

How To: Survive Teenagehood
Teenagehood. Surviving it is a feat in itself, and the memories you make may haunt you forever. So this is my guide to the good, the bad, and the ugly of surviving teenagehood. Yes this will include anecdotes.
[Highest Rank: #1 in Non-Fiction 16.10.17]
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1. 0/Always Introduce Yourself (This Is The Introduction)
2. 1/Rock Orange Trousers
3. 2/Don't Argue In A Stationary Cupboard
4. 3/Crying At 3am Will Leave You Dehydrated
5. 4/Maybe Don't Watch Movie Trailers For Four Hours
6. 5/You Don't Look Like A Pepperoni Pizza
7. 6/ Pears Are For Baloo To Pick
8. 7/ Knights In Rusty Armour Are Equally As Outdated As Shiny Ones
9. 8/ Be An Armadillo
10. 9/ Live Like An Indie Movie Or At Least Watch One
11. 10/ Buy Yourself Roses
12. 11/ It's Not A Bargain If You Have To Justify Buying It
13. 12/ You Uncultured Swine
14. 13/ Yoga Pants Are Actually For Yoga?!
15. 14/ We All Go Through A Goth Phase
16. 15/ You Are Not Peter Pan
17. 16/ You Haven't Lived Without At Least One Bad Haircut
18. 17/ Scream If You Have To
19. 18/ Is There A Box For What Is This?
20. 19/ It's Called A Crush For A Reason
21. 20/ I Have To Have Actual Skills?
22. 21/ You Need Oxygen
23. 22/ Walk A Mile In Their Crocs
24. 23/ It's Not Worth Your Tears
25. 24/ Do Not Be Blinded By The Filters
26. 25/ I'll Only Watch One Episode....
27. 26/ Exercise? What's that?
28. 27/ Is That An Afterparty I Hear?
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