The Life of Tim Fantasy Action Adventure Psychological
In a world of magic and heroes, Tim, an ordinary law abiding citizen, experiences absolutely nothing bad. Life is just hunky-dory for him. His life definitely does not get ruined by any heroes not doing their jobs, and he totally does not commit several war crimes in the course of getting his life back on track. You cannot prove anything. Nothing out of the ordinary here! Very wholesome, 10/10 experience.
-- A proofreader that is definitely not being held at gunpoint
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1. Prologue: In Which the Heroes do a Good Thing
2. Chapter 1: The Life of Tim
3. Chapter 2: Traveling by Map
4. Chapter 3: Hydration is Key to a Healthy Life
5. Chapter 4: Taxes and Death, The Only Certainties of Life
6. Chapter 5: Cookies, a Rat's Best Friend
7. Chapter 6: Oh You'd Butter Believe This
8. Chapter 7: The Rat Definitely Does Not Talk
9. Chapter 8: Hey Kids, Wanna See a Disembodied Hand?
10. Chapter 8.5: Hey Siri, What is the Geneva Convention?
11. Chapter 9: No One Ever Invites Me to Parties
12. Chapter 10: Do Corpses Count as People?
13. Chapter 10.5: Farmers Don't Count As People
14. Chapter 11: My Friend, My Good Friend
15. Chapter 12: Loitering Can Be Bad For Your Health
16. Chapter 13: Of Rats and Half-Elves
17. Chapter 14: The Rat is Not a Flute
18. Chapter 15: Arm, Meet Rat
19. Chapter 16: Rest When You're Dead
20. Chapter 17: In Which Tim Discovers War Crimes
21. Chapter 18: How To Make Mustard Gas
22. Chapter 19: Kneel
23. Chapter 20: Some Mustard For Your Hotdog
24. Chapter 21: Definitely Not Sherlock
25. Chapter 22: The Getting Out Of The Dodge
26. Chapter 23: Always Pack Brass Knuckles On Trips
27. Chapter 24: History Tends To Repeat Itself
28. Chapter 25: Wood Splinters and Stone Bricks
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