In SerialThe Unstoppable Ascension of Zu Mari, Time-Looper Fantasy
Zu Mari will never be stopped! Zu Mari will ascend to the heavens!
Zu Mari is a downtrodden cultivator without any hope of becoming powerful. OR SO HE THINKS! One day fate intervenes on his behalf to give him everything he'd ever dreamed of, ALL THE POWER HE SO RIGHTLY DESERVES! And then, finally, everything starts going his way.
(Well... kind of.)
[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] wooooo!! Let's do this!
Just to clear up some misconceptions, this is not a parody and it is not a satire. Zu Mari does include over the top humor and exaggerations intended to amuse, but satire is a very specific thing which this is not. I certainly haven't read enough xianxia to properly satirize or parody them. It's just a silly project I'm writing for fun, with a meta story that makes me laugh. Expecting anything else will only end in disappointment.
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1. 1: A Gift From The Heavens To Unlock Destiny
2. 2: The Great Search! Secrets of the Weakest Clan?! Is Any Power Worthy Of Zu Mari?
3. 3: Challenge! Zu Mari Must Fight His Cousin For The Right To Rule!
4. 4: Leaving The Clan? Not So Fast! Zu Mari Encounters A Wicked Trap!
5. 5: Death Is Not The End! Zu Mari Will Not Be Stopped However Many Times He Dies!
6. 6: Fight To The Death! Fight To The Death Again!
7. 7: Death Shadow! The Demon Awakens!
8. 8: Shattered Blade! Soul of the First Immortal?
9. Interlude! The Master Of Time? Ozyri Tori Approaches!
10. 9: Rematch! Fight To The Death Yet Again! Zu Mari's Vengeance Will Be Swift!
11. 10: Enemies Will Be Pruned! Zu Mari Will Not Fail Again!
12. 11: Sorrow and Despair! The Tale Of The Cursed Maiden
13. 12: The Path To Greater Power? Clash In The Sky! Who Will Prevail?!
14. 13: Zu Mari vs Ozyri Tori? Whose Loop Will Triumph?!
15. 14: The Dark Desires of the Demonic Prune Tree! Zu Mari's Fate Is Dire!
16. 15: Rematch? Zu Mari, Xashu Cougar, Ozyri Tori! Who Will Triumph This Time?
17. 16: Allies Fight Together! Ozyri Tori Must Be Stopped!
18. 17: Alahira Inferna Vs Ozyri Tori! Will The Prune Tree Triumph, Or Fall?
19. 18: The Prisoner's Fate Will Be Determined!
20. 19: Master of the Loop! Zu Mari Will Never Stop!
21. Interlude! The Teachings of Zu Mari? Kayli Mari, The Faithful Disciple!
22. 20: Time Advances! Zu Mari's Quest Must Continue!
23. 21: The Next Challenge! Zu Mari Faces New Foes?!
24. 22: The Downfall of Ruxja Cougar? Zu Mari Strikes Back!
25. 23: Teamwork? Teamwork! Is Anything Sufficient Against These Adversaries?!
26. 24: Deception! Zu Mari's Cunning Plan Unfolds!
27. 25: Becoming Zuma Otta? The Deception Must Be Perfect!
28. 26: On The Road Again! Zu Mari Walks Forward!
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Oh, the Cultivator's Treasure, the most powerful group of mercenaries—and cultivators—to ever exist in the Eight Kingdoms. Legends say that they defeated the Spiritual Beast of the West with their hands tied and while drinking Daqujiu. According to Bakhtam's own accounts, they even defeated the Golden Dragon of the Southeast during Sun King's Summer Solstice. Truly an impressive feat that echoed across the Eight Kingdoms faster than Hari could say good heavens! However, at the height of its power and absurd stories, the Cultivator's Treasure disappeared. And now that the Eight Kingdoms are no more, and the Jade Immortal slowly grows his hold on the North, it's up to Hari to find the Cultivator's Treasure again and bring them back together. But do they even exist? Who knows? Follow Hari and her search for the Cultivator's Treasure, while she tries to find her place in a world filled with war. - - [I hope you all enjoy the story. From a Cultivation fan to another.] [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] [Also, on SpaceBattles and Scribblehub.]
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