In SerialThey Shall Call Me EMPRESS (Cultivation Tales of an Isekai'ed Life Coach) Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts
Meet Lynn Lee: yoga instructor, personal trainer, life coach, and smoothie enthusiast...
Not a mystical martial artist.
Lynn is nobody special, and yet she awakens to find herself in somebody else's body in a merciless medieval world of martial arts cultivators and superhuman muscle wizards. And, what's more, the quirky meditation technique she's been practicing for years somehow gives her an edge over most of the locals. The only question is... will Lynn survive long enough to take advantage of it?
They Shall Call Me EMPRESS is my quirky take on the cultivation novel, a story of a fitness enthusiast Cali girl transported into a realm of immortal warriors and trying to survive... and maybe even thrive beyond her wildest imagination.
Chapter updates on Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday. Plus, sometimes I accidentally upload chapters on Tuesdays, which will either stand in for the Wednesday chapter or be a weekly bonus chapter. It is a mystery!
Please also check out my other novel, The Shadows Become Her
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Chapter Selections
1. 1. I Swear I've Never Been a Cannibal
2. 2. Wrong Body? Wrong Era? Wrong Planet?
3. 3. It's the Science That Was Wrong!
4. 4. A Grave Disservice to Raw Sewage
5. 5. Brave... in a Very Doomed and Foolish Sort of Way
6. 6. Cycle of the Empowered Buddha
7. 7. This Wasn't a Manga. I Am Not a Turtle.
8. 8. Everybody Thinks I'm a Crap Cultivator
9. 9. Bad Romance with the Impressionable Girl
10. 10. I Accidentally Drugged Our Hosts?
11. 11. Dragonfruit Mango Mint Cultivator Smoothie Included
12. 12. Taking a Mulligan
13. 13. A Big, Ghostly Finger
14. 14. Hangry for Magical Energy
15. 15. If This Is Good Karma, You Can Keep It
16. 16. Blown Into the Bardo
17. -New Patreon Announcement!-
18. 17. I Think the Medical Term is a 'Shart'
19. 18. Knock the Rest of the Teeth Right Out of His Face
20. 19. Dressed Like a Common Trollop
21. 20. Tempest of the Cold Heart
22. 21. It's In the Tabloids A Lot
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The Men Who Chased A Dragon
A small dragon, orphaned at birth, has run since birth too, and all he seeks is a way to stop running. If he does find his a way to stop running, will he be overwhelmed with his instincts? Or stay with those who slowed him down.
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The Ones Among Us
Friends stumble onto something that redefines what it means to be a One Percenter.
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An adventure begins
Every story begins with a single word. This are the stories of some souls in the world of avan, their decisions, their struggles and most importantly. Their adventures. ..................................................... hi there, if you are reading this, this pet project of mine is a personal experiment to improve my english overall, so any pointers or recomendations and comments you have about my grammar and stuff, well, send them my way. I'm not going to put many tags or genres because honestly, I have no idea were i'm going with this, I can only hope you enjoy.
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The Oubliette
Loxburg is the epicenter of the recent outpouring of eldritch beasts. Isolated and weary, the inhabitants of the village remain stagnant, quarantined from the rest of the world. They are dying. Parasites feast on their flesh, horrors encroach upon their walls. The Influence tempts the noblest of men and women to shed their values and turn to depravity. None who arrive at this forsaken place will ever truly leave. The living outside its gates cry, "Do not travel to Loxburg; it is vanquished, it is lost!" However, a certain peculiar sorceress does not heed these warnings. She boards a carriage to her doom. She carries a passion for witchcraft, for the occult, the strange, and the deathly. The villagers watch as she enters their gates, expecting a hero. She is not here to conquer the demons, she is not here to slay the beasts, no... She is here to use them.
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Creepypastas
Check out the first book if you wantHere's more quotes by Creepypastas
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Scattered light
AU kagehina in which Kageyama is an antisocial musician that lives in an apartment across from a loveable deaf artist with ginger hair. A few awkward encounters and crazy friends open Kageyamas eyes. ----------"Did I ever tell you the story of the bird that fell in love with the sun" ----------This was written by an amazing author on archive of our own. but I know it's awkward to read it there. So I'm posting it here. The author is GhostFox. Once again this story isn't mine
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Boy
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