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Chapter Selections
1. Don't bite the hand that feeds you
2. Time changes?
3. Bathtub
4. Cheater!!!
5. Cats On the Roof
6. Kangaroo Sleepovers
7. Smart Pills
8. Stupid Baby Names
9. The Mets
10. The VOICES!!!!
11. Abc scared
12. Ballerina?
13. Clearly Cheating
14. Blonde gets Burned
15. Mad Cow Disease
16. College degrees
17. Crabby Cabby
18. Saggy Boobies
19. 3 wishes
20. Sore Tooth
21. Weird Story
Prophecy Approved Companion
Qube is an NPC in an AI-driven VR-RPG who avoids her scripted death and blithely continues following the Player, trying to make sense of the normalised nonsense of Fantasy RPGs and accidentally glitching out the world in stranger and stranger ways as she seeks to be the very best Childhood Companion ever. It’s a loving parody of old school RPGs, high fantasy, and every gamer who has ever thought “what happens if I do this...” BOOK ONE COMPLETE. BOOK TWO ONGOING! Updates Tuesdays and Fridays. This is essentially a first draft, so I welcome grammatical corrections etc. Discord: https://discord.gg/XGr5DTN Cover by: https://www.instagram.com/pengwen.l/
8 503The Other World
Every living being becomes a Traveler while sleeping. This means that part of what is called “consciousness” detaches from the rest, carrying us towards worlds located in parts still unknown of the universe. Most of these places have things that inhabit only our dreams. Worlds were physics is not the same one we know. Where magic exists and mythological creatures walk amongst the people. Most of the Travelers become mere spectators in this world, unable to influence it. With some luck, they can go back to their bodies and wake up with the memory of a pleasant dream. Others do not have the same luck and end up stuck in the limbo, unable to return home. There is one other category of Travelers. These are the ones strong enough to create bodies and separate themselves from the life they had before. These Travelers start a new life without ever thinking about returning to the place they once called “home”. This story is about the last kind of Travelers and their trials in a world filled with spells, magical creatures and monsters. **
8 131Reincarnated as a Demonic Entity
I was roused to my senses by the smell of rancid meat, and met with an endless nothingness. The only thing I could use to know I was conscious was the smell, and the strong desire to instill fear unto others. ---------------------- I've always thought I was haunted. Ever since I turned six, things began to move around on their own, but this usually only happened when I was alone. However, when I turned eighteen, whatever it was got violent. It threw things at me, rather than around me, and it began to whisper to me when my loved ones would die. It never told me to end my own life, it just kept forcing me to live in fear, threatening to kill my family, until one day it must've been satisfied with its fill of fear. I died, only to be given a rude awakening. I had no stairway to salvation, only a highway to damnation.
8 61Righteous Sovereign, Shameless Rogue (hiatus/rewrite)
"…Just, Fair, Kind, the Righteous Sovereign reigns supreme above the Myriad Heavens. Countless creatures sing of his unrivaled attainments, looking upon his divine might with eternal reverence, offering innumerable praises for his perpetual conquest...beloved, what do you think of this Sovereign's ‘correction’ of the 'Hallowed Fate Records'?" the Sovereign spoke as he peered over his shoulder at the peerless beauty behind him. "Just? Fair? Kind? You?! Screw off! You're just a shameless rogue! To dare speak these words so unblushingly, is the thing stuck to your skull a person’s skin or a donkey’s ass?!" Lin Xianyi is in some sense of the word, an idiot. After a lifetime of *Spoiler, read to find out 😜*, his soul is somehow drawn into the body of a child inside of a mysterious cocoon. Waking up as the cocoon shatters, he slowly comes to the realization that he has arrived in a whole new world, the world of cultivation! A world where the strong ruled over the weak, reason be damned! A world all ripe for him to conquer! Or is it...? Follow the ups and downs of Lin Xianyi as he daydreams about his heaven-defying might, his eternal kingdom, and the innumerable fairies in his embrace. All the while everyone else around him schemes to seize everything from him...or not? Maybe some of them genuinely care about this idiot? Who knows? Well, you could! Find out as you follow the tale of the illustrious Righteous Sovereign, an incomparably Shameless Rogue! The cover art was provided to me, free of charge (I did a quick review for her novel), by Ariana Vivoni, it was really a pleasure working with her, 10/10 overall, would do it again. Her novel's also really fun if historical romances are your thing Here's a link to her novel - https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/33058/the-beast-and-the-swallow
8 104confessions | wenga
✧・ the journal that contains all the love letters of son seungwan fell into the hands of min yoongi ・✧- wendy & suga fanfiction-journal entry setting
8 112The Island's End- A Fortnite Story No.5
"If you're afraid of me this much, why did you bring me back?" "I took your life away all those years ago, and I felt guilty despite the things you did to me. And after everything that's happened, I've made the decision to give you a second chance..." "..." "I know the Queen is bound to destroy the island... But I'm still willing to give you a chance to change your view on me...before she ends all reality..." "If you think I'll change my ways because you brought me back to life and this island's doomed to fall, you can dream on M." "... I understand..." --------------The Cube Queen's rise is in sight as the whole of Apollo Island build what's left of their armies and prepare to try and push back her forces.The Island's fate is already sealed, but they'll fight for its survival one final time.Meanwhile Midas, Jones, Jules and now a reanimated Ares are stuck living together, causing a lot of stress on the mastermind because of everything his father did to him as a child.He wishes to try and fix things between them, but his PTSD and trauma continues to hold him back. However, dad issues aren't the only things he's worrying about now.It turns out that maybe the God of light and gold he called his friend hasn't exactly been very truthful with him...And as he digs deeper into the mystery, he'll uncover the God's past and find himself in an identity crisis.
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