

Pumpkin Patch Princess Fantasy Romance Adventure
Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted!
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Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world.
When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up.
But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart?
[[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]
Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque
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1. Author's Notes and Copyright
2. Cast of Characters
3. CHAPTER ONE: The (Very Secret) Job Hunt
4. CHAPTER TWO: Visiting Valentine
5. CHAPTER THREE: Pumpkins and Parental Units
6. CHAPTER FOUR: Sneaks and Goodbyes
7. CHAPTER FIVE: From Irisia With Love
8. CHAPTER SIX: What The Cat Dragged In
9. CHAPTER SEVEN: Tests and Trainers
10. CHAPTER EIGHT: A Diet of Salad and Jealousy
11. CHAPTER NINE: Overachieving Underdogs
12. CHAPTER TEN: Frog On the Lam
13. CHAPTER ELEVEN: Excuse Me... HOW Many Dancing Princesses?!
14. CHAPTER TWELVE: Did He Just Call Us Boulders?
15. CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Fire Torches and Thrown Out Shoes
16. CHAPTER FOURTEEN: Keeping Cool and Keeping Records
17. CHAPTER FIFTEEN: The Pumpkin Pie Guy
18. CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Frog Dive
19. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: Purple Goopy Lips
20. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Pumpkin Patch Princess
21. CHAPTER NINETEEN: Singed Hair Is So Unattractive
22. CHAPTER TWENTY: Diamond Glass
23. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: The Glass Slipper Charm
24. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: Old Habits Die Really Hard
25. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: Excited, Yet Nauseated
26. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: The Pumpkin Carriage
27. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE: So Close, and Still So Far
28. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX: Olive Branches and New Beginnings
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