In SerialLuck based loser Fantasy Comedy Adventure Supernatural
Our intrepid hero starts his journey with a hostile and overworked narrator. Also, all his stat points have been converted to luck.
Mostly doing this for a bit of fun, updated every Friday if work permits it. Feel free to leave constructive feedback. :)
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1. It all started with a tiger wearing a top hat.
2. Then a house ruined someone's day.
3. And alcohol certainly didn't help.
4. But in the end, it all came down to the art of evolution.
5. While a strange sucking noise played in the background.
6. And a couple of puppies wanted a treat.
7. But that felt like nothing without a proper buff and polish.
8. Maybe a happy ending if he was lucky?
9. And the sinister efforts of a really good boy.
10. Even though I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
11. Thankfully cushioned by an adjustable bosom.
12. And some young, supple elf meat. Oh god so supple.
13. Too much recycling leads to weight problems though.
14. And a whole lot of stability issues with the elderly
15. That requires the proper use of a hero's shining tool.
16. Not to mention a bulwark's badonkadonkdonk.
17. And a dragon who expressed himself in a very disturbing manner.
18. While making certain we only use the highest quality of biodegradable old people.
19. And show some considerable restraint that for once doesn't involve leather straps.
20. But getting right to the POINT of the matter.
21. With the most unromantic and depressing definition of the act of copulation in existence
22. Producing an unholy union against every god, even the dragon gods.
23. with a MEGATUR death ray providing some background noise
24. As they're reading a book with lots of heavy breathing and soft yelling.
25. Making it clear that it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with how haemorrhoids is spelled.
26. Ying and Yang being part of a perpetual sixty-nine position.
27. Not to mention a kinky ring being added to the mix.
28. Making sure that William thinks of happy little things while I sit on him. Very little.
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Fertilizer Wars
[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] The year is 2202. Pandemics, apocalypses, demons, and nuclear war have ravaged the planet. Climate change has become nearly random. Forests have become desert. Tundra has become rain forest. The Amazon is infested with monsters. The world is split in a super power dipole in name only. The ten billion humans left on Earth follow whoever is closest at hand that can feed them. Special Operative Iris Haber has become one of "America"s most important war assets : a human capable of entering radiation zones. The only organic parts of her left are her brain and her heart, easily shielded. The only land that matters anymore is farm land, and the only people who matter are the ones able to capture that farm land.
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Proditum - The betrayed ones
A world where the democracy show their true identity as a tyranical government, and the world seeks males as evil and opressors. The cosmos wants the destruction of the male and due to that they had been gifted by an entity to fight the cosmos, a world with difficult higher than dark souls
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Felix's sister?!?! (Cauis love story info)
Amilla is a girl who's a strange vampire. She still has a beating heart and blood running through her veins. But no one, not even the Volturi knows about her because three of the members think she had died. And she'll soon have to show herself to the world that she wants to forget even though that she has been alive for near 2000nd years.
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Ashes of the New World 2: The Divine Mess
The world is overpopulated. Gods are thrown into prison. Vita's troops are invading kingdoms with no opposition. But Norah isn't confident she's on the right side of history no matter how good her new life is. Meanwhile a boy, Helsing Curseblood, is given an opportunity to free his family from a curse causing his fate to intertwine with hers.
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Jockstraps to Bra-straps
While on a field trip Izuku has an accident that changes him from a boy to a girl. now he has to learn to deal with the changes in both himself and his classmates. how long will he be stuck like this; and would he even want to change back?( Is a Baku/deku/kiri fic)*Picture isn't mine, found on Pinterest and couldn't find artist, but it's so cute*
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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (Vitaly X Neko! Female Human! Reader)
(Based off of the "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted" movie.) 19 year old (Name) (Last Name), a half neko and half human girl has been on two crazy adventures with the gang while going to Monte Carlo to get the penguins and chimps to take them back to New York City when they plane crash in a train yard and meet circus animals who help them escape from French animal-control officer Capitaine Chantel DuBois who is after Alex. (Name) eventually meets Vitaly, a grumpy Russian tiger who seems to try to trust (Name) and the Zoo animal gang until Chantel DuBois captures the Zoo animal gang in order to hang Alex's head on her wall. Will (Name) and Vitaly tell each other how they feel or will it be too late?
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