In SerialThey Shall Call Me EMPRESS (Cultivation Tales of an Isekai'ed Life Coach) Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts
Meet Lynn Lee: yoga instructor, personal trainer, life coach, and smoothie enthusiast...
Not a mystical martial artist.
Lynn is nobody special, and yet she awakens to find herself in somebody else's body in a merciless medieval world of martial arts cultivators and superhuman muscle wizards. And, what's more, the quirky meditation technique she's been practicing for years somehow gives her an edge over most of the locals. The only question is... will Lynn survive long enough to take advantage of it?
They Shall Call Me EMPRESS is my quirky take on the cultivation novel, a story of a fitness enthusiast Cali girl transported into a realm of immortal warriors and trying to survive... and maybe even thrive beyond her wildest imagination.
Chapter updates on Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday. Plus, sometimes I accidentally upload chapters on Tuesdays, which will either stand in for the Wednesday chapter or be a weekly bonus chapter. It is a mystery!
Please also check out my other novel, The Shadows Become Her
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Chapter Selections
1. 1. I Swear I've Never Been a Cannibal
2. 2. Wrong Body? Wrong Era? Wrong Planet?
3. 3. It's the Science That Was Wrong!
4. 4. A Grave Disservice to Raw Sewage
5. 5. Brave... in a Very Doomed and Foolish Sort of Way
6. 6. Cycle of the Empowered Buddha
7. 7. This Wasn't a Manga. I Am Not a Turtle.
8. 8. Everybody Thinks I'm a Crap Cultivator
9. 9. Bad Romance with the Impressionable Girl
10. 10. I Accidentally Drugged Our Hosts?
11. 11. Dragonfruit Mango Mint Cultivator Smoothie Included
12. 12. Taking a Mulligan
13. 13. A Big, Ghostly Finger
14. 14. Hangry for Magical Energy
15. 15. If This Is Good Karma, You Can Keep It
16. 16. Blown Into the Bardo
17. -New Patreon Announcement!-
18. 17. I Think the Medical Term is a 'Shart'
19. 18. Knock the Rest of the Teeth Right Out of His Face
20. 19. Dressed Like a Common Trollop
21. 20. Tempest of the Cold Heart
22. 21. It's In the Tabloids A Lot
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Day of Wrath [Doom 2016/Eternal rewrite]
A hundred years ago, the mysterious Phobos Event occurred. Classified by the UAC as a "mining accident," Phobos is now permanently quarantined while Deimos is just gone. No bodies or survivors were ever found.The year is 2149, and the UAC holds dominion as the undisputed superpower in the Solar System, leader in the fields of energy, aerospace, and defense. Their crowning achievement, Argent Power, has revolutionized physics and brought clean renewable energy to a world in crisis.But that is about to change. Deep in the heart of the UAC Mars Base, recovered directly from a prison tomb in Hell itself, is a lone stone sarcophagus. Containing not artifacts, not demon, but a man. A living human being in perfect hibernation. The man has been identified as a long-lost Space Marine, the only known survivor of the Phobos Event. "Day of Wrath" is primarily located on SpaceBattles. Don't forget to check out our Discord, and I (regrettably) have a Twitter which I use EXCLUSIVELY to post story updates!
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Unbound
Dissonance, Unbound Book 1 is available now on Kindle for Amazon, Kindle Unlimited, Audible, or Paperback!A New World. A Thousand Threats. Welcome to The Continent. Felix's life on Earth had become a series of dead-end jobs, ruined relationships, and rotating apartments smaller than most postage stamps. By all accounts, even his own, he was a coward. Too afraid to move forward, to take risks. Yet when given the chance to choose between risking his life or walking away from a deadly encounter, he didn't hesitate. Moments before his untimely demise, Felix was snatched from earth and thrust into a magical world known only as ‘The Continent’. Empowered by the ‘System,' he learns that he can strengthen himself through combat and dedication. To survive he'll have to push himself beyond his limits, or else fall to the monsters all around him. Levels, stats, and magic. Death is the start of a terrible fate, but if he lives…who knows what he will become. [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]Chapters Post: Monday/Wednesday/Fridays Discord server
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The Reaver (hiatus)
Watch as a half-giant named Bellator survive in a harsh world where one wrong step can mean death for you or your enemy.Mature Rape Murder and TortureFirst time writing a story enjoy
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Total Drama Group Chat
its not perfect but at least its somethingWarning: cringeIm pretty new to this so dont judge if my books are bad cuz i alreay know its bad
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Explosive Thoughts | Charles Xavier [1] ✔︎
"For the record, I like the bookworm better.""You'd be the first."[X-Men][Charles Xavier x OC][First Class - Days of Future Past]
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What Happened To Us? (Amourshipping)
CONTINUED ON @CrazyPokemonWriters Ash Ketchum just recently beat Diantha, becoming the new Kalos champion, a day after Serena Yvonne beat Aria, becoming the Kalos Queen.Soon thing take a turn for the worse, which leads to Ash rediscovering something about himself, and Serena discovering something new.Both leave without a trace to train, leaving their positions to their friends closest to them in terms of skill, with each of them only knowing of their existence, but not even their locations.What does it mean when a new trainer named Night becomes the champion?In a few years, trouble arises at the score tournament, and will they have to reveal their identities to each other? Or the whole world.There will be references to The Fallen Trainer by Nightshock5 on fanfiction.netDisclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, but I do own the story.Rated M
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