya larang dan stop diri dari berbual dan chat...walau Hii sekalipun ...saya tahu kelemahan diri saya dan awal awal saya tak nak mengecewakan hati sesiapa...Harap maaf dan harap maklumIna Medinna , Tmn Maluri ,Cheras55100 KL
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