Only Villains Do That Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure Harem
While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord.
This is not his story.
Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord.
A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world.
Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean.
A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do.
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Chapter Selections
1. 1.1 In Which the Dark Lord Technically Doesn't Push a Girl in Front of a Train
2. 1.2 In Which the Dark Lord Bends Over Backwards
3. 1.3 In Which the Dark Lord has the Run of the Place
4. 1.4 In Which the Dark Lord Lets His Little Light Shine
5. 1.5 In Which the Dark Lord's Home is His Castle
6. 1.6 In Which the Dark Lord Meets the Gang
7. 1.7 In Which the Dark Lord Takes a Walk in the Woods
8. 1.8 In Which the Dark Lord Goes to Town
9. 1.9 In Which the Dark Lord Makes a Friend
10. 1.10 In Which the Dark Lord Immediately Unmakes a Friend
11. 1.11 In Which the Dark Lord Dresses for the Part
12. 1.12 In Which the Dark Lord Takes a Level in Bard
13. 1.13 In Which the Dark Lord Experiences the Horror of Self-Awareness
14. 1.14 In Which the Dark Lord Plans Ahead
15. 1.15 In Which the Dark Lord is Responsible for a Workplace Safety Violation
16. 1.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Down to Business
17. 1.17 In Which the Dark Lord Plays with Fire
18. 1.18 In Which the Dark Lord Meets his Match
19. Bonus 1 In Which the Paladin Gets the Party Started
20. 1.19 In Which the Dark Lord is Brought to Justice
21. 1.20 In Which the Dark Lord Brings Refreshments
22. 1.21 In Which the Dark Lord Ministers to the Poor
23. 1.22 In Which the Dark Lord Pets the Dog
24. 1.23 In Which the Dark Lord Wheels and Deals
25. 1.24 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Cooking
26. 1.25 In Which the Dark Lord Unilaterally Declares Naptime
27. 1.26 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Hot and Steamy with Aster
28. 1.27 In Which the Dark Lord Almost Makes a Spectacle of Himself
(Un)Prophesied Heroes
A regular guy in his 20s gets sucked into a world full of levels, monsters, gods, and propchecies with nothing but his ukulele and the clothes on his back. Uke in hand, Wesley made his way to the local branch of the Bard College to pick up a few levels and hit the road to travel the new world. For a while its all magic forests and incredible sights, but as time goes on it seems more and more likely that Wesley is actually one of these "prophesied heroes" that the lore on this world is full of. Fortunately for him, whatever Dark Lord he was supposed to duel didn't seem to get the memo and the world seems to be at peace. So it's probably nothing, right? This is the story of Wesley's adventuring party as they do their best to get him to fulfull his destiny. A power-hungry [Rogue], a slightly evil [Cleric], a [Mage] that just wants to go home, and a [Lord] who just wants to study the blade. Hopefully destiny is on their side, because the gods seem content to watch them struggle. Author's Note: This story should update once per week, but it might update more. Please leave any constructive criticism/typos I might have missed in the comments. Please enjoy, and let me know what you think!
8 171Foundation Master
My take on reincarnation into a xianxia world.
8 86Kantai Collection: Two Front War
Just when the Imperial Navy thought they had their hands full with the Abyssals a new force goes up against them, and they are rightfully pissed off! With yet another world war as a possibility how much more can the Imperial Navy take when both the Abyssals AND the Kriegsmarine want their heads?!
8 178Trip to The Homeland
Marinette and Adrien's class goes to a class feild trip to China (which in this story is Marinette's old home before she and her family moved to France ). While Marinette reunites with old friends a certain Adrien Agreste starts to get jealous when an old friend of Marinette starts hanging out with her more than usual. Will this lead to secrets being unraveled? Will love ever bloom between Marinette and Adrien?DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters of miraculous ladybug nor the fanart used in the cover. THEY ALL BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS. Thank you and enjoy the story.
8 154Here She Goes (Nishinoya x Reader)
A new second year at Karasuno? Not uncommon, but what happens when she meets a boy who is equally as chaotic, if not more?"And to think, I once said it couldn't get any worse than Nishinoya and Tanaka.""Aw miss! Thank you!"-------------------------------------------------------------------------I do not own any of the characters, fan art or photos used in this book.Started: December 2020Finished: ??----------------------------------------------------------------------Highest Rankings:#1- Nishinoya #1- Yuunishinoya#1- Fanfiction#1-HinataShoyou#2- Haikyuu#2-Noya#3- Karasuno
8 166The Toilet Chronicles
This is a toilet purely to torture my friends. Youre welcome
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