Old Riding Author Lunatic Asylum Fantasy Comedy Horror
Just off the A19, in the dark, incomprehensible lands known as Yorkshire, there lies a town. A town where shadow-silent alleys glint with the secret hunger of knives. Where blood soaks the chipboard window shutters of forsaken terraces stretching off into the night. Where the smog-choked air rattles with the depraved laughter echoing out from clubs that can only generously be described as post-apocalyptic.
Well, that’s Middlesbrough. But down the A19 a bit (an impossibly long way down, actually) there lies another town: Raughnen, in the ancient, forgotten Old Riding. It is an equal match in muggery and thuggery alike. It also has magic spells and pointy wizard hats.
And now, across the miles and across all sensibilities, a pretty nasty power (a magic one) calls out for its pretty nasty counterpart (a decidedly unmagic one): a proper sound Boro lad.
Nothing good can come of it.
This is a collection of one novella and four connected short stories:
I. A Yorkshire Summoning
II. Old Riding Day Trip (the novella)
III. Heaven is a Parmo
IV. Death on the 66
V. Death on the 257
In total, this comprises 34 chapters totalling around 35,000 words, so try not to worry. It will be over relatively quickly.
There are three more short stories with more tenuous links to the core collection: Rush, Paper Round and Scenario 79: Sausage Fingers, all of which can be found in my collection Short Records of Misadventure. Reading these may allow you to make more sense of certain parts of the story, if any sense is to be made at all.
NOTE: There are instances of prejudice and discrimination within these stories, including elements of sexism and ageism, which are purely the thoughts and actions of the characters involved and which certainly do not reflect my own views on these matters.
ANOTHER NOTE; A WARNING, PERHAPS: This can get a bit weird. In less than 150 pages, we have four viewpoints, first and third person narratives, and a completely disjointed plot with lots of gaps, dead ends and no real resolution. Also ZERO lunatic asylums. It's all a bit odd. If that sort of thing isn't your cup of tea, which it most likely isn't, it might be best to move on now.
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1. A Yorkshire Summoning I
2. A Yorkshire Summoning II
3. Old Riding Day Trip I: Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Tourists
4. Old Riding Day Trip II: Sometimes Bad Things Happen to Tourists
5. Old Riding Day Trip III: Grub Up
6. ORDT IV: Show Me a Sign
7. ORDT V: The Demon Museum, a Destination of My Own Choice
8. ORDT VI: Quest No. 21825
9. ORDT VII: Fall of the Teawalker
10. ORDT VIII: Dealer
11. ORDT IX: Square One
12. ORDT X: A Riveting Conversation
13. ORDT XI: Afternoon Amble, or the Big Massive Sweaty Horrible Hike
14. ORDT XII: Shotguns in the Dark
15. ORDT XIII: Mrs. Bradley and Her Technologically Innovative Daughter
16. ORDT XIV: The Real Monsters
17. ORDT XV: The Church on the Hill
18. ORDT XVI: Boro Lad
19. ORDT XVII: One For the Road
20. ORDT XVIII: It's Not You, It's Everything
21. ORDT XIX: Long Way Up
22. ORDT XX: A19, 22:45
23. Heaven is a Parmo I
24. Heaven is a Parmo II
25. Heaven is a Parmo III
26. Heaven is a Parmo IV
27. Death on the 66 I
28. Death on the 66 II
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8 223FREE
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8 103Beast Knight
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