Bradley is a misogynistic learning-impaired alcoholic-in-denial who wakes up after a fateful night of binge drinking. He's chained to a wall, covered in shackles, and waits anxiously for Jigsaw to tell him to eat his own leg. When this doesn't happen, he finds a key and escapes the dark, possibly erotic dungeon, only to discover that he is still completely screwed: his poor life choices have transported him through space and time, across dimensions, and to another world, full of magic, monsters, and explosions as far as the eye can see!

Will he surpass his crippling limitations to discover the true meaning of strength?

Will he unravel the mysterious tale of the Hero and the Demon Lord, and bring peace to the entire continent?

Will he navigate through legions of [hussies], [wenches], and [concubines] to find a woman worthy of calling a wife?

Who would also be willing to settle for him?

...probably not.