In SerialTrash Knight: System Recycler: A litRPG Satire that No One Asked For Fantasy Comedy Adventure Harem
MISTAKES WERE MADE
Obi Imsi enjoyed his life as an overpowered paladin tryhard filled to the brim with beautiful women who loved him unconditionally for all the wrong reasons.
Everything was going great until he tried to woo the wrong one and was polymorphed into a literal trash can.
Starting back at level 1, he must find someway to regain his power and hopefully return to his real body.
He soon finds that his new life won't be easy, and he embarks a fantastic fantasy adventure that's so bad, it's good (terrible).
Formerly known as Harem Trash, renamed due to disturbing lack of harem (crow harems don't count).
Updates on weekends.
Once the story is complete, it'll stay up for a few weeks until I take it off to put it on market.
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1. 39: Trash Can Sidequest Completionist
2. 40: The Sun Set on this Place
3. 41: Trash Can War Machine | 42: Arc Epilogue
4. [The Rise of the Gimp King] - Full Arc
5. Hiatus return: Garbage REBORN
6. 43: Queen Marianna and the Cosmic Shards
7. 44: Unlikely Duo
8. 45: Metal Behemoth
9. 46: The Trash Can Adventure Continues to a Cliche Big City Story Arc
10. 47: Odd Jobs 1
11. 48: The Charisma Potion Accident
12. 49: Trash Progression
13. 50: "Main Quest"
14. 51: The Disappearance of Johnny Jigsup
15. 52: The Investigation of Johnny Jigsup
16. 53: The Skirmish for Johnny Jigsup
17. 54: The Revelation of Johnny Jigsup
18. 55: The Climactic Awkward Dinner of a Fantasy World
19. 56: The T-34/85 Main Battle Tank of a Fantasy World
20. 57: Cliche Action Scene Where the Tank Chases the Main Characters through City Streets
21. 58: Trash Knight vs the Tank
22. 59: The Great Tank Escape
23. 60: [HEAVY METAL TRASH] Super Fantasy Main Battle Tank Recycling Program
24. 61: Elvish Country
25. 62: A Most Dastardly Explicit Interrogation Scene
26. 63: Elvish Tourist Trap
27. 64: Obi Imsi, Literally the Worst Person, Unsalvageable
28. 65: The Soviet T-34/85's First Super-Cute Side Quest
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