In SerialDiary Of An Archaeologist - Wattys 2019 Non-fiction Winner
Now, as an adult, many say I am a real life Indiana Jones. I'm an archaeologist with a masters degree in Cultural Heritage who works in museums and goes to excavations. I've seen the temples, held the skulls, encountered the creeps who only want the treasure, and yes, IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.
But I'm not Indy, I'm no hero, no finder of priceless treasures; I'm just one person in a team of amazing experts who's job it is to try and uncover the truth about our past.
And these are my stories.
🎖2019 Watty Award winner Non-fiction
🎖#1 in autobiography 11-09-2019
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Chapter Selections
1. Intro: Debunking The Myths
2. Sooo, maybe I should explain some things
3. That Time I Got Human Bone In My Eye
4. Mummies And Kittens
5. That Time A Mummy Stole My Heart
6. That Time I Was Accused Of Being An Illuminati
7. That Time We Got Locked Up With A Creep
8. That Time I Dragged A Nurse To A Haunted Castle
9. That Time I Found 400-year-old Wine
10. That Time Someone Tried To Break Into A House With Archaeologists
11. That Time I Wasn't Allowed On An Excavation
12. That Time I Took An Archaeologist To An Art Auction
13. That Time We Brought Pirates To Our Treasure
14. That Time A Woman Drew Me Like One Of Her French Girls
15. That Time I Was Told To Show Some Respect To A Human
16. That Time We Were Trapped In A Sunken Ship
17. We All Have An Archaeologist Within
18. That Time I Was Ready to Bury A Student
19. An Archaeological Halloween Contest
20. That Time I Told The Tragedy Of A Colleague
21. Winners of the Archaeological Halloween Contest
22. That Time I Got A Lift From An Angel
23. That Time I Lived Like A Medieval Peasant For A Week
24. That Time I Was Told To Become A Housewife
25. That Time I Spend Christmas Eve In A Train
26. That Time I Almost Quit Archaeology
27. That Time I Became A Curator
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