In SerialLuck based loser Fantasy Comedy Adventure Supernatural
Our intrepid hero starts his journey with a hostile and overworked narrator. Also, all his stat points have been converted to luck.
Mostly doing this for a bit of fun, updated every Friday if work permits it. Feel free to leave constructive feedback. :)
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1. It all started with a tiger wearing a top hat.
2. Then a house ruined someone's day.
3. And alcohol certainly didn't help.
4. But in the end, it all came down to the art of evolution.
5. While a strange sucking noise played in the background.
6. And a couple of puppies wanted a treat.
7. But that felt like nothing without a proper buff and polish.
8. Maybe a happy ending if he was lucky?
9. And the sinister efforts of a really good boy.
10. Even though I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
11. Thankfully cushioned by an adjustable bosom.
12. And some young, supple elf meat. Oh god so supple.
13. Too much recycling leads to weight problems though.
14. And a whole lot of stability issues with the elderly
15. That requires the proper use of a hero's shining tool.
16. Not to mention a bulwark's badonkadonkdonk.
17. And a dragon who expressed himself in a very disturbing manner.
18. While making certain we only use the highest quality of biodegradable old people.
19. And show some considerable restraint that for once doesn't involve leather straps.
20. But getting right to the POINT of the matter.
21. With the most unromantic and depressing definition of the act of copulation in existence
22. Producing an unholy union against every god, even the dragon gods.
23. with a MEGATUR death ray providing some background noise
24. As they're reading a book with lots of heavy breathing and soft yelling.
25. Making it clear that it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with how haemorrhoids is spelled.
26. Ying and Yang being part of a perpetual sixty-nine position.
27. Not to mention a kinky ring being added to the mix.
28. Making sure that William thinks of happy little things while I sit on him. Very little.
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Rise Of The Greatest Magus
A magical school. A talented boy. Things should've gone perfectly, a talented magus should've been created within the walls of this school. Yet it is now, now that he is here that all these horribly dangerous events transpire. Traitors of the continent are hidden within the school. Mage supremacists are making their move. Schools will fall and cities collapse when the events begin unfolding. So what will become of this boy, wanted by both groups? Will he perish under their manipulative hands or will he rise and bring magic society to a new high?
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The Eye of Cyprus
King Richard Lionheart sets his sights on the kingdom of Cyprus. In a desperate attempt to stand up to the Crusaders, King Isaac calls upon the help of an infamous wizard to help save his kingdom. Lucius, a young boy who's only ambition is to alleviate his own boredom, will shake the tides earth to fend off this new threat. But as the invasion commences, Lucius will meet trials no man has ever faced before. He'll be one wizard fending off an army of Crusaders, witches, and demons, all for the sake of a maddening king. Lucius the demented sorcerer, the sole defender of Cyprus, the killer of Crusaders, the necromancer of demons, the star saint of the peasants. Lucius doesn't realize it yet, but this war will immortalize his name in the history of Europe forever.
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The Written Scraps of the Star Sea
There is another cosmos that bears many mysteries and wonders. Another universe separate from our own but are not unknown. Obscure their stories may be, these are the written scraps of their stories relayed to thee. Read of their joys and dreams, and of the sorrows and hopes. .:: Hello. This is just a collection of short stories I've written mostly for therapeutic reasons. They are most unconnected. ::. Each story has their own blurbs put in the Catalogue. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
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Gary the Mimic
Gary the main protagonist and food lover dies and gets reincarnated. After reincarnation they find themself in a mimics body and in a growing dungeon. Chapters will be about weekly on thursdays.
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The Day We Met Was The Day I Fell For You ♥Tom Felton♥
Cassie had her normal life flipped upside down one day at a theme park where her and her two friends ran into three Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton. They end up spending the day together, and Cassie ends up having her life changed forever.
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Pucca: Realization
After a few years, Pucca, Garu, Abyo, and Ching have all grown older into young teens. After a harsh encounter with Garu, will Pucca still have feelings for Garu? Or will she be in love with another?Character Info:Pucca: 15Ching: 15Abyo: 16Garu: 16****ALL CHARACTERS SPEAK*****A/N: -There is not a solid storyline yet, but I have key points already set in place.-This story will try to update 2-3 times a week.Disclaimer:Pucca and other characters belong to Vooz.All I own is the story.All featured art is mine or by the official Pucca production team unless stated otherwise.
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