They are Smol Comedy Sci-fi Slice of Life
What if Humanity wasn't the apex predator among the stars?
What if those true apex predators saw mankind and came to the same conclusion: Holy cow they're all adorable.
The They are Smol series takes place in the near future after a disasterous first contact and the subesquent accidental invasion of Earth. Humanity is being uplifted for many reasons; they provide new culture and art on the galactic scene, sure. They can also look at scientific and social problems in a new light - absolutely. Mainly though, it's just to get them to do something productive with their lives and stop setting everything on fire-
Humans, for their part, are oscillating between abject fear at the otherness of their new neighbors and the frustration that they keep placing things on the top shelf.
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1. Chapter Won: The Beginning
2. Chapter Two: Chapter Boogaloo
3. Chapter Three: What, I've gotta be witty each chapter title? sheesh.
4. Chapter Four: Sneks on a Plane
5. Chapter Five: MEMES
6. Chapter Six: Goodboyes in space
7. Chapter Seven: Still goodboyes
8. Chapter Eight:
9. Chapter Nine: MOONDUST CRUSADERS
10. Chapter 10: A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?!?!
11. Chapter Eleven: War... war has changed.
12. Chapter12: At some point you're going to realize this whole series is an elaborate shitpost, right?
13. Chapter 13: If I get up my day is ruined
14. Chapter 14: I AM THE SENATE
15. Chapter 15: But why's the rum gone?
16. Chapter 16: Weaponize the Hubble
17. Chapter "this is actually a new arc": The Invasion of Earth
18. Tas: IoE: Chapter 2
19. TaS: IoE: Chapter 3 - Senpai is Noticed
20. TaS: IoE: Chapter 4 - Wherein humans get things ready for their visitors
21. TaS: IoE: Chapter 5 - Mipsy Deserved it
22. TaS: IoE: Chapter 6 - The answer is "Gun"
23. TaS: IoE: Chapter 7 - Just play dead?
24. TaS: IoE: Chapter 8 - The hard times
25. TaS: IoE: Chapter 9 - SPACE POPE BATTLE
26. TaS: IoE: Chapter 10 - True 'Strayan
27. TaS: IoE: Chapter 11 - Finnish Death Gods and the art of Squatting
28. TaS: IoE: Chapter 12 - If I can't have it NO ONE CAN
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The Atropos Schema
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Earth Ravaged: The Alliance Chronicles Book 1
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Precisive hunter
David goes to bed after a depressing day grieving over a lost friend, however he wakes up to a new world with magic, a system, and more! Note:The Title is a placeholder. The Picture is a placeholder. I am not a professional writer, please critique the series as you see fit. This is probably going to be a cliche dumpster fire. Thanks for any support. Word count per chapter: 1000 - 3500.
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Summer of 62
Nancy Sawyer is best friends with all the boys from the sandlot. Ya, read if you want. She likes Benny and stuff so. Just read I guess.Also (obviously) I didn't come up with most of this. Most of the characters are from the movie The Sandlot and only a couple are mine.
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Inquisitor Master Groupchat
i don't know what im doing anymore.
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