In SerialLuck based loser Fantasy Comedy Adventure Supernatural
Our intrepid hero starts his journey with a hostile and overworked narrator. Also, all his stat points have been converted to luck.
Mostly doing this for a bit of fun, updated every Friday if work permits it. Feel free to leave constructive feedback. :)
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1. It all started with a tiger wearing a top hat.
2. Then a house ruined someone's day.
3. And alcohol certainly didn't help.
4. But in the end, it all came down to the art of evolution.
5. While a strange sucking noise played in the background.
6. And a couple of puppies wanted a treat.
7. But that felt like nothing without a proper buff and polish.
8. Maybe a happy ending if he was lucky?
9. And the sinister efforts of a really good boy.
10. Even though I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
11. Thankfully cushioned by an adjustable bosom.
12. And some young, supple elf meat. Oh god so supple.
13. Too much recycling leads to weight problems though.
14. And a whole lot of stability issues with the elderly
15. That requires the proper use of a hero's shining tool.
16. Not to mention a bulwark's badonkadonkdonk.
17. And a dragon who expressed himself in a very disturbing manner.
18. While making certain we only use the highest quality of biodegradable old people.
19. And show some considerable restraint that for once doesn't involve leather straps.
20. But getting right to the POINT of the matter.
21. With the most unromantic and depressing definition of the act of copulation in existence
22. Producing an unholy union against every god, even the dragon gods.
23. with a MEGATUR death ray providing some background noise
24. As they're reading a book with lots of heavy breathing and soft yelling.
25. Making it clear that it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with how haemorrhoids is spelled.
26. Ying and Yang being part of a perpetual sixty-nine position.
27. Not to mention a kinky ring being added to the mix.
28. Making sure that William thinks of happy little things while I sit on him. Very little.
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Skeleton in Space
Synopsis:Douglas is a simple summoned skeleton, formed from an old battlefield when some ancient fossil of a necromancer raised him without even asking. His memories are a bit foggy, but who cares about some people he barely remembers when there is walking to be done! Or stabbing cows! Douglas loves life, the simple joy of doing repetitive tasks - like battering down this large tower door - is all that's needed to keep his clacking bones satisfied. But just when he was done with these rapidly changing tasks, the wizard he was mobbing took some weird crystal out and now there are stars everywhere. Come join Douglas the magical skeleton as he tries to live a fulfilling life in a sci-fi universe! ? As the starving artist meme is real, and I wanna get dat bread, I had to take down 90% of book 1 upon publication. The first two chapters are still available to read, but I had to take down chapter 3-20, unfortunately. You can read it here, polished with lots of editorial love. Come stalk me through social media and stuff:Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Website | Discord Please check out my released books!The Dao of Magic: Book I - Amazon The Dao of Magic: Book II - Amazon Skeleton in Space: Histaff - Amazon Go read my other story; The Dao of Magic. Updates every Friday.
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The Order of Sekhmet
Meet Rowan who may or may not be really enthusiastic about telling you how his life is with the goddess of war. It is naturally far from being peaceful, but the blade-wielding, fourth-wall-breaking protagonist certainly wouldn't have it any other way. Egyptian deities? Check. Sword fights? Check. Demonic arts? Check. Burning passion? Check. After all, blood is a good moisturizer. Please note that I have flagged my content. There is and will be content that may trigger you, particularly if you've been through toxic relationships. While I do my best not to paint these moments in the best light, they exist and are crucial parts of my story. Things are kicked up a notch beginning with chapters named 'The Old World'. Everything before is (nearly) vanilla. Update schedule is every Thursday/Friday, varying times!
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The Girl With The Crimson Eyes
Remnya is an orphan girl with horns and a destructive power sleeping within her. Oblivious of it, she spends her days protecting her friends at the orphanage. However, when a mysterious lady adopts her, Remnya discovers how valuable her kind truly is. But now she's surrounded by people she can't trust, and monsters who will do anything to get a hold of her powers. Her friends are at risk, along with thousands of innocent lives. Remnya won't surrender. She will protect them at all costs, even if that means abandoning her own innocence and awakening the crimson monster living inside her.
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Instagram// social media stars
What happen to Chloe's life? Shes now famous on Instagram cuz of her dad and has all these famous people that are her friends?!? Read this story full of Drama
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Pumpkin Patch Princess
A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after.Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * *Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world.When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up.But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque
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Badass Luna
Elisabeth Walker, NYPD detective. Ryan Barnes, Alpha of the Red Steele Pack. Elisabeth never expected to run into a creature that was yet to be discovered when she took upon her case. Ryan never expected his mate to be a human. Much less a cop. A badass cop. A kickass cop and a feared Alpha.They say opposites attract. What about identicals?
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