In SerialTrash Knight: System Recycler: A litRPG Satire that No One Asked For Fantasy Comedy Adventure Harem
MISTAKES WERE MADE
Obi Imsi enjoyed his life as an overpowered paladin tryhard filled to the brim with beautiful women who loved him unconditionally for all the wrong reasons.
Everything was going great until he tried to woo the wrong one and was polymorphed into a literal trash can.
Starting back at level 1, he must find someway to regain his power and hopefully return to his real body.
He soon finds that his new life won't be easy, and he embarks a fantastic fantasy adventure that's so bad, it's good (terrible).
Formerly known as Harem Trash, renamed due to disturbing lack of harem (crow harems don't count).
Updates on weekends.
Once the story is complete, it'll stay up for a few weeks until I take it off to put it on market.
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1. 39: Trash Can Sidequest Completionist
2. 40: The Sun Set on this Place
3. 41: Trash Can War Machine | 42: Arc Epilogue
4. [The Rise of the Gimp King] - Full Arc
5. Hiatus return: Garbage REBORN
6. 43: Queen Marianna and the Cosmic Shards
7. 44: Unlikely Duo
8. 45: Metal Behemoth
9. 46: The Trash Can Adventure Continues to a Cliche Big City Story Arc
10. 47: Odd Jobs 1
11. 48: The Charisma Potion Accident
12. 49: Trash Progression
13. 50: "Main Quest"
14. 51: The Disappearance of Johnny Jigsup
15. 52: The Investigation of Johnny Jigsup
16. 53: The Skirmish for Johnny Jigsup
17. 54: The Revelation of Johnny Jigsup
18. 55: The Climactic Awkward Dinner of a Fantasy World
19. 56: The T-34/85 Main Battle Tank of a Fantasy World
20. 57: Cliche Action Scene Where the Tank Chases the Main Characters through City Streets
21. 58: Trash Knight vs the Tank
22. 59: The Great Tank Escape
23. 60: [HEAVY METAL TRASH] Super Fantasy Main Battle Tank Recycling Program
24. 61: Elvish Country
25. 62: A Most Dastardly Explicit Interrogation Scene
26. 63: Elvish Tourist Trap
27. 64: Obi Imsi, Literally the Worst Person, Unsalvageable
28. 65: The Soviet T-34/85's First Super-Cute Side Quest
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Pursuit of the Truth
Three thousand years of bowing down to the Demon Lord, I would rather be a mortal than a celestial being when looking back, but for her I will… become one who controls life and death! Su Ming grew up dreaming about becoming a Berserker even though he knew that the chances of him becoming one were close to nil. One day, he found a strange piece of debris, and it allowed him to walk the path of becoming a Berserker. But would it be enough for Su Ming to become just another Berserker to protect those he cares about? Would he be satisfied with leaving everything in fate’s hands?Thank you for reading novel Pursuit of the Truth @ReadWebNovels.net
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Ph. D. In Sorcery
Follow Anastasia, the unlucky physicist turned wizard, as her reality gets turned upside down and she is plunged into a world of gods, magic, swords, and adventure. Short and sweet description, anything more would be a spoiler and I detest those. Now, what you can expect from reading: This is my first time writing, or better said allowing someone else to read that mess so don’t raise your expectations too much. Still, I will try to keep the story flowing, while also devoting as much time as I can to editing. In my opinion, the story is written at a faster pace than normal with time skips here and there. I will do my best to not allow the faster pace to ruin the story by using those time skips to raise the skill of the main character. I am mainly looking for feedback while I test myself in new and unexplored waters. I did put a lot of thought into worldbuilding and the magic system, it is something that has been mulling inside my head for years before I sat down to write anything down. First and foremost I am an engineer and not a writer. I will try to do my utmost to make the world logical and consistent, but sometimes I might not express that in a way that’s clearly understood. I have a rough outline with several possible endings, but the story will change and evolve as I do. But in case I have to stop for whatever reason, the story will get an ending. It will be done even if I have to send coded messages from a bunker. I am a big fan of the Dresden Files so you can be certain that everything mentioned will in most cases be used, with a few red herrings sprinkled in the mix. But that also means I will enjoy putting the main character through the meat grinder while I eat popcorn and laugh from my evil lair. Physics, and to be more precise electromagnetism, quantum field theory, general and special relativity are very interesting topics for me that I research in my spare time. That means that