Trash Knight: System Recycler: A litRPG Satire that No One Asked For Fantasy Comedy Adventure Harem
MISTAKES WERE MADE
Obi Imsi enjoyed his life as an overpowered paladin tryhard filled to the brim with beautiful women who loved him unconditionally for all the wrong reasons.
Everything was going great until he tried to woo the wrong one and was polymorphed into a literal trash can.
Starting back at level 1, he must find someway to regain his power and hopefully return to his real body.
He soon finds that his new life won't be easy, and he embarks a fantastic fantasy adventure that's so bad, it's good (terrible).
Formerly known as Harem Trash, renamed due to disturbing lack of harem (crow harems don't count).
Updates on weekends.
Once the story is complete, it'll stay up for a few weeks until I take it off to put it on market.
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1. 39: Trash Can Sidequest Completionist
2. 40: The Sun Set on this Place
3. 41: Trash Can War Machine | 42: Arc Epilogue
4. [The Rise of the Gimp King] - Full Arc
5. Hiatus return: Garbage REBORN
6. 43: Queen Marianna and the Cosmic Shards
7. 44: Unlikely Duo
8. 45: Metal Behemoth
9. 46: The Trash Can Adventure Continues to a Cliche Big City Story Arc
10. 47: Odd Jobs 1
11. 48: The Charisma Potion Accident
12. 49: Trash Progression
13. 50: "Main Quest"
14. 51: The Disappearance of Johnny Jigsup
15. 52: The Investigation of Johnny Jigsup
16. 53: The Skirmish for Johnny Jigsup
17. 54: The Revelation of Johnny Jigsup
18. 55: The Climactic Awkward Dinner of a Fantasy World
19. 56: The T-34/85 Main Battle Tank of a Fantasy World
20. 57: Cliche Action Scene Where the Tank Chases the Main Characters through City Streets
21. 58: Trash Knight vs the Tank
22. 59: The Great Tank Escape
23. 60: [HEAVY METAL TRASH] Super Fantasy Main Battle Tank Recycling Program
24. 61: Elvish Country
25. 62: A Most Dastardly Explicit Interrogation Scene
26. 63: Elvish Tourist Trap
27. 64: Obi Imsi, Literally the Worst Person, Unsalvageable
28. 65: The Soviet T-34/85's First Super-Cute Side Quest
Soul Shard Captor
After Noah's death, what greeted him was an AI system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau.
8 817Dragon Rises
In the year 1058 of the Aphax Calendar, a grand war between the realm of dragons, Shas, and the human country called the Linsian Empire. The empire had managed to push back the dragons through the use of ancient magic that stole the souls of many dragons, and cursed them to mortal bodies, ready to be slaughtered. A hundred years later, once the war had ended, the dragons are left to rule over three sanctuaries, hidden from the Empire with their dwindling numbers. A once stubborn dragon changed his mind. Unwilling to let his ilk die like starving wolves, Victor, cursed like many others to live in a human body, set out. His journey is one that will be followed, told, and recounted through the years for generations after he dies. Schedule: Every Wednesday and Friday. Length: 1,000+ words every chapter. Side-note: This is sort of a test run. If it's received well with the first few chapters, I'll keep going! If not, oh well, I can try something different. ------ Currently on Hiatus
8 87Nihil
While the Allfather and Allmother decided to end their life, all Intelecti moves up into power, while the balance is tipped, something must be done. This is a story about a boy who are different from any current race, he is the first of his kind, and fate await him, to show greatness, or pure destruction.
8 157Galaxy Wars: The Legacy of Light and Darkness
Balance controlled it all; no matter what it was, darkness and light, success and failure, life and death… everything was controlled by balance. So, when the universe ushered under nearly complete darkness, the balance rule reacted. Light legacies began to appear once again after millions and millions of their disappearance, and with them, darkness legacies also started to emerge. This was the start of a new age, where the true final confrontation war was about to begin. Here our story started, as heroes and villains rose and began their true path towards both sides. Shall you join them? *The cover is temporary till the new one is finished.*
8 151Phantom Song
This is a tale of a youth from a world ravaged by war. Now he, a former soldier from a black ops department called ""Dragoncross"", is stuck in a new world filled with magic with a peculiar new flame. Since he comes from a world of techonlogy not magic, he has no motivation whatsoever to become the vanguard in war between humans and well everyone else who has resources in this world.(Mature due to language and to understand the MC-s thought process a little better)PSS. i know my grammar sux, so if you are reading this, it is at your own risk of losing sanity :)
8 173World Conqueror
Imagine there is a world other then the world we know. Imagine in this world things happen which you wouldn´t understand in our world. Imagine in this world there is no daily danger because the USA and Russia might start a atomic war. And now imagine in this world there exists magic, what would you do? would you go insane and slaughter everybody on your way to power or would you remain silent and start training and in seclusion to get the power you want to slaughter everybody that harassed in that time with your newly gained power? Maybe you want to create a family and life happy until you die and let nobody know that you are a powerful being. In this world a baby is born into a happy and easy life, his family thinks he is a genuis after he gets 3 years old but why and why does he need to leave his family at age of 6? **************************************************************************************** In this story may be gore,sex,slavery and torture ~Dropped~
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