In SerialMr. Perfectly Fine ⚊ Enhypen Sunghoon Text AU [ #5 ] Fanfiction humor
"I want a girlfriend that is perfectly fine and gorgeous as me"
"...."
"Well, as far as I can remember this is not a love hotline"
"....."
"And as far as I also can remember, this is a hotline for Baskin Robbins, an ice cream shop, not for fucking boys who can't keep their hormones to themselves"
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In which a famous idol grew jealous of his friends' love lives and tried to see his own luck by calling the first number their maknae had given to him.
The girl who answered just came from a terrible break up and scared him at her never ending bitterness to the world and beyond.
And this is the story for Ms. Miserable who may learn to say goodbye at Mr. Change of Heart with the arrival of Mr. Perfectly Fine in her life.
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1. 00 📞 author's reminders
2. 01 📞 ms. miserable meets mr. perfectly fine
3. 02 📞 perfectly mad and bitter
4. 03 📞 perfectly speechless
5. 04 📞 perfectly her sob story
6. 05 📞 perfectly okay
7. 06 📞 perfectly awkward flirt
8. 07 📞 perfectly brave girl
9. 08 📞 perfectly cheerful friend
10. 09 📞 perfectly good deal
11. 10 📞 perfectly twenty questions
12. 11 📞 perfectly not sarcasm
13. 12 📞 perfectly shock to her wits
14. 13 📞 perfectly touching and beautiful
15. 14 📞 perfectly a sunshine angel
16. 15 📞 perfectly a smile for her
17. 16 📞 perfectly cringe but smooth
18. 17 📞 perfectly way of plans
19. 18 📞 perfectly captured beauty
20. 19 📞 perfectly whipped like cream
21. 20 📞 perfectly dreaming on
22. 21 📞 perfectly the first clue
23. 22 📞 perfectly a fool in love
24. 23 📞 perfectly a good friend
25. 24 📞 perfectly a guessing game
26. 25 📞 perfectly a shot
27. 26 📞 perfectly a messed up issue
28. 27 📞 perfectly an emergency
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