the premise of the story will be using that research to bring logic to magic. Stupid I know, magic is magic, but to me, there is no reason why there shouldn’t be a concrete set of rules there. But it is still magic and that allows me to play with some things that shouldn’t normally be possible. I will focus on evolving the main character and having her react as anyone normal would, from my perspective. There will be scenes of battle, gore, and sexy times, but I will not go into too many details, counting on your imagination to fill the gaps. There will be plenty of combat, even battles ranging from a few dozen, a hundred, and thousands of participants. I could go on but there isn’t much to say that would convince anyone to read, either you thought the title was cool or you liked the poster. Or not, but after several days in photoshop, that’s the best I could do. And the title was originally Sorceress with a Ph.D. The new one makes a little less sense but I like the ring of it more for some reason. I just hope someone enjoys what I write as much as I do. In the end that is the reason, I am doing this, because I enjoy putting my thoughts on paper and seeing the outcome. Credit for the art: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/e0o8nw
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Gremlin's Greed
When the power of one's magic is directly linked to how strong they believe they are, fools are kings. Jasper, a foul mouthed gremlin with a penchant for eating rats, has a serious problem. His only friend, Ethan, is dying, and the only cure is an artifact with enough power to make a god. Joined by a young pirate woman who has never used magic before and a mysterious woman that seems to know their future before it happens, they set out to save Ethan's life. His chances of survival don't look good. With every day that goes by, Ethan grows weaker. They set off to the Ashen Lands, where even the self-proclaimed gods fear to tread. Luckily, Jasper isn't a god - he's a gremlin, and he's completely and utterly insane. He's going to save Ethan's life, no matter what it costs him. Minutes to Madness is a lighthearted fantasy novel speckled with comedy while retaining the serious undertone of a race against time. The entire novel can be read on my patreon or on Amazon. READ OTHER WORKS BY ACTUS: My Best Friend is an Eldritch Horror Morcster Chef
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Dragon Rising
Against the odds, driven by revenge and the desire to find his parents, Long Yang rises to the peak as a true dragon amongst men. - (Dragon as in genius/powerhouse/alpha/etc not dragon as in like actual flying lizard) As this is my first novel, feel free to give me any feedback! Thanks for reading :) I redid it from scratch!
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Oracle's Path
Schedule: Minimum of one chapter a month. Note: This series may end up with a harem/poly relationship later for the female protagonist. It's not been decided for sure at this time. An update will come about if it is added. The Oracle's Path series is not a clean read, containing profanity, violence, substance use, love scenes (including LGBTQ pairings) and other adult situations. The twisted dragon queen stirs… Half-elf Oracle Aviana is no stranger to prophecies. With a strong connection since birth to the dragon god, Akorith, the dissonant whispers of fate have followed her from the beginning. And when an ominous warning foretelling of the destruction of her clan comes her way, she isn’t sure what to make of it. The when her younger sister needs to be prepared for her coming of age trial—a task that will test the woman’s fortitude and innocence—Aviana is the one tasked with showing her the world outside their secluded town. Her hands full with her sister’s childish nature, a foreboding prophecy is the last thing Aviana needs on her mind.The signs of the prophecy, however, appear: pirate attacks, a fight with a dragon, and crossing paths with a cheerful dwarf and stunted, lecherous elf—and Aviana can’t ignore them. Things go from bad to worse, and she’ll have to trust her intuition and the most unlikely of allies to make it through, or the world will be plunged into chaos...
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Ashes of the New World Book 1: The Divine World
Please understand none of this is official until it gets printed into an actual book. Life and Death are at war for Peace or Immortality. A child has been blessed with unique powers to hopefully end the war once and for all. Will the child choose wisely? This book is now finished book 2 is coming soon. Author's note: Uh hi I'm new and the cover art doesn't belong to me. I hope you emjoy the story.
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