In SerialLuck based loser Fantasy Comedy Adventure Supernatural
Our intrepid hero starts his journey with a hostile and overworked narrator. Also, all his stat points have been converted to luck.
Mostly doing this for a bit of fun, updated every Friday if work permits it. Feel free to leave constructive feedback. :)
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1. It all started with a tiger wearing a top hat.
2. Then a house ruined someone's day.
3. And alcohol certainly didn't help.
4. But in the end, it all came down to the art of evolution.
5. While a strange sucking noise played in the background.
6. And a couple of puppies wanted a treat.
7. But that felt like nothing without a proper buff and polish.
8. Maybe a happy ending if he was lucky?
9. And the sinister efforts of a really good boy.
10. Even though I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
11. Thankfully cushioned by an adjustable bosom.
12. And some young, supple elf meat. Oh god so supple.
13. Too much recycling leads to weight problems though.
14. And a whole lot of stability issues with the elderly
15. That requires the proper use of a hero's shining tool.
16. Not to mention a bulwark's badonkadonkdonk.
17. And a dragon who expressed himself in a very disturbing manner.
18. While making certain we only use the highest quality of biodegradable old people.
19. And show some considerable restraint that for once doesn't involve leather straps.
20. But getting right to the POINT of the matter.
21. With the most unromantic and depressing definition of the act of copulation in existence
22. Producing an unholy union against every god, even the dragon gods.
23. with a MEGATUR death ray providing some background noise
24. As they're reading a book with lots of heavy breathing and soft yelling.
25. Making it clear that it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with how haemorrhoids is spelled.
26. Ying and Yang being part of a perpetual sixty-nine position.
27. Not to mention a kinky ring being added to the mix.
28. Making sure that William thinks of happy little things while I sit on him. Very little.
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Melas
Book 1: Bound and Broken is now live on Amazon! Book 2: The Witch is now live on Amazon! A young woman finds herself dead and is given the chance to reincarnate in another world with cheat-like magic powers. She accepts, only to find that this world treats magic users the same way hers did— by hunting them down for heresy. My name is MELAS?! Like... Salem spelt backwards? Oh my God, and my mother is a Witch. I am SO going to be burned at the stake! Click here to donate to my patreon and get access up to 10 chapters ahead! Click here to join my Discord Book 1: Bound and Broken is now live on Amazon! Book 2: The Witch is now live on Amazon! Book 3 (Ongoing): Chapter 77-?? Cover art by Boboplushie Current schedule: Idk lmao What to expect: - werds What not to expect: - not werds
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A tale of Might and Magic [Hiatus/Dropped]
Read if you like funny asshole main characters and questionable moral.
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Gamer
I am making this story as a revamp, edit, and transformation of the legendary gamer into something that can be better related to. I have done some work on writing, and also put more work into preparing the introductory thoughts. I will have a bare minimum of weekly updates, but there may be more depending on how much time I have. This story will follow Gregory Jeffrey Drake, a young man whose life is partially micromanaged by his parents, and in time will come to be a powerful character in his own story. For now though, the main focus for Gregory is to grow and find his place in this new world he has been dropped into. Gregory gained a new type of class, and must use it if he hopes to stay alive and make the world a better place.
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Realize
~*~*~I'm Enoch O'Connor. My peculiarity is to rise the dead, I'm as cold as the dead things I rise. Yes, I'm a Necromancer. I live in a loop with other peculiar children. Our loop is September 3,1943.There's a girl in this loop who is the only one close to me. For all the years staying in the loop with her, I realized one day I fallen in love with her. But, she's the exact opposite of me.Her name is Olive Abroholos Elephanta.She always smiles at everyone and is always nice. While I'm rude all the time. She has a firey red hair. She's a Pyromancer. She's as warm as the fire she controls. Her eyes are the amazing shade of green. She's always playing with the young kid here, sing to them, tell them stories and tuck them to sleep.Olive, you're the opposite of me, and I can't help but think, like fire and ice combining, it will be impossible for Olive to like me back. It would take years, decades, probably a century, or even more, but it would stay like that.I have a heart that is as cold as ice, while she have a warm heart.Olive, you're the fire and I'm the ice.I wish you would just realize.~*~*~"If you just realize what I just realize,Then we'd be perfect for each other, And we'll never find another." ~Colbie Caillat~*~*~
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Rozmowy z Severuskiem
Severus mnie zmusił do zrobienia tej książki, tytuł widać, że przez niego wymyślony...Także jeśli chcecie odkryć sekrety kiecy Snape'a i nie tylko, zapraszam!Ostrzeżenia: Podteksty seksualne i mnóstwo przekleństwArt z okładki z pinteresta https://pl.pinterest.com/pin/856739529100480912/
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Tricia Robredo x Y/N (Oneshots)
Collection of oneshots featuring our favorite Doctor: Tricia Robredo, and our favourite main character: Y/NRequests are open, just leave comments about what you'd like me to write. This work is Labelled as a "Complete Story" but rest assured magdadagdag ako ng magdadagdag ng Chapters basta naglalapag kayo ng requests!
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Boy
Girl
