In SerialThey Shall Call Me EMPRESS (Cultivation Tales of an Isekai'ed Life Coach) Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts
Meet Lynn Lee: yoga instructor, personal trainer, life coach, and smoothie enthusiast...
Not a mystical martial artist.
Lynn is nobody special, and yet she awakens to find herself in somebody else's body in a merciless medieval world of martial arts cultivators and superhuman muscle wizards. And, what's more, the quirky meditation technique she's been practicing for years somehow gives her an edge over most of the locals. The only question is... will Lynn survive long enough to take advantage of it?
They Shall Call Me EMPRESS is my quirky take on the cultivation novel, a story of a fitness enthusiast Cali girl transported into a realm of immortal warriors and trying to survive... and maybe even thrive beyond her wildest imagination.
Chapter updates on Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday. Plus, sometimes I accidentally upload chapters on Tuesdays, which will either stand in for the Wednesday chapter or be a weekly bonus chapter. It is a mystery!
Please also check out my other novel, The Shadows Become Her
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Chapter Selections
1. 1. I Swear I've Never Been a Cannibal
2. 2. Wrong Body? Wrong Era? Wrong Planet?
3. 3. It's the Science That Was Wrong!
4. 4. A Grave Disservice to Raw Sewage
5. 5. Brave... in a Very Doomed and Foolish Sort of Way
6. 6. Cycle of the Empowered Buddha
7. 7. This Wasn't a Manga. I Am Not a Turtle.
8. 8. Everybody Thinks I'm a Crap Cultivator
9. 9. Bad Romance with the Impressionable Girl
10. 10. I Accidentally Drugged Our Hosts?
11. 11. Dragonfruit Mango Mint Cultivator Smoothie Included
12. 12. Taking a Mulligan
13. 13. A Big, Ghostly Finger
14. 14. Hangry for Magical Energy
15. 15. If This Is Good Karma, You Can Keep It
16. 16. Blown Into the Bardo
17. -New Patreon Announcement!-
18. 17. I Think the Medical Term is a 'Shart'
19. 18. Knock the Rest of the Teeth Right Out of His Face
20. 19. Dressed Like a Common Trollop
21. 20. Tempest of the Cold Heart
22. 21. It's In the Tabloids A Lot
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Natural Slave
Those who are as different from other men as the soul from the body or man from beast are slaves by nature. For them it is better to be ruled in accordance with this sort of rule, if such is the case for the other things mentioned. It is not advantageous for one to be held in slavery who is not a natural slave, for such a condition is sustained solely by force and results in enmity. Not all slaves are in chains. Not all slaves even realize that they are slaves. What is the truth of this world? The Logos are the Words of God. Time waits for man.
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Into What Is Impossible [Special Forces In Another World]
Delta Force operator and team leader Richard 'Fly' Hoyer is assigned to 'Area Zero'- a base in a world different from our own.Third rework of into what is impossible. Feedback is highly encouraged and appriciated.
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The Chosen: Colossus of Evil
For all beings are the paths of fate carved, but for three dark elven children did the loss of their parents put their fates in clear unwanted view. Being murdered by a wizard in the body of a beastly Minotuar, this brutal unscrupulous terror was bent on ruthless backlash to all in the realm for his own dark suffering past. Through the aging course of fifteen years, being both guided and protected by their new guardian uncle did the children’s mission finally start. Forced for their own safety from all they knew they leave their home that was fashioned in a world under the world. Their clan was nothing more than a rebel shadow of their old race, driven into hiding from persecution and disloyalty of not willing to uphold the continuing evil traditions of their ancestral nature; and with struggles unseen they fight to emerge from the shadows to the surface realm, with a final goal to one day be again equal both in sociological weight and rank. Accomplishing such tasks held its risks; for the three on their endeavor discover the complications of sibling rivalry, loyalty and personal acceptance. Unexpectedly do they find trials of the body, mind and soul with allied companions along their journey, that introduce them to truth, love and self sacrifice when stories of their own past intertwined with theirs. Will such tasks lead the children to the same doom that brought them to this very dark alley; or strengthen their resolve through the sight of true purpose not only to defeat their mortal enemy, but defend their continuing wished existence within the realm.
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The Bloodlet Sun
Two millennia after a planet-wide disaster, Humanity has once again taken to the stars, only to find themselves a late arrival to a crowded affair. As the mighty Thorian Empire sits temporarily stagnant reeling from the aftermath of a decades-old war, Earth has the opportunity to establish itself as a more prominent technological and political force. Would a resurgent Empire quash those ambitions once and for all or will it all crumble in the face of an even greater threat emerging from the depths of dead space? The Bloodlet Sun follows a cast of characters flung across the different corners of the knows worlds, as their intertwining stories affect the course of history and perhaps the survival of all sentient life.
8 113 - In Serial14 Chapters
War of Auras
In a medieval world full of kingdoms and conflicts, everyone is born with so-called auras, powers derived from the monsters that once inhabited the land. In this world, a boy named Akin was born with a minimal and weak amount of aura, making him much weaker than everyone else. Even with these delimitations, Akin is determined to become the strongest person. He will meet many people with different goals, stories, and powers in his adventure. He will also have to face villains along the way. How will Akin make it? He's definitely going to need a lot of help.
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To An Oasis
While the moon watched over the City, her eyes held a calm while his eyes held a doubt. Everything would change in a breath of a moment. But would hope bloom before the smoke clears? Also available to be read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Desertfyre
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